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"Heh heh..."
Zhang Meng smiled faintly.
"It's not like that."
"Kimchi Country..."
"At least there's still kimchi, right?"
"..."
"Kimchi?"
The fatty grew even more disdainful.
"If I want to eat kimchi, I can just go to Dragon Country, where there are more varieties, better quality, and all kinds of dishes!"
"Unlike that tiny, egg-sized place, Kimchi Country, damn it..."
The fatty looked incredulous.
"Vegetables actually sell for more than meat!"
"Don't you think that's outrageous?"
"Hiss..."
Wu Tian, in front of the live stream, deliberately nodded, looking at the fatty and saying in agreement, "You're right, it really is!"
...Just as Wu Tian and the others were sarcastically mocking Kimchi Country in the live stream...
All the Kimchi Country people in the live stream were triggered.
They frantically cursed in the live stream!
"Damn it!"
"You dogs from Dragon Country and Ulan Country are really going too far. What's wrong with vegetables being expensive here?"
"If you've never seen vegetables more expensive than meat, it's because you're ignorant."
"On the contrary, the reason our vegetables are more expensive than meat is because we have abundant natural resources. What do you know!"
"Shut up!"
"If you don't know anything, don't talk nonsense!"
"..."
"Heh heh..."
"It seems this Host team has angered the public."
"I am the president of the Kimchi Association, and I'm warning Wu Tian here!"
"You ungrateful Kimchi Country brat who changes international relations, you'd better not come to our Kimchi Country, otherwise..."
"I'll make you die a very ugly death!"
"..."
"Hiss..."
"Look, the dogs of Kimchi Country are biting people again. What should we do? Where's the leash?"
"Where did the leash go?"
"Alas!"
A Fan from Dragon Country said.
"Why do we need a leash?"
"Just kill the dog and eat dog meat hotpot!"
"Host!"
"I've already prepared a private jet for you, waiting in Bohai Bay. Just go!"
"Don't show any mercy!"
"Take down these Kimchi Country people!"
"..."
"But..."
Another Fan who preferred exploration segments said in the bullet comments.
"Is there anywhere in Kimchi Country to explore? What's the point of going? Isn't that a waste of time?"
"Alas!"
"Upstairs, you can't say that."
"This is for the Host to explore how Kimchi Country people can be so shameless. This is also a major event that changes world history, so how is it a waste of time?"
"..."
The person was stunned.
"You're right!"
...Watching the Kimchi Country people in the bullet comments provoke and curse the Dragon Country people one after another, Wu Tian rarely frowned and asked Zhang Meng beside him.
"There should be some time to rest next."
"How about it?"
"A trip to Kimchi Country?"
"..."
Zhang Meng was startled.
Then he smiled and nodded.
"Alright."
"Although the people of Kimchi Country are not good, the scenery there is still nice, and the barbecue is barely edible. Let's go!"
"I didn't get to play much during the last Bermuda vacation."
"This time, no matter what, I have to let loose and have fun!"
"Maybe..."
Zhang Meng clenched his fists.
His eyes darted around, and he said excitedly, "There might even be some Kimchi Country punching bags delivered to our door for us to practice!"
"Why not?"
"But..."
As he spoke.
Zhang Meng raised his small fist and warned Wu Tian with a look in his eyes.
"This time, we're going on a trip. We'll combine the last vacation and this one, and we'll play for a solid two weeks!"
"Exploration!"
"Get to the back of the line!"
"Understood?"
"..."
Wu Tian was stunned.
Then he gave Zhang Meng a wry smile.
"Heh heh..."
"Understood, I'll try not to do any exploring. We'll just have a good vacation, eat, drink..."
As he spoke.
Wu Tian shrugged helplessly.
He thought to himself that he didn't want to explore every day either!
But that would require the system's permission, and if the system wanted to cause trouble, wouldn't he have to start working early?
Of course!
Wu Tian didn't say such a disheartening thing.
The group bid farewell to the St. George ghost aircraft carrier, and after repeatedly reminding Master Sang to sink at least one U.S. warship at sea every two days, Wu Tian and the other two... returned to Bohai Bay aboard Dragon Country's Soaring Dragon vessel warship...
"Oh?"
"You're going to Kimchi Country?"
Dr. Zhang Haiyang was stunned to hear that Wu Tian and the other two were rushing to Kimchi Country.
Although somewhat unexpected, it was also within reason!
After all... these Kimchi Country people insulted Dragon Country and its people so much in the bullet comments, it couldn't go on like this!
Since the officials couldn't step forward... sending Wu Tian, the internationally recognized 'Conan physique,' should be the best choice.
After thinking for a moment.
Dr. Zhang Haiyang leaned close to Wu Tian's ear and 'whispered'.
"Hmph!"
"This time, when you go to Kimchi Country, just go for it!"
"As long as you don't kill their highest representative of Kimchi Country, you can do whatever you want!"
"Don't hold back!"
"Understand?"
"..."
Wu Tian was startled.
Then he said with a slight twitch of his mouth, "Dr. Zhang, you're speaking so loudly in my ear, I'm almost deaf. How could I not understand?"
"Ah!"
Dr. Zhang Haiyang smiled faintly.
He nodded nonchalantly.
Then he continued, "It's good that you understood. Do a good job!"
"Uh..."
Wu Tian nodded.
"Do it!"
"..."
"Hahaha, I'm going to die laughing. Dr. Zhang Haiyang, though old, is young at heart. How was that whisper?"
"To be honest..."
"Dr. Haiyang's voice was really soft, I didn't even hear it! (Funny)"
"Yes!"
"What did Dr. Haiyang say?"
"I really didn't hear it!"
"I don't know, I don't know, who knows what Dr. Zhang said, his voice was too low!"
"Didn't hear, didn't hear!"
[Dragon Country's Highest Representative Hua Wuji: Uh, Dr. Zhang Haiyang, you can speak a little softer next time. After all, it's really not good for others to hear it, although... I didn't hear it!]
[Hehe!]
"..."
The Fans in front of the live stream were stunned.
Then, one by one, the Fans who were eating and drinking directly 'pffft' and sprayed the water and food in their mouths onto their computer screens!
But they didn't bother to clean up the computer screens.
Amidst the egg and rice residue, the Fans eagerly and frantically typed on their keyboards!
"Haha!"
"What is my Dragon Country's Highest Representative saying? Why can't I see it clearly? His bullet comments are too blurry, aren't they? (Funny)"
"Yes!"
"What exactly is going on? My ears and eyes are having problems."
"I didn't hear Dr. Zhang Haiyang's whisper, and I didn't see the bullet comments from Brother Hua either!"
"Alas..."
"What a sin!"
"I need to get my ears checked!"
"However..."
"Don't mention it, Brother Hua's last 'hehe' is simply brilliant!"
"Brilliant!"
"..."
"Damn it!"
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Compared to the enthusiastic atmosphere among the Dragon Country Fans, the Kimchi Country people in the live stream felt as miserable as if they had eaten shit.
"You Dragon Country people are really bullying us too much!"
"Speaking so loudly is called whispering?"
"This is an open insult!"
"This is an open provocation!"
"Are you trying to start a war?!"
"..."
[Dragon Country's Highest Representative Hua Wuji: What? You want to start a war?]
[Then I'll get ready. The 200,000 modern troops by the river should move, and the three aircraft carriers in Bohai Bay can also be ready tonight. Come on, Dragon Country can play a modern information war with your Kimchi Country!]
[One day, I'll wait for your Kimchi Country's highest representative's reply!]
"..."
Upon hearing that even Dragon Country's Highest Representative had spoken!
Immediately... all the Kimchi Country people in the live stream roared frantically!
"This is a threat!"
"An obvious threat!"
"Are you Dragon Country people going to resort to force when you can't reason?"
"Is there still justice?"
"Is there still law?"
"Is there still peace in this world?"
"Leaders of the United Nations, aren't you going to do something about this?"
"..."
Just as these Kimchi Country people were appealing for an end in the bullet comments, the current highest director of the United Nations directly used his verified account to send a bullet comment!
"Ahem..."
"Uh, I didn't hear Dr. Zhang Haiyang's voice just now. Is there something wrong with my speaker here?"
"Ahem!"
"But!"
"No matter what, I saw these bullet comments clearly. The incident did indeed start with the Kimchi Country people provoking first!"
"Officer Hua of Dragon Country is right!"
"Your Kimchi Country cannot provoke a war. This is not only an insult to Dragon Country!"
"It is also an insult to our United Nations, which is responsible for global security!"
"Please, the highest representative of Kimchi Country, come out..."
"Apologize!"
"..."
As soon as the current highest director of the United Nations made this statement, immediately!
Everyone was stunned!
The Fans of Kimchi Country were even more dumbfounded in front of their computer screens.
Their expressions were as if they had seen a ghost.
But... what made these Kimchi Country people even more distraught... was yet to come!
"Uh..."
As this word and ellipsis floated by... the verified highest representative of Kimchi Country sent a bullet comment in the live stream.
"..."
"Hello, friends from various countries in the live stream. I am the current highest representative of Kimchi Country, Park Yisheng!"
"I am truly sorry!"
"On behalf of the entire Kimchi Country, I apologize to all the brothers and sisters of Dragon Country!"
"At the same time, as the highest representative of Kimchi Country, I hereby..."
"On behalf of Kimchi Country, make a statement to the whole world!"
"Our Kimchi Country has no intention of provoking a war. Please do not misunderstand!"
"We have caused misunderstanding!"
"I'm sorry!"
"..."
Kimchi Country citizens: ...Although Park Yisheng appeared humble and polite in Wu Tian's live stream, and even apologized to Dragon Country and the United Nations in front of the whole world... But!
He didn't say a single word to the owner of the live stream, Wu Tian!
This... was somewhat intriguing.
"..."
"Jiang Yu!"
At this moment, at sunset, in the office of Kimchi Country's highest representative, Park Yisheng took his hands off the keyboard, looked coldly at the live stream, and asked the secretary standing behind him.
"Is this Wu Tian really coming to our Kimchi Country?"
"..."
"Yes!"
Jiang Yu nodded cautiously.
From his tone, she knew that Park Yisheng was on the verge of losing his temper at this moment.
He absolutely had to be obeyed, without the slightest disobedience!
So her voice was exceptionally docile!
"..."
"Just now during the live broadcast, that Host Wu Tian already expressed his desire to come to our Kimchi Country."
"Then..."
A hint of gloom flashed in Park Yisheng's eyes.
"What do you think should be done?"
"Tell me, if he comes to our Kimchi Country..."
"Can we let him leave easily?"
"..."
Jiang Yu's body stiffened.
Then he gently shook his head, lowered his head, and said to Park Yisheng in front of him with a firm tone.
"No!"
"Absolutely not!"
"So arrogant, so disrespectful of our great Kimchi Country nation!"
"He deserves to die!"
"..."
"Good!"
Park Yisheng nodded sharply.
"Then you arrange it. Send the photos of this Host and the two people with him to all the gang organizations in our Kimchi Country, and tell them!"
"Five million dollars per head, and for the head of Host Wu Tian..."
A cold light flashed in Park Yisheng's eyes.
"Ten million US dollars!"
"..."
"Yes!"
The secretary nodded, turned, and left with the tablet!
Only Park Yisheng remained, slowly rising from the sofa, drawing open the curtains, and looking at the distant city lights just beginning to twinkle.
He let out a soft sigh.
He muttered to himself, "What is the background of this Host named Wu Tian? Is this person..."
"Is he really a Conan physique?"
"Damn it..."
As he spoke, a cold light flashed in Park Yisheng's eyes.
Suddenly!
Bang!
He punched directly at the thick glass.
He cursed in a low voice.
"Damn it!"
"If he comes, he won't discover that secret, will he?"
"He must..."
"He must die quickly!"
...Meanwhile, Wu Tian and the other two, completely unaware, had disembarked in Bohai Bay and, guided by a wealthy fan, boarded a private jet, heading to Gyeonggi Province in Kimchi Country.
Gyeonggi Province is one of Kimchi Country's most important provincial-level cities.
It surrounds Seoul and Incheon and has a 322-kilometer coastline.
It can be said that... this is one of Kimchi Country's most famous tourist destinations.
"Buzz buzz buzz..."
The sound of the propeller buzzed in the live stream.
This time, as a trip.
Wu Tian and the other two naturally intended to let loose and have fun.
Each of them carried a red and blue parachute pack, it seemed... Wu Tian and the other two intended to go skydiving!
"..."
"Friends, good evening everyone!"
Changing the live stream title to 'Kimchi Country Travel', Wu Tian shouted loudly amidst the roar of the propeller to the Fans in the live stream.
"You must be curious why this place is called Gyeonggi Province?"
"Heh heh..."
Although not loud, Wu Tian's voice was still clearly audible amidst the roar of the propeller.
"It's simple!"
"This is the basis for their Kimchi Country to plagiarize our Dragon Country's culture."
In a brightly lit night sky.
Wu Tian continued, "As early as the Han Dynasty, for governance and rule, our Dragon Country already had the concept of prefectures and provinces. But it wasn't until the Two Song Dynasties that Kimchi Country realized how beautiful our method of using prefectures and provinces was!"
"Heh heh..."
"That's when they learned our system in this regard."
"I have to say..."
"They're even half a beat slow at stealing!"
"Stupid Kimchi Country people..."
"..."
As Wu Tian's voice faded, he slowly looked towards the distance, at the dimly lit city. Just as he was about to speak, Wu Tian froze.
The smile on his face vanished instantly!
Boom!
In a certain corner of the dark city... a ground-to-air anti-helicopter rocket launcher with a long fiery tail emitted a scorching red glow!
"Whoosh!"
A whistling sound rang out!
A rocket, roaring towards the helicopter where Wu Tian and the others were!
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