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163: Chapter 163 Unfortunately, you didn't pass the test! You scumbag!

Qin Xun scanned a shared bike and rode away fast.

Just now, he had checked the system panel.

"slacking-off value: 25300"

"Note: The next draw requires 100,000 slacking-off value."

It went up by 7700 in just one day!

At this rate, wouldn't he be able to reach 100,000 and do a draw in less than half a month?

Awesome!

He rode all the way home.

Just as Qin Xun pulled open the iron gate of the villa's courtyard, he suddenly heard familiar footsteps behind him. He turned his head and saw, as expected, it was Xia Ning.

He found it a bit strange.

"Xia Ning, how come you drive slower than I ride?"

Xia Ning kept a cold face.

"You were speeding."

Qin Xun laughed.

"How can a shared e-bike speed? It's clearly your driving skills that are lacking."

Xia Ning couldn't be bothered to argue. She walked to the courtyard entrance, faced Qin Xun, and warned him, "You're getting too close to Mi Xier. Be careful you don't cross the line."

Qin Xun was stunned and shook his head.

"No way, no way."

"I don't want to sleep with her at all."

He saw Xia Ning staring at him, silent for a long time, her breathing growing heavier.

"Have you ever wanted to sleep with Huang Huai?"

Qin Xun opened his eyes wide, not understanding why Xia Ning would ask such a private question.

Did she learn bad habits from Mi Xier?

He answered very honestly, demonstrating his noble integrity.

"Huang Huai?"

"How is that possible!"

"No, never!"

Seeing this, Xia Ning easily judged from his eyes, tone, and expression that Qin Xun wasn't lying.

Her eyes dimmed slightly.

As expected, the white moonlight is meant to be cherished.

Anyone met later is just a passing cloud, nothing more than a tool to vent his overflowing hormones.

She closed her eyes, her chest rising and falling slightly.

Thinking of how Qin Xun said he wanted to sleep with her eight or nine times a week, she felt more and more disgusted, feeling increasingly cheap.

Xia Ning opened her eyes, acid rising in her stomach, almost vomiting.

She suddenly reached out and grabbed Qin Xun's collar, her voice low but cold.

"Qin Xun, have you ever thought about sleeping with me?"

Qin Xun's scalp tingled. He looked down at the hand grabbing his collar, feeling that he might be forcibly dragged to bed and whipped today.

He looked up at the aggressive Xia Ning and said urgently, "Xia Ning, calm down."

"I'm a bit shy, I prefer to take it slow."

"How about..."

He was coldly interrupted by Xia Ning.

"Just answer truthfully: have you ever thought about sleeping with me?"

Qin Xun felt a bit awkward. Looking at the strong and domineering young lady in front of him, he nodded and said softly, "Yes."

Xia Ning's expression changed slightly, and she asked again, "Why?"

Qin Xun took a deep breath, prepared to sacrifice himself tonight, and lowered his head like a little wife.

"Because... you smell like cream."

Seeing Qin Xun's coy appearance, Xia Ning got even angrier. Her right hand was still gripping his collar, and her left hand lifted his chin, forcing him to look directly into her eyes.

"Then why don't you want to sleep with Huang Huai?"

"Does she smell bad?"

Qin Xun looked at the somewhat unhinged Xia Ning and sensed something was wrong.

This doesn't seem like the vibe of someone about to drag me to bed and pamper me fiercely!

This is the vibe of someone about to give me two big slaps!

He quickly pulled his neck back, moving a bit further away from Xia Ning, and said urgently, "Huang Huai?"

"How would I know if she smells good or bad?!"

He let out a long sigh, feeling somewhat annoyed.

"Huang Huai was made up on the spot for the Dudu Tea marketing!"

"She's not a real person at all, how could I sleep with her?"

"Should I f*ck the air?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Xia Ning froze!

She could clearly feel her pupils dilate, her limbs stiffen, her throat tighten, her body getting hotter, and her face getting warmer.

Although she couldn't see, she could imagine her face must be incredibly red.

It had to be redder than the red apple she and Qin Xun saw at the villa that day.

Social death!

After a long while, Xia Ning, blushing, released Qin Xun's collar.

She gently straightened his wrinkled collar with both hands.

Seeing Qin Xun's bewildered expression, she felt both anxious and ashamed. She raised her right hand into a fist and aimed it at Qin Xun's forehead, wondering if she could punch him into amnesia like they do in TV shows.

Qin Xun looked at Xia Ning's raised fist, shocked, and took a step back.

"Xia Ning, what are you doing?"

"Did you eat dog poison today?"

Xia Ning didn't dare to look at Qin Xun. She lowered her fist, turned her face away, rushed into the courtyard, and slammed the door shut behind her.

She locked it.

She covered her face and ran into the house.

Behind her came the sound of Qin Xun shaking the iron gate.

"Xia Ning, open the door!"

"Are you sick?"

"Huh?"

"I paid 2000 yuan in rent!"

"Is this how you treat a tenant?"

"Which tenant could stand this attitude from you?"

Xia Ning opened the living room door in a panic and immediately saw the soft-shelled turtle swimming in the fish tank.

The turtle seemed startled and immediately retracted its head into its shell.

She looked back at the courtyard gate and used all her strength to shout, "You... you can crawl in!"

As soon as the words left her mouth, Xia Ning clenched her fist and knocked on her forehead, muttering, "I must be crazy!"

Outside the door, Qin Xun's shouting came.

"I'm not a f*cking dog!"

Xia Ning's face was burning, feeling anxious in her heart. She wanted to open the door but didn't have the face to see him, so she yelled, "You can climb over from the top!"

Qin Xun's shouting came immediately.

"I'm not a f*cking monkey either!"

Xia Ning stomped her foot, ran into the house, crossed the living room, and took the elevator to the second floor.

She hid in the bedroom and locked the door. She didn't take off her shoes, just lay on the bed, grabbed a corner of the quilt, and rolled herself into a silkworm cocoon. Just like the turtle in the fish tank, she became a turtle hiding its head.

...

7 PM.

The phone rang.

Xia Ning crawled out from the quilt, picked up the phone, and saw it was Qin Xun.

She hesitated for a moment and hung up.

Soon, a WeChat notification sound rang, it was Qin Xun again.

[Idiot, come downstairs to eat!]

Xia Ning's face flushed, and she replied.

[I'm not hungry.]

Qin Xun replied.

[What the hell kind of crazy are you acting today?]

Xia Ning's face grew even hotter.

While hiding in the quilt, she had already thought of an excuse and immediately typed and sent it.

[I saw you and Mi Xier getting along so well, I felt it was unfair to Huang Huai!]

Qin Xun replied.

[Huang Huai is fake!]

Xia Ning replied.

[I didn't know that.]

Qin Xun replied.

[Then why did you ask me if I wanted to sleep with you?]

Xia Ning was so angry she threw the phone onto the quilt, covered her face with both hands, and rubbed it. The more she rubbed, the hotter it got.

After a while, she picked up the phone and replied.

[I was testing you on behalf of Huang Huai!]

After a while, a flash of struggle crossed her face, and she very shamelessly typed out a sentence.

[Unfortunately, you failed the test!]

[Scumbag!]

Just after sending it, she could hear a loud, full-throated shout from the living room on the first floor through the bedroom door.

"F*ck!"

Immediately after, a series of "thump, thump, thump" footsteps approached from far to near, like a stampeding wild bull.

Xia Ning's face turned white then red, red then white, and her hands gripped the quilt.

She knew it was Qin Xun running up from the first floor to settle the score with her!

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