5: Chapter 5 Super Marrow Cleansing Pill

Listening to the crude words in Chen Yan's heart, Leng Qingshuang's expression stiffened, and her Cultivation Technique's circulation even stalled for a moment.

Although she didn't understand what "big thunder" meant, she still understood "proud figure" and "long legs"!

"Meat where there should be meat" was also easy to understand!

Having cultivated the sword for three hundred years, she had traversed the Tianxuan Continent with her shuanghua sword; who would dare speak so insolently to her?

She never expected to take in such a Rebellious Disciple whose head was filled with such filthy things!

Leng Qingshuang's face changed abruptly, and a cold Sword Intent was about to burst from her body!

She had just warned Chen Yan to be mindful of his words and deeds, and yet in just a moment, he had thrown her words to the back of his mind?

If that were the case, she would let Chen Yan know the consequences of ignoring her teachings!

At that moment, Chen Yan gently placed the noodles on the small table in front of Leng Qingshuang.

With a well-behaved smile on his face, he bowed and said, "Revered Master, because of my matters today, I have delayed Revered Master's cultivation. I feel deeply uneasy in my heart."

"I saw some ingredients in the kitchen just now. To show my apology, I specifically cooked some noodles for Revered Master to eat, as a way of apologizing to Revered Master!"

Leng Qingshuang's Sword Intent stalled as she looked at her sincere-looking Disciple, then thought of his rebellious inner thoughts; for a moment, she didn't know how to react!

Should she punish him?

But he clearly hadn't said anything out loud!

Striking for no reason would instead expose the fact that she could hear his inner thoughts!

If that happened, where would her future dignity be?

Thinking this, Leng Qingshuang forcibly suppressed the Sword Intent within her body.

Forget it, forget it!

I'll just pretend I didn't hear it!

Leng Qingshuang quietly looked at the ordinary bowl of Yangchun Noodles. The curling steam carried a long-lost scent of the mundane world, making her feel slightly dazed.

As if possessed, Leng Qingshuang silently reached out her jade-like hand and picked up the chopsticks on the table.

She picked up a strand of noodles and gently put it into her mouth.

The noodles were smooth and springy, with a faint, fresh fragrance.

A wave of warmth slid down her throat into her stomach, instantly warming her heart and lungs.

This taste...

Leng Qingshuang's eyes trembled slightly.

Three hundred years ago, when she first came to the Ninth Peak with her Revered Master.

Her Revered Master had also made her a steaming bowl of Yangchun Noodles in this Bamboo Hut.

That taste was exactly the same as the bowl of noodles before her.

It had been three hundred years; she thought she had already entered the Dao and placed her feelings in the sword!

She had long forgotten her emotions and the taste of food.

She didn't expect that today, she would be reawakened by a bowl of noodles from this Rebellious Disciple whose head was full of crude words.

Leng Qingshuang ate the noodles in silence, not saying a word.

But in Chen Yan's mind, the System's notification sound rang out.

[Detected host's rebellious behavior, rebellious value +888!]

Chen Yan: "✧*｡٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و✧*｡"

His eyes sparkled as he watched his Revered Master finish the entire bowl of noodles, not even leaving any soup, laughing like a fool.

Alright!

Mission complete!

After Leng Qingshuang put down her chopsticks and coldly closed her eyes to Cultivate again, Chen Yan immediately cleared the empty bowl, gave a "hehe" laugh as he took his leave, and then jogged all the way back to his dilapidated room.

[Mission complete. Congratulations to the host for obtaining the reward: super marrow cleansing pill * 1]

"super marrow cleansing pill~ here I come!"

He rubbed his hands together, eagerly looking at the reward.

And then.

Chen Yan: "ヾ(｡｀Д´｡)ﾉ彡"

He looked at the black Medicinal Pill in his hand, which was as big as a basketball, his mouth twitching wildly as he said, "System, is this the damn super marrow cleansing pill? Who the hell makes a marrow cleansing pill this big?"

[Produced by the System, it must be a masterpiece, no cheating of young or old!]

Heh, no cheating of young or old!

So you're just cheating me because I'm neither young nor old?

Chen Yan said angrily, "Then tell me how to eat this? It's so big, I'll be stuffed to death after eating it!"

[Open your mouth and eat!]

Chen Yan: "..."

If I don't use my mouth, do I use my ass?

[You can try that if you want.]

Try your grandfather's ass!

Chen Yan looked at the marrow cleansing pill in his hand. Although it was strangely large, it emitted a peculiar fragrance.

Forget it~ forget it!

It's definitely a marrow cleansing pill. If I can't finish it in one meal, I'll finish it in two!

Thinking of this, Chen Yan immediately picked up the marrow cleansing pill, opened his mouth wide, and took a huge bite!

Shua~

To his surprise, as soon as the Medicinal Pill touched his mouth, it turned into a cool stream of Spiritual Qi and poured into his body!

In the next second, Chen Yan felt a rolling thunder in his stomach. An irresistible prehistoric force, like a runaway dog, attacked his anus in an organized and disciplined manner!

Chen Yan's face instantly turned green, and he clamped his legs shut!

He was covered in cold sweat, listening to the thunder in his stomach, but he didn't dare trust a single fart!

"System! I'll f*ck your ancestors! Did you give me a laxative?"

Finally, relying on his strong will, Chen Yan stuck out his butt and took small, hurried steps, slowly shuffling to the latrine.

Only after taking off his pants at the last possible second did he finally dare to relax his sphincter.

"Boom! Pffft pffft pffft!"

A series of world-shaking sounds continuously echoed from the latrine.

Leng Qingshuang furrowed her brows and looked in Chen Yan's direction. Feeling his constantly rising Aura, a hint of surprise flashed in her eyes: "This Rebellious Disciple actually has such an Opportunity?"

...

In the latrine, Chen Yan felt like he was about to collapse from diarrhea.

An entire night!

He had been in the latrine for an entire night!

He didn't even know how his hundred-plus-pound body could have so many Impurities to last so long!

His legs were weak, his eyes were blurry, and he felt like his body had been hollowed out.

However, the inhuman ordeal also brought the ultimate reward!

He could clearly feel that his Meridians were now more than ten times wider, and the previously blocked Acupoints were all forced open by the power of the marrow cleansing pill!

The speed at which Spiritual Qi circulated in his Meridians was more than a hundred times faster!

When he closed his eyes, the Spiritual Qi that used to feel like it was behind layers of gauze was now within reach!

One marrow cleansing pill had turned him from a despised piece of trash into a one-in-a-million Genius!

"It was worth it!"

Chen Yan supported himself against the wall and walked out of the latrine with trembling steps.

The morning sunlight fell on his body, warm and comfortable, making he feel like he had been reborn!

He stretched his limbs, feeling the blood and Qi surging within him. He used his toe to kick up the broom nearby and began his daily cleaning of the mountain gate.

"Swish swish swish~"

Amidst the falling leaves, under the guidance of Chen Yan's broom, they gathered into a pile like well-behaved pets!

"Refreshing~"

He couldn't help but let out a loud shout!

Is this what it feels like to have Spiritual Qi at your beck and call?

Is this what it feels like to be a Genius?

It's simply two different worlds!

But before he could be excited for long, a figure rushed up the mountain path and cursed at Chen Yan as soon as they opened their mouth: "Chen Yan! You bastard, how dare you frame Junior Sister Lin!"

"I, Liu Meng, will break your legs today to vent her anger!"

Chen Yan raised an eyebrow and looked up to see a Disciple with a face full of flesh coming at him aggressively.

He couldn't help but smack his lips and spat with a look of disdain: "Pah! Simp!"