Chapter 135 Landing Posture Matters: The Ultimate Level of Taking Advantage of a Soft Rice
Weightlessness.
A strong sense of vertigo accompanied by the tearing force of space made one's internal organs feel as if they were shifting.
"Hum—!"
After passing through that layer of dark blue Secret Realm membrane, the world seemed to be turned upside down.
Kunlun Secret Realm, this mysterious world folded within an ancient space, offered its first gift to the intruders: a gravitational acceleration ten times that of the outside world.
"Ah—!"
Su Qingyue and Mu Qingxue cried out almost simultaneously.
Their True Qi had been briefly suppressed while traveling through space, and now, facing weightlessness, they could not adjust their postures in time.
Between them, the man who maintained a peaceful sleeping posture even during freefall—Jiang Chen—kept his eyes closed, his brow slightly furrowed.
The System within his body was running frantically, but having overdrawn too much Mental Energy previously to activate the "Wall of Sighs" and "Brick Slap," he was currently under a forced sleep protection mechanism, his perception of the outside world becoming fuzzy and sluggish.
Except... for his instinctive pursuit of comfort.
"Cold... the wind is a bit strong..."
Jiang Chen muttered in mid-fall.
Driven by instinct, his body made a turn that defied common physical logic, like an infant seeking warmth.
His left hand reached out, precisely grasping Su Qingyue's slender, flexible waist; his right hand curled, pulling Mu Qingxue's delicate body, which was emitting a faint cold, into his embrace.
"Bang! Crash—"
The three of them smashed heavily through a thick layer of ancient tree branches, finally crashing into a soft but dense patch of grass.
There was no excruciating pain as imagined.
Because at the final moment of landing, the Mental Energy within Jiang Chen's body automatically protected the host, forming a micro-buffer air cushion.
But even so, the huge impact still caused the three of them to roll into a ball.
The final landing posture became extremely subtle and... outrageous.
Jiang Chen lay on his back on the grass, pressing down on thick fallen leaves.
And Su Qingyue and Mu Qingxue were on his left and right, like two octopuses, lying squarely on top of him.
Su Qingyue's face was buried in Jiang Chen's left shoulder socket, her hands subconsciously pressing against his chest.
Mu Qingxue was even more embarrassed; her knee was positioned right between Jiang Chen's thighs, her entire body straddling his waist in an extremely ambiguous posture, her arms wrapped around his neck.
"Cough, cough..."
Su Qingyue reacted first, looked up, and her pretty face flushed red instantly.
"What... what is this posture!"
She tried to crawl up but found that the large hand on her waist was clamping her tightly, making it impossible to move.
"Don't move... this body pillow's temperature is just right..."
Jiang Chen let out a satisfied murmur, even pushing his luck by rubbing his face against Su Qingyue's elastic chest.
"Ugh! You..." Su Qingyue's body went soft, so embarrassed she almost fainted.
On the other side, Mu Qingxue also woke up.
As an Ice Phoenix Dao Body, she was most sensitive to temperature.
At this moment, she could clearly feel the pure Yang Qi surging within Jiang Chen due to his overdrawn Mental Energy, continuously transferring through their tightly pressed skin.
That scorching heat instantly soothed the Cold Poison suppressed within her, so comfortable that she did not even want to get up.
"Damn it... is this guy doing it on purpose?"
Mu Qingxue bit her lower lip, looking at the sleeping face right in front of her.
Even in such a disheveled moment, Jiang Chen slept so sweetly, as if the sky falling had nothing to do with him.
"Get up first! The environment here is unknown, it's dangerous!"
Mu Qingxue resisted the strange sensation in her body and tried to pry open Jiang Chen's hand.
【System Prompt: Detected host's Mental Energy is exhausted.】
【Detected dual high-quality sleeping companions (phoenix blood / Ice Skin).】
【Activating "Emergency Recharging" mode: Adsorption force increased by 1000%.】
"No... don't take my blanket..."
Jiang Chen's brow furrowed tightly, as if having a nightmare. His arms tightened suddenly, and a huge force erupted instantly.
"Ah!"
The two women let out a short cry and were forcefully pressed back into Jiang Chen's embrace again.
This time, they were pressed even tighter.
It was truly seamless, not even a sheet of paper could fit in.
"It's over... can't move..." Su Qingyue was on the verge of tears, feeling her heartbeat about to explode. "Sister Qingxue, what should we do? This guy seems to have treated us as part of the bed."
Mu Qingxue was also blushing furiously; her ear was pressed against Jiang Chen's chest, and that powerful heartbeat made her feel flustered.
"Don't move around... he is absorbing our Aura to recover."
Mu Qingxue was a mentor after all, with extensive knowledge, and soon discovered the clue. "Look at his complexion, it's turning from pale to rosy. Our Auras are fusing with his... Is this the legendary Divine Sense Dual Cultivation? No, is it Triple Cultivation?"
Just in this awkward and ambiguous atmosphere.
In the surrounding jungle, a rustling sound of footsteps suddenly came.
"Over there! I saw the falling light!"
"Hurry! Don't let others get there first! It must be a great treasure appearing!"
Several figures pushed aside the grass and broke into this clearing.
They were five young men wearing unified cyan martial attire, with a spreading green eagle embroidered on their chests—these were Disciples of the "Tianying Sect," another top power in the Great Xia Kingdom.
The leader, looking feminine, held a folding fan; it was the Young Lord of the Tianying Sect, Lin Tianying.
When Lin Tianying saw the scene before him, he was stunned.
He had imagined he might see injured powerhouses or ferocious beasts guarding treasures.
But he never expected to see such a... colorful and scandalous scene.
On the grass, a man in pajamas was lying spread-eagled.
And on top of him, two stunning beauties were pressing down.
One as cold as a Fairy, one as flamboyant as fire.
The two women's clothes were slightly disheveled, their hair tangled, and they were pressed tightly against this man in an extremely ambiguous, even "lascivious" posture.
The most critical thing was that the man... was still snoring!
"This..."
The folding fan in Lin Tianying's hand fell to the ground with a "clatter," his eyeballs almost popping out.
"In broad daylight! In the clear light of day! This is the Kunlun Secret Realm! This is the Trial Grounds! You... you are actually here..."
Lin Tianying was shaking with anger; that was jealousy, naked jealousy!
Why is it that everyone else is risking their lives to find Opportunities, yet this guy has two top-grade beauties throwing themselves into his arms the moment he lands?
And looking at those two beauties, they seem... to be enjoying it? (Actually, they were locked and could not move.)
"Cough, cough..."
Su Qingyue heard the voice, turned her head with difficulty, and seeing outsiders, wished she could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.
"Misunderstanding... this is a misunderstanding... we are healing..."
"Healing?"
Lin Tianying sneered, his gaze greedily sweeping over Su Qingyue and Mu Qingxue.
"This kind of 'healing' method, I've seen for the first time. Tsk tsk, one is a top-grade with phoenix blood Aura, the other is a rare Ice Spirit Body... This kid has good fortune."
He picked up the folding fan, pointed at Jiang Chen who was still sleeping soundly, and a trace of murderous intent flashed in his eyes.
"Hey! You, the one playing dead! Get up for this Young Lord!"
"Let go of these two Fairies and let this Young Lord come and 'heal' them!"
Jiang Chen did not move.
He was still immersed in a beautiful dream.
In the dream, he was lying in a palace on the clouds, with a warm stove on the left and a cool ice pillow on the right.
Suddenly, an annoying crow flew over, cawing loudly.
"So noisy..."
In reality, Jiang Chen's brows furrowed even tighter.
【System Warning: Detected low-level noise source.】
【Current status: Deep sleep interrupted.】
【Waking Up Anger accumulation value: 10%...】
"Still daring to ignore me?"
Lin Tianying was furious, an Aura of the Early Stage of the Grandmaster Realm erupting from his body.
"Attack! Cripple this man! Take the women away! If a person or two dies in this Secret Realm, no one will know!"
"Yes!"
The four Tianying Sect Disciples behind him grinned and drew their weapons, surrounding them.
"Trouble." Mu Qingxue's face turned cold, trying to circulate True Qi, but found that the power in her body was continuously surging towards Jiang Chen, unable to mobilize much at all.
"Jiang Chen! Wake up! Someone wants to kill us!"
Su Qingyue anxiously pinched the soft flesh on Jiang Chen's waist.
"Ugh... stop messing around... let me sleep for five more minutes..."
Jiang Chen muttered, not only not waking up but turning over while hugging the two women.
This turn was significant; it directly pinned the two women who were originally on top underneath him, not only making the posture more ambiguous but also incidentally clamping one of Su Qingyue's long legs between his legs.
"You..." Su Qingyue's mind went blank.
"Looking for death!"
The Disciple rushing at the front saw this, a fierce light flashing in his eyes, his long knife slashing straight at Jiang Chen's back.
"Let go of your dirty hands!"
However, just at the moment the blade was about to touch Jiang Chen's pajamas.
"Hum—"
A layer of purple ripples suddenly radiated from Jiang Chen's body.
That was not True Qi, that was Mental Energy!
The terrifyingly vast Mental Energy, under the instinctive host-protection mechanism, turned into an invisible Wall of Sighs.
"Clang!"
The long knife slashed into the air, actually emitting a loud sound of metal clashing.
That Disciple only felt a violent shock in his hand, a huge counter-shock force traveling along the blade, directly sending him flying, crashing heavily into a tree trunk, blood spraying wildly.
"What?!"
Lin Tianying's pupils shrank.
"This kid... is he keeping his Protective Aura on even while sleeping? No, this is a Mental Energy barrier! He is a Great Mentalist?!"
Jiang Chen still kept his eyes closed.
He waved his hand in his dream, as if shooing away a mosquito.
"So annoying... can you be quiet?"
His voice was hoarse, with a thick nasal tone, yet it made everyone present tremble.
It was a kind of... oppression from the top of the food chain.