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92: Chapter 92 Lu Chen! I'll fuck you! You've messed with me again!
The main hall of Xiaoyao Peak.
Lu Chen sat on the main seat, tapping the armrest with his right hand, while five people stood in the hall.
Leng Qingqiu stood at the very front with the imperial sword jiuyou held horizontally at her side; she looked aloof, yet her infatuated eyes were fixed unblinkingly on Lu Chen.
Yan Lingji leaned against a pillar with her arms crossed, still wearing her crimson cheongsam with a slit.
"I called you all here to explain the upcoming arrangements."
Before Lu Chen could finish speaking,
Leng Qingqiu spoke up: "Revered Master, I want to go to the Central Domain with you."
"I want to go too."
"I'm going."
Lu Chen rubbed his temples.
"The waters in the Central Domain are too deep. With your current cultivation level, going there would just make me lose face."
He raised one finger, starting with the first point.
"The Jiang Family alone has two Great Emperors who have shown themselves, along with Jiang Yang at the sixth level of Quasi-Emperor, as well as Supreme and Saint cultivators."
He raised a second finger.
"The Nangong Family..."
The third finger.
"In the Zhongtian Domain, there's also the Ji Family, Dao Yi Holy Land, Taiyin Academy, Yaochi Holy Land... any one of them has the heritage of a Great Emperor."
"Especially that rabid dog, the Zixiao Holy Land. This time when I go to the Central Domain, I'll see if I can wipe out the Zixiao Holy Land!"
Lu Chen withdrew his hand.
"The highest among you is only at the Saint Early Stage. Why would you go? To hold me back?"
Leng Qingqiu gritted her teeth: "I can serve tea and pour water for Revered Master."
"I have hands of my own."
Yun Qianyue blinked her peach-blossom eyes: "Revered Master~ what if those two women try to get handsy with you..."
"I am at the Great Emperor Peak; who could get handsy with me? I can run away whenever I want. Although that's unlikely, they can't kill me either. But if you were there, it would be a different story!"
[They certainly can, and they've done it more than once before.]
Lu Chen added this in his mind, without showing a hint of it on his face.
He stood up, flipped his hands, and opened his storage space.
He poured the contents onto the floor.
It was a literal "pour."
The five Storage Rings looted from the Azure Emperors Secret Realm were dumped onto the floor of the main hall by Lu Chen as if he were dumping trash.
Medicinal Pill bottles rolled everywhere, Spirit Stones piled up into a small hill, Magic Treasures and weapons clattered against each other, and several ten-thousand-year-old Spirit Medicines were almost crushed at the very bottom.
Su Qiyue's eyes lit up instantly. She stopped gnawing on her immortal melon, pounced forward, and started rummaging through the pile.
"What is this! It looks delicious! It tastes much better than your immortal melon, Revered Master! Can I eat this next time instead? Revered Master!"
"Don't rummage around. If you eat this, you'll burst from overeating in a moment!"
"Just eat the immortal melon I give you. Can't I feed you, you little glutton?"
Lu Chen reached out and hauled her back, just like picking up a chick.
He then took out a previous sign-in reward from the System!
A Six-Leaf Sword Heart Grass.
Lu Chen beckoned to Leng Qingqiu.
"Bring me the imperial sword."
Leng Qingqiu unbuckled the imperial sword jiuyou and handed it over with both hands.
Lu Chen gripped the hilt with his left hand, held the withered stalk with his right, and infused it with his Great Emperor Origin.
The ancient Sword Intent of the Six-Leaf Sword Heart Grass was forcibly extracted, transforming into an invisible edge that traveled along Lu Chen's fingertips and into the spine of the imperial sword jiuyou.
The sword body hummed, and the imperial Dao patterns on the jiuyou sword glowed for three breaths.
Then it dimmed, but a very fine crack appeared on the sword's surface—not damage, but a sword mark where the Sword Intent had taken root.
"The Life-and-Death Sword Intent shares the same Origin as your Nine Nether Reincarnation Body. Refine it slowly; it will be enough to sustain you until the Xiantai Realm, after which you will find a Dao of your own."
Leng Qingqiu took the imperial sword, her fingertips caressing the new mark, a flash of crimson appearing in her pitch-black eyes.
"Thank you, Revered Master."
Lu Chen then took out the Fox Emperor's Heart he had obtained from a previous sign-in from the System!
He tilted his chin at Yun Qianyue. "Where is your Lifebound Treasure?"
Yun Qianyue took out the chilong sword whip from her sleeve.
Lu Chen took it and fused the Fox Emperor's Heart into the pearl held by the dragon head on the sword whip.
The moment the Fox Emperor's Heart made contact with the sword whip, a pink spiritual light erupted. Yun Qianyue's Heavenly Fox Bewitching Pupils resonated simultaneously, with pink light swirling within them.
Most importantly, the chilong sword whip now had its own sword spirit, becoming a growth-type weapon.
It was not impossible for the chilong sword whip to eventually become an imperial weapon of the utmost path. The sword spirit was a cute fox, and the chilong sword whip could now move according to her will, complementing her Heavenly Fox Charm Technique!
"The illusion enhancement is doubled, and it has absolute suppression against anyone below the Saint level." Lu Chen tossed the sword whip back.
Yun Qianyue hugged the sword whip, her nine fox tails all curled into circles, and her peach-blossom eyes curved into crescents.
"Revered Master is the best to me~"
Two growth-type Emperor Weapon Embryos—those two fire-poker sticks lay on the ground.
Lu Chen rummaged through the pile and pulled out a dozen bottles of Saint Grade Medicinal Pills, six types of Artifact Refining Materials, and two pieces of emperor grade Sword Intent stones, dividing them into two portions and pushing them toward the sisters.
"Eat the Medicinal Pills in order, feed the Emperor Weapon Embryos with the Artifact Refining Materials, and use the Sword Intent stones to polish your Sword Intent Foundation!"
"Although you two are only Named Disciples, your Revered Master is a sword wielder, so you must also wield swords; otherwise, who will inherit my Great Health Care in the future?"
Su Xuner looked down at the pile of items, her face blooming with a smile. She bent down, thinking it was truly great, and dutifully put them away.
Su Qiyue was already secretly prying open the seals on the Medicinal Pill bottles.
Lu Chen finally looked at Yan Lingji.
He took a yellowed animal skin scroll from the depths of his storage space, which was engraved with dense fire-pattern runes in imperial Dao spiritual script.
"I found this in the deep layers of the Azure Emperors Secret Realm. It's an accidental find of an ancient emperor grade fire control technique and its insights, which complement your Red Lotus Emperor Fire Art."
Yan Lingji took the scroll.
"Is this a Legacy of a fire control technique no lower than emperor grade?"
"Cut the chatter and go practice."
Yan Lingji tucked the scroll into her bosom, the corners of her mouth curling up.
"Revered Master is certainly generous."
After distributing the resources, Lu Chen straightened his body, his lazy expression receding by three points.
"You little girls, if your cultivation doesn't reach the Xiantai Realm—"
He raised his right hand, spread his fingers, and made a spanking motion.
"I'll spank you."
Lu Chen took out five Jade Slips from his sleeve, each engraved with extremely fine spatial Law patterns.
"These are teleportation Jade Slips. Crush them to return to Xiaoyao Peak. They have another function: they are connected to a treasure I used to Cultivate with, called the Xuanhuang Pagoda. One year inside the pagoda is one day in the outside world. You know how to use them, right!"
He threw the five Jade Slips to the five of them one by one.
Then he raised his right hand and pointed his index finger, sending five golden Law threads into each of their foreheads.
The threads vanished upon entering their bodies; they were colorless and odorless, undetectable even by Divine Sense.
"This is my Great Emperor Law imprint. No matter where you are in the world, if you encounter life-threatening danger, just shout 'Revered Master save me' or 'Revered Master save me,' and I will arrive within one breath."
Lu Chen adjusted his sleeves.
"If you want to Cultivate in the Holy Land, stay; if you want to go out and adventure, that's fine too. It's up to you. Anyway, you won't die if you go out, and if you can't die, then Cultivate like you're dying! Just go all out!"
Half an hour later.
Lu Chen changed into a mysterious black robe and suppressed all his aura.
He first told his Senior Brother that he was going to the Central Domain to handle some business and told his Senior Brother, the Holy Lord, to keep a low profile recently!
Other than that, he didn't alert anyone.
Without a sound, he disappeared into the Void Realm.
——
Three hundred miles outside the Yunxiao Holy Land.
Nangong Waner sat cross-legged on a nameless mountain peak, hidden in the Void Realm.
She had been waiting for a full two hours.
Her Divine Sense spread out for ten thousand miles, locking down every entrance and exit of the Yunxiao Holy Land.
"He's out! I have a faint feeling!"
She transformed into a purple light, tore through the Void Realm, and chased after him, but the aura disappeared.
Nangong Waner frowned, her Divine Sense searching frantically.
Three breaths later, she recaptured the aura in the southwest direction.
She chased after it, but it was gone again.
It flashed in the east.
She chased, it was gone. North, she chased, it was gone again.
Nangong Waner stood in mid-air, her peach-blossom eyes narrowing.
She looked down at the earth beneath her feet and took a deep breath.
"Lu Chen—!!"
"Damn you! You're messing with me again! Are you doing this on purpose to tease me?"
"Don't let me catch you. If I catch you, I'll play you to death! I'll let you know that a Great Emperor's waist isn't made of iron!"
But there was still only the whistling of the mountain wind.
Lu Chen had already been thirty thousand miles away by the time she tracked him the first time.
Nangong Waner stamped her foot in anger, her bare feet shattering the Void Realm beneath her.
"Fine, Lu Chen, run if you want!"
"Run to the Central Domain! No matter how fast you run, can you be faster than my Family's return-to-city formation!"
With that said, she threw a Formation Plate into the air. The formation formed instantly, and she disappeared from the spot!
She had to get back to the Nangong Family before Lu Chen, clean the room, make soup, make the bed, and prepare new clothes!
Before leaving, Nangong Waner muttered to herself:
"This time I need to buy clothes for the room, with many varieties and styles, and easy to tear! Most importantly, they're cheap! My previous Purple Jade Feather colorful garment was too expensive!"
"Every time I fight with this little man Lu Chen for a whole night, I ruin several sets!"