37: Chapter 37 Start your performance now!

"Ah~"

"My legs!"

"Help, why are there so many Explosion Talismans?!"

"Wuwuwu, I don't want the Medicinal Pill, I don't want the Spirit Stones anymore, I want to go home."

Inside the arena, those dozen or so people faced the attack of the Explosion Talismans, completely unable to offer any resistance.

In the blink of an eye, they were already lying scattered on the ground, wailing incessantly.

Each one was covered in blood and charred black.

Some were even knocked unconscious by the blasts, lying on the ground motionless!

The smoke and dust in the arena had not yet settled.

Chen Yan, clutching his brick, charged toward them.

"Robbery!"

"Men to the left, women to the right!"

"Hand over your points tokens, and I'll spare your lives!"

But everyone was already severely injured; at this point, let alone standing up, even rolling over was difficult!

They could only lie on the ground, wailing continuously.

Chen Yan was unhappy now: "Yo? Pretty tough bones, huh? You still dare to bark at me now?"

Everyone: "..."

Please, act like a human!

Are our bones tough?

Are we barking at you?

We can't even move at all!

But Chen Yan ignored their resentful gazes.

Seeing they weren't cooperating, he immediately tossed the brick in his hand and pointed at them: "Since you don't want to be decent, then I'll help you be decent!"

"Whoosh!"

The brick drew a bright red arc in the air and then jumped wildly over everyone's heads!

"Pa pa pa!"

The sound of the brick hitting faces was crisp and pleasant.

Everyone had clear brick imprints on their faces, frozen in place with a look of despair.

In the blink of an eye, the whole world went quiet!

"Whoosh~ Pa!"

The brick flew in an arc and landed on the head of a fatty wearing a transparent barrier, but it was blocked by the barrier and didn't take effect!

Qian Duoduo looked at him with a resentful expression.

Chen Yan quickly retracted the brick, laughing awkwardly: "My mistake, my mistake, I'm just used to hitting."

He rolled his eyes and couldn't help but curse: "Damn it! I understand you having Explosion Talismans, but why didn't you say you had so many Explosion Talismans?"

"Luckily I added a Golden Armor Talisman at the last minute, otherwise I would have been blown away too, right?"

Chen Yan chuckled, unimpressed: "Stop the nonsense! With the armor you have on, if you even get a scratch, I'll do a handstand and eat shit!"

"What are you still standing there for? Hurry up and get to work!"

He skillfully squatted down and began his "restocking" moment.

"Storage Pouch? Hand it over!"

"Nice clothes? Strip them off!"

"Sewed the Storage Pouch into your belt? Then your pants are gone!"

His hand speed was astonishing; regardless of gender, everywhere he went, nothing was left behind.

Qian Duoduo wanted to get angry, but seeing this scene, he was left dumbfounded.

"No... aren't you a bit too skilled at this?"

Chen Yan didn't even turn his head, stripping the inner linings of these Disciples' clothes while teaching on the spot: "You don't know the price of firewood and rice until you run a household; even a mosquito's leg has meat on it!"

"Besides, don't the Explosion Talismans cost money? Doesn't my time cost money?"

"My Revered Master has taught me since I was young to be frugal and be a good man who manages the household well!"

He hummed with his mouth while his hands didn't stop.

Even his heart was humming non-stop:

"Do you know how much it costs to raise a beautiful Revered Master?"

"Fairy dresses, suspenders, black silk, high heels, hot pants, hip-hugging skirts, backless outfits..."

"Do you know how much stuff I need to buy?"

Meanwhile, on the Sect plaza.

Everyone looked at the Mirror Flower Water Moon in the air and fell into a dead silence once again.

Everyone looked at Chen Yan's bandit-like behavior, their faces filled with disbelief.

If in the beginning, Chen Yan's actions toward those three were because of the grudge between the Ninth Peak and the Fifth Peak, it could still be considered excusable.

But now!

Among these dozen or so people, besides a few from the Fifth Peak, the rest were Disciples from other peaks!

Yet Chen Yan still stripped them all bare!

Is this still an orthodox immortal Sect?

Is this still the Taiqing Sword Sect?

This is simply a bandit!

They turned their heads in unison to look at Leng Qingshuang, their eyes filled with shock.

Chen Yan just said... this was all taught to him by Sword Venerable Shuanghua?

It really is... you can't judge a book by its cover!

On the high platform.

Leng Qingshuang's delicate body trembled slightly.

Feeling the strange gazes coming from all around, a flush of shame and anger involuntarily appeared on her cold face.

It's not me, I didn't! The Rebellious Disciple is talking nonsense!

She sat proudly, seemingly expressionless, but the hand in her sleeve was clenched into a tight fist.

Her crystal-clear earlobes quietly crept up with a blush.

This Rebellious Disciple!

It's one thing to be improper at the Ninth Peak on normal days.

Today, at the Sect Small Competition, in front of everyone, he actually did such a scandalous thing!

But if you did it, why say it was taught by this Seat? It's simply talking nonsense!

Furthermore, as a dignified Mahayana Stage, why would I need you to raise me?

As for those fairy dresses, suspenders, black silk, high heels, hot pants!

Just hearing about them is improper!

This Seat absolutely, does! Not! Want! To! Wear! Them!

Hmph!

But before Leng Qingshuang could react, Chen Yan's inner voice rang out again in the Secret Realm:

"Why do you men wear so many clothes? Don't you know it's tiring for me to strip them off?"

"Looks like it's very necessary for me to popularize scientific dressing forms!"

"When the time comes, I'll let Revered Master wear a deep V suspender tight fishtail skirt~"

"Then I just need to hook my finger~ and easily strip it off... ah pui! Serve Revered Master in undressing, that scene~ hehehe..."

Thinking about it, Chen Yan seemed to have already imagined in his mind what his Revered Master would look like in a sexy suspender skirt, paired with Balenciaga and Valentino~

"Crack!"

The teacup in Leng Qingshuang's hand instantly cracked!

She took a deep breath, her pretty face full of anger.

Looking at the lewd appearance of the Rebellious Disciple in the Mirror Flower Water Moon, the corners of her eyes twitched wildly.

She wished she could hang this Rebellious Disciple up and whip him ten thousand times with a thin branch!

This Rebellious Disciple!

Full of filth in his brain, actually daring to fantasize about this Seat in public!

Simply damnable!

But angry as she was, looking at Chen Yan, she was also filled with helplessness.

This is a Disciple!

One she took in herself!

If she beat him to death, there would be no one left on the Ninth Peak!

In the Secret Realm.

"Brother Yan, drool is coming out..." Qian Duoduo looked at Chen Yan and couldn't help but remind him.

Aren't they just a few Storage Pouches? With these peanuts and dates, it's not even as much as you earn selling Medicinal Pills in a day, right?

Are you really this excited?

"Slurp~"

Chen Yan quickly wiped away his drool, took the points tokens of these dozen people in his hand, divided half, and threw them to Qian Duoduo: "Here, don't say I scammed you, points are half each!"

Qian Duoduo took the points tokens, somewhat surprised: "130 points? So many?"

One points token is only 10 points.

And there are only 11 people on the ground.

Obviously, before meeting their "cackle-cackle chaotic slaughter," this group of people had already eliminated quite a few Disciples!

Chen Yan chuckled, patted the fatty's shoulder, his voice full of temptation: "How about it? Brother didn't lie to you, right? Isn't this a big haul?"

"As long as you listen to me, then in this Secret Realm trial, we are definitely going to be slaughtering everything!"

He grabbed Qian Duoduo and pushed him to continue walking out: "Hurry, hurry, hurry, strike while the iron is hot!"

"The commotion just now must have attracted a big group of people!"

"Hurry up and start your performance!"