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69: Under the waterfall! The golden belt is tied to the battle robe!

“…”

Listening to Narrator-kun's syrupy voice—which came neither too early nor too late, but precisely at this moment—Wu Tian was stunned for several seconds!

Then, with a complicated expression, he cursed.

“Damn you, motherfucker!”

“Fatty, Zhang Meng!”

“We’re not going to the rock wall; we’re heading straight for the bottom of the waterfall!”

“…”

The two were utterly bewildered.

“No…”

Fatty’s face was almost frozen in a terrified grimace, and he tremblingly tried to restrain Wu Tian’s restless hands.

However… Wu Tian’s strength was far beyond what Fatty could match!

“Boss… Shifu, old man!”

“Can we be a little more rational?”

“Wuwuwu…”

Fatty’s voice was filled with a crying tone!

“Below us is a bottomless abyss. Whether this raft survives falling is one thing, but the three of us will definitely be smashed to smithereens!”

“Boss!”

“I beg you!”

“Can you hold back a bit?”

“Don’t be so crazy!”

“…”

“Wu Tian, what’s your plan?”

At the crucial moment, Zhang Meng was calmer. She felt that Wu Tian couldn't be so brainless; he must have discovered something.

Only then would he make such a decision!

“Ah…”

Wu Tian scratched his head awkwardly.

He had already cursed Narrator-kun eighty thousand times in his heart.

But there was no other way… he could only force an explanation.

“Ahem…”

“I don’t have any plans. I just think that this waterfall appearing before us isn’t necessarily all danger. Maybe there’s some opportunity?”

“Take a gamble, hehe…”

“A bicycle becomes a motorcycle!”

Zhang Meng: … “Holy shit!”

“No way, let’s play it safe and stick to the cliff wall. Can’t we discuss things properly?”

“Do we have to gamble with our lives?”

“Opportunity?”

“Wuwu…”

Zhang Meng’s voice also took on a crying tone.

“What opportunity is more important than life?”

“…”

“Ahem…”

Wu Tian scratched his ear, pretending not to hear Zhang Meng and Fatty’s voices. Not only did he continue with the current, but he also paddled a few times, accelerating the raft.

With increasing speed… and the sobbing of Fatty and Zhang Meng!

The raft carrying Wu Tian and the two others sped towards the waterfall, over a hundred meters away!

...“233333, I can’t take it anymore. The Host’s move has completely freaked out Miss Zhang Meng and Fatty!”

“They’re practically dumbfounded!”

“The louder you scream, the wilder I get~”

“Hiss…”

“Why can the person above send voice messages?”

“…”

“I have to say, while the Host’s approach creates great live stream effects and shows a challenging spirit, however…”

“I always feel like the Host’s live stream content is plagiarism!”

Just as the bullet comments were peaceful, all worried for the Host.

Suddenly!

An abrupt bullet comment appeared in colored text.

“Everyone, click on my profile picture and check my homepage. I am the first person to surf on a raft in the wild. The Host’s waterfall surfing is clearly plagiarizing my previous video of surfing a small waterfall near my home!”

“Everyone, report him quickly!”

“Also, follow me! I will bring you more quality content, thank you everyone!”

“…”

The bullet comments fell silent for a moment.

But after a few seconds, the charged-up Zu’an people quickly mobilized!

Their one-second, five-spray technique reappeared!

“You surf your small creek at home, the Host surfs this waterfall. Is that really called plagiarism?”

“Then, if another Host farts, and you fart too.”

“Did you plagiarize too?”

“Exactly!”

Another Zu’an person took over the battle at light speed.

“Did you even watch the Host’s previous live streams?”

“He’s been to Chernobyl, have you?”

“Idiot dog!”

“And you’re even opening a Count account in the Host’s live stream room and sending colored bullet comments to gain popularity!”

“How utterly shameful!”

“I think you’re just a country dog burping, you’ve eaten too much shit!”

“…”

Surfing Keyboard Warrior (Count): Leaving the live stream room… “Hold on tight!”

Looking at the approaching cliff waterfall, now right before them, Wu Tian, sitting at the front of the raft, gripped the handles on both sides and sternly instructed the two behind him!

“…”

“Hold!”

“I’m holding!”

“Alright!”

At this point.

The two also knew that Wu Tian was determined, like a turtle eating a steelyard—he had made up his mind!

No amount of crying would help now.

They could only mimic Wu Tian’s posture, spreading their arms and gripping the handles on both sides of the raft tightly.

Closing their eyes, they awaited the imminent, massive feeling of weightlessness!

“…”

“Splash!”

In a certain instant!

The sound of rushing water echoing in the hollows on both sides of the cliff suddenly intensified. The path before the waterfall… finally reached its end!

Whoosh!

With immense inertia, the raft was directly flung out by the water flow from above the waterfall at a certain speed!

Then… it plummeted!

“Ah…”

Zhang Meng huddled like a quail, her scream inhuman!

“…”

“Roar, roar, roar…”

As for Fatty, the immense wind pressure caused his eyelids and lips to flip up, and the fat on his face constantly changed shape under the wind pressure!

At first glance… he looked like a continuously falling jelly!

“Hold on tight!”

Wu Tian gritted his teeth.

The first-order gene lock instantly opened!

Misty steam emanated from Wu Tian’s body!

“Give me…”

“Drop!”

Bang!

All of Wu Tian’s cells boiled. With a thousand-jin drop in an extreme state, he pressed down hard, instantly restoring the raft, which was about to flip over from the wind pressure, to its bottom-down state!

And it was in the very next second.

“Bang!”

The huge raft, carrying the weight of the three, slammed heavily into the pool of water below the waterfall!

Boom!

The calm water surface instantly exploded!

The water directly beneath the raft was violently pushed downwards by the impact, creating a deep indentation, and then… splash!

Under the tension of the water.

The raft was launched into the air!

Surging waves spread out to both sides!

“…”

“Phew…”

“Plop!”

Fatty tremblingly released his hand from the handle, then wiped his face, clearing the water from his nose.

He then looked at Wu Tian with a wronged expression.

“Oh my goodness…”

“The child almost died of fright!”

“Wuwuwu…”

...And Zhang Meng, still shaken, also wiped her face vigorously.

She began to carefully examine the surroundings!

This was a hollow beneath the waterfall. Besides the huge pool in the middle, there was also a riverbank opposite the waterfall.

The riverbank was pitch black.

Faintly… there seemed to be two shadows leaning against the wall!

“What’s that?”

Zhang Meng froze!

Immediately, she craned her neck, using the faint moonlight coming from the waterfall to carefully observe the distant shadows.

“…”

“Holy shit!”

After a long while, Zhang Meng directly blurted out a curse!

“Wielding a ghost feather with a sword and a cross-mounted ride, a golden belt and chain bind the battle robe!”

“I know!”

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