182: Chapter 182 He's likely to bleed to death today!

Leng Qingshuang suppressed the urge to strangle her Rebellious Disciple; her already stunning face grew even redder.

Bah!

Damn Rebellious Disciple!

Is there nothing in your head besides dirty thoughts?

Xiao Shiyu was completely immersed in the album now, not noticing Leng Qingshuang's odd behavior at all.

The more she looked, the more excited she became, already sketching out a grand commercial blueprint in her mind.

"Wonderful! Wonderful! This is practically a business plan tailored specifically for me!"

Xiao Shiyu closed the album and looked at Chen Yan with burning eyes. "Chen Yan, where did you get these things?"

Chen Yan gave a mysterious smile. "Isn't having a brain enough?"

In her excitement, Xiao Shiyu rolled her eyes disdainfully but didn't press further.

She rubbed her hands together excitedly. "With these, my auction in three days will surely make a name for itself in one fell swoop!"

Leng Qingshuang snapped out of her shyness and asked curiously, "What auction?"

Xiao Shiyu blinked. "Weren't there the stockings and high heels I collaborated on with Chen Yan, plus that 'ice heart frozen moon gown'?"

"Duobao Pavilion has already rushed out the first batch of finished products!"

"Three days from now, I'm hosting a special Tianxuan Fashion Auction specifically to promote these women's products!"

"The original items were just black stockings, crystal high heels, and the ice heart frozen moon gown, which was a bit monotonous! But now, Chen Yan's albums can perfectly make up for the lack of variety!"

She leaned into Sister Leng's ear and lowered her voice. "If Sister Leng could model them personally—with your perfect figure, standing on stage in stockings, high heels, and the ice heart frozen moon gown..."

She took a deep breath. "It would be more persuasive than any advertisement!"

Leng Qingshuang's red lips pursed tightly; her first instinct was to refuse.

She was the dignified Sword Venerable Shuanghua, a super expert of the Mahayana Stage. How could she show her face in public like that?

But just as the words reached her lips, her Rebellious Disciple's familiar inner thoughts echoed in her heart.

"Awoo~ Awoo! Revered Master, wear it! I want to see Revered Master wear it!"

"This qipao slit all the way to the waist, paired with sexy black stockings and high heels—it's practically an Immortal Artifact-level lethality!"

"If Revered Master walks onto the stage in this outfit, what other woman could possibly compare to my Revered Master?"

Other... women?

A hint of jealousy flashed in Leng Qingshuang's eyes, but the tips of her ears grew even redder.

But in the next instant, Chen Yan's thoughts shifted again.

"Ah~ No, no, no! Revered Master can only wear it for me to see!"

"If other lechers and LSPs see this, wouldn't I be losing out big time?"

"But... I really want to see it... and Revered Master won't agree to wear it just for me..."

"Wuwuwu~~~ I'm so conflicted!"

Hearing this, the corners of Leng Qingshuang's mouth curled up slightly without her realizing.

Calling others lechers and LSPs?

Aren't you the biggest lecher of them all?

Seeing Leng Qingshuang remain silent for so long, Xiao Shiyu thought she was worried about other men and quickly added:

"Don't worry, Sister Leng. This auction is just to promote products; only female cultivators are invited, and no men will be allowed in!"

Saying that, she glanced up at Chen Yan and smiled. "At that time, you'll be the only man in the entire venue."

Gulp!

Chen Yan swallowed hard.

The only man in the entire venue?

Doesn't that mean...

He could openly watch his Revered Master wear a sexy dress, paired with stockings and high heels?

And it would be up close and completely above board!

Chen Yan's head was starting to heat up, and he felt a tickle in his nose.

Right then.

Leng Qingshuang suddenly reached out and pressed her hand against the back of Chen Yan's.

That hand was cool and soft, carrying a faint, delicate fragrance.

He heard his Revered Master say softly, "I... I can give it a try..."

Her voice was very soft and faint.

But Chen Yan seemed to hear a hint of shyness and anticipation in it.

His eyes widened instantly; he could hardly believe his ears.

Revered Master agreed?

Revered Master actually agreed?!

His heart was thumping wildly, and his mind began to frantically fantasize about Revered Master wearing the sexy clothes.

Xiao Shiyu watched this scene with a grin, a meaningful smile playing on her lips.

She said nothing and simply clapped her hands.

A moment later, several maids came over carrying a moon-white qipao.

"This qipao was specially custom-made for Sister Leng; the size should be just right."

She winked at Leng Qingshuang. "But to ensure it fits perfectly, would Sister Leng please go to the inner room to try it on? If anything doesn't fit, I'll have someone adjust it immediately!"

Leng Qingshuang nodded gently and, supported by the maids, walked toward the inner room.

Chen Yan's gaze followed Revered Master's back until her figure disappeared behind the curtain.

Sitting on the stone stool, he began to feel like he was sitting on needles, restless and anxious.

His mind was filled with: What would Revered Master look like in a qipao?

That slender figure, that waist one could wrap a single hand around...

And those beautiful legs wrapped in black stockings...

Seeing his state, Xiao Shiyu covered her mouth and giggled. "You pervert, your nose is bleeding!"

Chen Yan was startled. He reached up to check, and sure enough.

His face flushed, and he quickly wiped it with his sleeve. "What nonsense are you talking? I just have too much internal heat!"

Xiao Shiyu continued to tease, "Yo yo yo, is it internal heat or the fire of lust? Do you really think I don't know?"

"When Sister Leng comes out later, you'll probably spray blood on the spot! A literal fountain!"

Chen Yan snorted and insisted stubbornly, "I'm just suffering from excessive heat!"

Xiao Shiyu rolled her eyes. "Yes, yes, whatever you say."

Chen Yan ignored her and just stared intently at the entrance to the inner room.

Time passed second by second.

His heartbeat grew faster and faster.

Finally, the curtain fluttered slightly.

Chen Yan stood up excitedly, waiting with bated breath!

Amidst the shifting shadows...

Leng Qingshuang's profile, dressed in the moon-white qipao, appeared before Chen Yan's eyes.

That slender neck, the form-fitting waistline, the slit reaching high up her thigh, and those black-stockinged legs peeking through...

Chen Yan's pupils dilated suddenly.

In the next instant.

Pfft-pfft!

Two streams of blood erupted from his nostrils, tracing a perfect arc in the air!

Giggle, giggle~

"Young Master Chen! Are you alright?"

Xiao Shiyu couldn't stop laughing at Chen Yan's state. "Still saying it's just 'excessive heat'?"

Chen Yan haphazardly wiped the blood from under his nose, but his eyes never left that figure.

"Awoo~~~! Revered Master's lethality is simply too much!"

"If this really appears at the auction, never mind men—even women would go completely crazy!"

"With Revered Master's figure and looks, she doesn't just slay men; she's a killer for women too!"

"No wonder this damn lesbian has never been able to forget Revered Master!"

Pfft~

As he thought this, Chen Yan's nose involuntarily sprayed blood again.

This time, it was even more torrential than before.

Xiao Shiyu covered her mouth and teased, "You pervert, your nosebleed is even worse than when Sister Leng first appeared."

Chen Yan rolled his eyes, not wanting to deal with her.

Meanwhile, seeing her Rebellious Disciple's pathetic state, the corners of Leng Qingshuang's mouth also curled up slightly.

This Rebellious Disciple was always taking advantage of her verbally; now, she had finally scored a point.

It's just... this outfit is so embarrassing~

Seeing Leng Qingshuang come out, Xiao Shiyu immediately surrounded her, looking her up and down.

"As expected of Sister Leng. This figure, this temperament... it's incredible!"

She circled Leng Qingshuang, clicking her tongue in wonder. "This qipao is simply a perfect match for Sister Leng!"

Leng Qingshuang felt a bit uncomfortable from the praise and instinctively wanted to tug at the hem of the skirt.

But Chen Yan suddenly jumped up. "Don't move! Revered Master, don't move!"

Leng Qingshuang was stunned. "What is it?"

Chen Yan's face was red, and his voice trembled. "Just... stay just like that... don't move..."

His gaze fell upon his Revered Master, and he felt like he could hardly breathe.

That moon-white qipao brought out his Revered Master's temperament to the fullest.

The slender figure, the waist one could wrap a hand around, the straight legs encased in black stockings, paired with those crystal high heels.

Simply perfect!

Xiao Shiyu looked at Chen Yan's star-struck expression, struggling to hold back her laughter.

She walked over to Chen Yan and patted his shoulder. "Alright, stop drooling."

Chen Yan hummed and continued to ignore her.

Xiao Shiyu suddenly leaned into his ear and whispered, "Let me tell you..."

"Today is just the appetizer."

"With your album, the auction in three days will have even more exciting things~~~"

She winked. "I've already given orders to custom-make a 'Black Stocking High Heel Queen Set' specifically for Sister Leng~"

"When the time comes, I guarantee the whole venue will be screaming!"

Pffffft!!!

Chen Yan's nosebleed erupted even more violently.

He couldn't think about it anymore; if he kept going, he really might bleed to death today!