Chapter 94 Pillow Upgrade, Two-Person Mode?
If Heaven were to give Jiang Chen one more chance, he absolutely would not have pressed that red "Test" button at that moment.
Unfortunately, there are no ifs.
...
Three hours ago.
The "Kunpeng" transport plane was flying steadily above the clouds.
In the VIP hibernation pod, Jiang Chen was hugging the upgraded 【star dream emperor pillow】 like a child who had just received a new toy, unable to put it down.
At this moment, the pillow was not only more gorgeous in appearance, but its surface glowed with a purple-gold luster that seemed to contain the vast ocean of stars. Most importantly, it now had an extremely hidden touch-sensitive area.
【System Prompt: This area is the "Two-Person Dream Entry" invitation button.】
【Usage: When there is physical contact (or indirect contact) between both parties, lightly touch this area to forcibly pull the other person's consciousness into the current dream instance.】
【Warning: Please choose your target carefully. There is no privacy in dreams, and it is easy to suffer social death.】
"No privacy?"
Looking at these three words, Jiang Chen was not afraid; instead, his smile became even more lewd.
"Isn't this tailor-made for me?"
A hundred plans for "dream special training" had already surfaced in his mind. For example, having Mu Qingxue wear a maid outfit to serve him tea and water in the dream, or having Iliya dance the fox dance for him in the dream...
"Hehehe..."
Just as he was immersed in beautiful fantasies, a slight knocking sound interrupted his train of thought.
"Jiang Chen, it's me, Su Qingyue. Regiment Commander Lei asked me to come and ask you what you want to eat for dinner?"
Su Qingyue's crisp voice came from outside the door.
"Oh, whatever, just make sure there's plenty of meat."
Jiang Chen replied casually; his mind was not on dinner at all. He just wanted to find a guinea pig to test this new function.
"How about... I use Little Fatty to test it?"
Jiang Chen rubbed his chin. Although Little Fatty didn't have much aesthetic value, he was safe. Even if he saw something he shouldn't (like Little Fatty dreaming of himself gnawing on a pig's trotter), it wouldn't be too embarrassing.
Having made up his mind, Jiang Chen hid the pillow and prepared to get up to find Little Fatty Chen.
Just then, a strong urge to urinate struck him.
"Damn, is the side effect of this upgraded pillow a diuretic?"
Jiang Chen cursed, put down the pillow, and got up to go to the bathroom.
But he made a fatal mistake—he forgot to lock the door.
...
Outside the door, Su Qingyue waited for a long time without seeing a response, feeling a bit confused.
"This guy, did he fall asleep again?"
She gently pushed the door open and peeked inside.
The room was empty, except for a pillow emitting a mysterious luster lying lonely on the big bed.
"Huh? Is this that... legendary Divine Artifact?"
Su Qingyue's curiosity instantly exploded.
As a top student, she was full of the desire to explore all unknown Spiritual Artifacts. Having previously watched Jiang Chen use this pillow to slaughter everything, her heart had been itching.
"Just touch it once... to see what material it is..."
Su Qingyue snuck in like a thief and walked cautiously to the bedside.
Up close, this pillow was even more beautiful. That deep starry blue seemed to have infinite magic, attracting people's gaze.
She extended her slender fingers and lightly poked the surface of the pillow.
"So soft... so smooth..."
Su Qingyue exclaimed. This texture was smoother than the finest silk, and it felt warm to the touch, making one want to press their face against it and rub it.
Just as her fingers were wandering over the pillow, coincidentally, she happened to press exactly on that hidden "touch-sensitive area".
"Beep—!"
The pillow suddenly emitted a slight buzzing sound, and the purple light flared brightly.
【Biological contact detected.】
【Target identified: Su Qingyue (Organ Refining Realm, 1st Level).】
【Mental Energy link established... Two-Person Dream Entry mode activated!】
"What?"
Before Su Qingyue could react to what was happening, she felt a massive suction force coming from the pillow.
Immediately after, her vision went black, and her body collapsed softly onto the bed (which meant she collapsed beside the pillow).
...
Meanwhile, Jiang Chen, who was relieving himself in the bathroom, suddenly had a red warning box pop up in his mind.
【Warning! Illegal intrusion detected!】
【Someone has triggered the "Two-Person Dream Entry" mechanism!】
【Current dream instance: Empress's Harem (Uncut Version).】
【Intruder: Su Qingyue.】
"Pfft—!"
Jiang Chen almost peed on his shoes.
"What the f*ck?! Su Qingyue?!"
He scrambled to pull up his pants and rushed out of the bathroom.
He saw Su Qingyue lying peacefully on the big bed, one hand still pressing on the pillow, with a trace of... a strange smile on the corner of her mouth?
"It's over, it's over! That's the uncut version!"
Jiang Chen felt like the sky was collapsing.
The so-called "uncut version" was actually just some relatively "bold" scenes he had previously fantasized about... ahem, constructed in his dreams. For example, having Iliya wear a bikini, or having Mu Qingxue wear a bunny girl outfit...
If Su Qingyue saw this, his reputation of a lifetime would be completely ruined!
"System! Hurry and cut the connection!"
【Prompt: Forcefully cutting the connection will cause mental damage, and could even lead to becoming an idiot.】
【Suggestion: host, enter the dream immediately to conduct "emergency public relations".】
"Damn!"
Jiang Chen gritted his teeth, threw himself onto the bed, grabbed Su Qingyue's hand, and pressed his other hand onto the pillow.
"Su, the Campus Belle, please don't run around!"
...
Dream World.
Su Qingyue opened her eyes and found herself standing in a magnificent, golden palace.
Pink gauze curtains were draped everywhere, and the air was filled with a sweet, cloying fragrance.
"Where is this? Wasn't I on the plane?"
She looked around, bewildered.
Suddenly, a burst of giggling came from ahead.
Su Qingyue walked over curiously and pushed aside the gauze curtain.
The next second, she was completely petrified.
In a huge hot spring pool, that familiar bastard—Jiang Chen—was wearing floral swim trunks, leaning comfortably against the edge of the pool.
And surrounding him were a group of...
Was that Iliya? Wearing that kind of swimsuit with pitifully little fabric, feeding him grapes?
Was that Teacher Mu? Wearing bunny ears on her head, holding a tray, and pouring wine for him?
And even... there was someone who looked exactly like her, wearing a maid outfit, giving him... a foot massage?!
"How is this pressure? Master?" that "Su Qingyue" asked with a fawning expression.
"Hmm, not bad, use a little more force." The Jiang Chen in the dream looked completely satisfied.
The real Su Qingyue felt that her blood pressure had already soared to 380.
Her face was as red as a ripe tomato, and her fists were clenched, making a creaking sound.
"Jiang Chen!!!"
A roar loud enough to shatter the dream resounded throughout the entire palace.
Jiang Chen in the pool was startled, and the grapes in his hand fell.
He turned around and saw the real Su Qingyue, who was on the verge of berserk mode, along with her rage that was almost becoming tangible behind her.
"Uh... if I said this was artistic creation... would you believe me?"
Jiang Chen laughed dryly, trying to cover himself with a bath towel.
"I believe your head! Go to hell, pervert!"
Su Qingyue conjured a forty-meter-long broadsword out of thin air (you get whatever you think of in a dream) and slashed it down at Jiang Chen.
"Help! Murder!"
Jiang Chen screamed, jumped out of the pool, and started running wildly.
Thus, in this dream filled with colorful, romantic hues, a fierce chase scene ensued.
"Don't run! I will eliminate you in the name of the moon!"
"It's a misunderstanding! It's all a misunderstanding! That was automatically generated by the System!"
"The System is your grandpa! Stand still!"
...
I don't know how long it had been.
The plane began to land, and the slight vibration forcibly woke both of them from the dream.
Real world.
Jiang Chen opened his eyes abruptly, panting heavily, his forehead covered in cold sweat.
That slash just now almost hit his vitals!
He turned his head to look beside him.
Su Qingyue had also woken up. She was still maintaining the posture of pressing the pillow, but her face... was as red as it could possibly be.
She slowly and stiffly turned her head to look at Jiang Chen.
Her eyes were filled with shame, anger, shock, and a trace of... something indescribable.
"Uh..." Jiang Chen swallowed his saliva, "I can explain..."
"Pervert!"
Su Qingyue gritted her teeth and cursed, then jumped off the bed as if she had been electrocuted, covered her face, and rushed out of the room.
"Hey! Listen to my explanation! That's art! It's performance art!"
Jiang Chen shouted from behind, but the only response he got was the heavy sound of the door closing.
"It's over."
Jiang Chen collapsed onto the bed, looking listless.
"Now I can't explain it... My glorious image..."
However, recalling the Su Qingyue wearing a maid outfit in the dream just now...
Jiang Chen rubbed his chin, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help but curl into a lewd smile.
"Actually... her figure is quite good."