Chapter 151 Triumphant Return to the Capital: The "Thermodynamic Equilibrium" Agreement of Three Women
Imperial Capital, Terminal 1.
When that flashily painted, hot pink private jet landed, the entire arrivals hall was already packed with armed special police and frenzied reporters.
The Honorary Chief Consultant of the Great Xia Kingdom, the Kunlun Terminator, the Holy See's Bane, and the Sleep God Jiang Chen had returned.
However, the moment the cabin door opened, what greeted the cameras was not a majestic God of War, but a scene with a very "deep meaning."
Jiang Chen was carried out.
To be precise, he came out lying on a leather lounge chair carried by four Grandmasters from the Zhao Family.
He was covered with a silk blanket printed with a Nine-Tailed Fox pattern (woven from Iliya's own fur), holding a dark pillow that looked a bit dim-witted in his arms, and even... his feet were resting in the lap of a stunning blonde, blue-eyed young girl.
"Saintess Alisa? She's... warming Jiang Chen's feet?!" a sharp-eyed reporter screamed, nearly dropping their camera.
In the frame, Alisa's head was bowed, her once holy face now filled with submissiveness, as she used her soft, delicate hands to massage Jiang Chen's hairy calves with just the right amount of pressure.
"Consultant Jiang, when you crushed the Pope's projection in the Kunlun Secret Realm, were you really talking in your sleep?"
"Young Master Jiang, I heard you used the Holy See's divine flag as a foot wrap, is that true?"
Facing the tide of questions, Jiang Chen barely opened one eye, took off his headphones, and his gaze carried a sense of resentment that said, "You're disturbing me from reminiscing about that five-star feast I was dreaming of."
"That... about the foot wrap, it's a misunderstanding. It's mainly because the flag has good breathability, and I have athlete's foot... bah, I mean, it was for scientific research."
Jiang Chen waved his hand and looked at Director Lei Ting nearby: "Director Lei, has the money arrived? You can't deduct too much of my 230 billion inheritance tax, Great Xia Kingdom; I still need to buy a mattress."
Director Lei Ting's mouth twitched, and he forced a smile: "Rest assured, Consultant Jiang, the country is always generous to its heroes. The car is ready, heading to Cloud Top Villa."
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Cloud Top Villa, Master Bedroom No. 1.
This newly crafted [phoenix perching wutong divine bed] was simply a work of art.
The ten-thousand-year-old parasol wood emitted a gentle warmth, and combined with the "Silence Stone" powder Jiang Chen brought back from Kunlun, the entire room was so quiet you could hear the sound of bacteria taking a stroll.
"Finally... I'm home."
Jiang Chen went into a free fall, crashing himself into the soft bed.
But before he could close his eyes, three women stood by the bedside in unison.
Mu Qingxue (Air Conditioning Duty): Dressed in ice-blue loungewear, her cool aura made the surrounding air feel crystal clear.
Su Qingyue (Heater Duty): In a red silk nightgown, the sweltering heat of her phoenix blood made her like a walking little fireball.
Iliya (Plush Duty): Wearing a maid outfit, her nine tails flickered uneasily behind her.
"Jiang Chen, given that your Mental Energy is too strong now and your Physical Body's blood and qi are prone to losing control, we've discussed it." Mu Qingxue crossed her arms, her tone businesslike, but the tips of her ears were red enough to bleed.
"Discussed what?" Jiang Chen gripped the quilt warily.
"Regarding the 'Thermodynamic Equilibrium' shift schedule." Su Qingyue pulled out a tablet and swiped through it solemnly, "That Senior from Kunlun (referring to the Empress's Physical Body) has an aura that's too overbearing; your internal ice and fire are currently imbalanced. To prevent you from self-destructing, the three of us must... jointly perform 'physical suppression' every night."
"Simply put," Iliya added with a blush, "I'll sleep in the middle as your pillow, Sister Su will sleep on the left to dissipate heat, and Teacher Mu will sleep on the right... to cool you down. This is called Three-Phase Equilibrium."
Jiang Chen was stunned. He looked at the large bed, big enough for five people, and then at these three women, each beautiful in her own way.
"This... this is the result of your special training?" Jiang Chen swallowed hard, "Is this 'physical suppression' decent?"
"A healer's heart is benevolent, a Martial Artist is without guile." Mu Qingxue coldly spat out those eight words, then lifted a corner of the quilt and slid in, "It's for your Cultivation, don't get the wrong idea."
"Exactly, Brother Jiang Chen, weren't you holding us quite comfortably on the plane just now?" Su Qingyue also slid in, her warm, delicate body instantly pressing against Jiang Chen's back.
Jiang Chen felt like he had instantly become the filling in a sandwich, wedged between ice and charcoal.
On the left was a refreshing chill, on the right was a soul-stirring heat, and on his chest lay a fluffy Saintess fox blowing air into his ear.
[Ding! Extreme sleep environment detected: Three-Phase Harmony.]
[Cultivation Efficiency: +5000%!]
[Nurturing Mental Energy... Obtained passive skill: Divine Soul Dual Cultivation (Elementary).]
"Fine... since it's for the greater good..." Jiang Chen let out a satisfied sigh, his hands expertly wrapping around both sides, catching two slender waists, "Then... I'll just have to suffer a bit."
That night, Spiritual Qi surged like a tide at Cloud Top Villa.
Meanwhile, in the shadows of the Imperial Capital, a group of strange people in black robes with dead-gray eyes were watching the direction of Jiang Chen's room, the instruments in their hands emitting a piercing red alarm.
"Target's blood and qi fluctuations are abnormal; he is undergoing some kind of extremely lewd... extremely profound Body Integration evolution."
"Activate 'god slayer no. 2'; we must not let him sleep through this weekend."