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The attendant of the Ten Thousand Treasures Pavilion, accompanied by a maid, entered Young Master Song's private room, carrying a cyan jade bottle.

As soon as he entered, he said, "Young Master Song, here is the Three Lights Divine Water you requested."

The maid immediately brought the item over and placed it on Song Quan Jia's table.

Clearly, the Ten Thousand Treasures Pavilion considered Song Quan Jia to be the one who made the bid this time.

Because in their eyes, everyone in this private room was Song Quan Jia's subordinate.

At this moment, Liu Chen said, "This Three Lights Divine Water is what I wanted, so I'll take it."

When Liu Chen reached out to take the cyan jade bottle into his hand, the Ten Thousand Treasures Pavilion attendant stopped him.

"Esteemed guest, our Ten Thousand Treasures Pavilion's rule is to pay for the goods first, then exchange for the items."

Liu Chen said carelessly, "The last item is my treasure, are you afraid I'll run away? If the Immortal Stones aren't enough then, I'll just make up the difference."

He wanted to get the Three Lights Divine Water now and immediately begin healing.

"No, one thing at a time," the Ten Thousand Treasures Pavilion attendant said.

Seeing that he couldn't get the Three Lights Divine Water and didn't want to pay out of his own pocket, Liu Chen said, "How about this, you take it back for now."

"When my item is auctioned off, how about we settle everything together then?"

Liu Chen truly didn't have enough Immortal Stones on him right now.

If he really had to pay from his own pocket, he could only use items as collateral.

After all, as a Child of Destiny, he had more than enough treasures on him, but that would empty his entire fortune.

"Fellow Daoist, are you trying to default on your payment?" the Ten Thousand Treasures Pavilion attendant said calmly, his expression turning serious.

Song Quan Jia stepped forward, wanting to say a few words for Liu Chen and act as a guarantor.

The Ten Thousand Treasures Pavilion attendant, however, refused, saying, "These are the rules of our Ten Thousand Treasures Pavilion, there are no exceptions.

Of course, if your Immortal Stones are not enough, our Ten Thousand Treasures Pavilion also provides mortgage and guarantee services; you can use treasures as collateral."

"It's very reasonable for a business to need a guarantee, isn't it? We won't intentionally undervalue your assets; as long as you settle the payment in the end, we will return the original items."

"Or are you saying that you were intentionally causing trouble just now and weren't prepared?"

Liu Chen couldn't stand this annoyance and said, "Isn't it just one billion High Grade Immortal Stones? You make it sound like no one can afford it!"

"I don't have that many Immortal Stones on me right now, so I'll use treasures as collateral, as you said."

The serious face of the Ten Thousand Treasures Pavilion attendant changed, turning into a smile, and he said, "Excellent."

"Please."

The attendant even politely gestured for him to move.

Liu Chen went over with a cold face.

A quarter of an hour later, Liu Chen emerged from the appraisal room with a long, mournful face.

His heart was bleeding!

Except for the image in his Sea of Consciousness, he had emptied all his treasures to barely cover the cost.

His Storage Pouch was now completely empty.

He could only comfort himself, "I'm just temporarily storing them there; I'll be able to retrieve them after the auction, it's not a big problem."

Even so, Liu Chen became more and more angry the more he thought about it.

Damn it, if it weren't for that Tang San deliberately disgusting him, why would he have fought with Tang San?

It's all Tang San's fault!

He was humiliated by the Tang Family Old Ancestor a few days ago, and now he was being bullied by a junior of the Tang Family.

New grudges and old hatreds will be settled together; your Tang Family, wait to be exterminated by me, Liu Chen.

If I don't exterminate your entire Tang Family, it will be hard to quell the hatred in my heart.

After settling the payment, he asked the Ten Thousand Treasures Pavilion for a secret room, saying he needed to refine the Divine Water.

With one billion Immortal Stones given, the Ten Thousand Treasures Pavilion naturally met his request and provided him with a secret room to use.

Inside the secret room, Liu Chen looked at the Three Lights Divine Water in the cyan jade bottle in his hand, and his mood improved somewhat; his injuries could finally be healed.

Without hesitation, he twisted open the bottle cap and immediately began to consume a drop of Three Lights Divine Water to heal his injuries.

Although the Three Lights Divine Water was expensive, its effect was extremely good; it was merely swallowed into his abdomen.

In less than ten breaths, his injuries were recovering at a visible speed.

And all of this was seen by Xiao Fan.

Especially Liu Chen's sullen face after losing everything made him feel happy.

But when he saw Liu Chen healing, Xiao Fan frowned again; if he's healed, how can I toy with him?

Immediately, he wrote another Jade Slip and sent it to Tang San.

He was best at stirring up trouble.

[Here's another piece of news for you.]

[The person who just bought the treasure is exactly the person you're looking for in your Tang Family; he is severely injured and is currently healing with Three Lights Divine Water.]

Writing to this point was enough, after all, he just wanted to see the two families fight.

Xiao Fan called a maid and had her deliver it to Tang San's private room.

At this moment, in the Tang Family's private room, Tang San was more excited than ever before.

He had been through so much hardship recently, but today he finally had a moment of joy.

Awesome!

The maid delivered another Jade Slip.

"Young Master Tang, you have another Jade Slip," the maid said softly.

Tang San stopped smiling and said, "Oh, it's from that person again?"

"Yes, it's still that esteemed guest."

Tang San immediately took it; although he didn't know the identity of the sender, the information was accurate.

His Divine Sense entered the Jade Slip, and when Tang San saw the content, his pupils constricted.

His previously happy face instantly turned ferocious, filled with uncontrollable rage!

"So it's him, that dog who injured my nephew."

Upon hearing this, the two Tang Family Elders naturally understood what he meant.

"Young Master, are you saying that the person who injured our Tang Family Elder a few days ago has reappeared?"

"That's right, not only has he appeared, but he was also arguing with us just now."

"This guy actually colluded with the Song Family; it's clear the Song Family sent him to cause trouble for our Tang Family."

Tang San's first reaction was that Liu Chen and the Song Family had colluded long ago.

Otherwise, with no grudges, why would that person provoke his Tang Family?

What he didn't know was that Liu Chen had taken a fancy to the scroll fragments gathering dust in his family's Scripture Pavilion.

Tang San also doubted the authenticity of the Jade Slip information, but with the attitude of rather killing the wrong person than letting the right one go, he chose to believe what was written on it.

He said, "You, go back and tell Old Ancestor that the person our Tang Family is looking for has appeared."

"Please make sure he attends; this is very important."

Tang San still had selfish motives, because Liu Chen still had three drops of Three Lights Divine Water on him, which was a rare treasure.

Moreover, the enemy's identity could give legitimacy to their snatching, which was simply too comfortable.

Beneath the calm surface of the sea, surging waters churned at the bottom.

Undercurrents surged.

Items were brought onto the stage one by one.

Before long, the maids below the stage pushed an iron cage from behind the scenes to the front of the stage.

A black curtain covered it, blocking Divine Sense and making it impossible to see what was behind it.

The Ten Thousand Treasures Pavilion Master smiled and said, "Hehe, the practical value of this item isn't very great."

"However, we've placed her as the final highlight because she is rare enough."

"As everyone knows, our Eternal Immortal Domain was recently attacked by Extraterrestrial Demons, and fortunately, the Palace Master of Yaochi intervened to quell the disaster."

"And our final item today is related to that demonic disaster."

"In terms of price, this final item certainly isn't too expensive; rather, her significance is extraordinary."

Xiao Fan listened, his eyes lighting up.

Is it finally coming?

Not only Xiao Fan, but others also looked curiously at the stage, anticipating the scene after the curtain was revealed.

The Ten Thousand Treasures Pavilion Master smiled, and with a gentle clap of his hands, the maid standing behind him slowly lowered the curtain.

Light pulled back the black barrier, and the world behind the curtain was revealed to all.

Inside the iron cage, a cold and beautiful young woman with two crystal-clear, upward-curving purple horns appeared before everyone.

Pale purple pupils, rosy cherry lips, fair and luminous snowy skin, and a light purple long dress that perfectly showcased her graceful and slender figure.

Strands of Devilish Qi emanated from her body, and her deep purple eyes emitted a sharp gaze, coldly looking at everything before her.

It seemed that given any chance, she would break through all obstacles and burst out.

The image of a formidable Demon Clan Royal Daughter, exuding Devilish Qi, was displayed before everyone.

"This is one of our final auction items: a Demon Clan Royal Daughter."

"Starting bid: fifty million High Grade Immortal Stones."

"Each bid increase must not be less than three million."

Initially, those who heard this price found it somewhat unbelievable.

"No way, you can buy a Demon Clan Royal Daughter from the Extraterrestrial Demon race for 50 million?"

"It can't be a fake, can it?"

"Look closely, the aura emanating from her is only at the Heavenly Immortal Realm; 50 million High Grade Immortal Stones for a Heavenly Immortal Cultivator."

“Their cultivation is a bit lacking.”

“Besides being good-looking and serving as a vase, I really can’t think of any other use for her.”

“This is too expensive. Could it be inlaid with some treasure?”

“Tell me more about the inlaid treasure.”

“…”

Many people felt it was too expensive.

Fifty million High Grade Immortal Stones, if used to propose to a noble family’s young lady or an Immortal Dynasty’s princess, could marry two, and they’d be twins!

Plus, there would be a dowry, how much more cost-effective could that be?

Buying such a slave, besides satisfying a desire, didn’t seem to have much use.

“This Demon Clan Royal Daughter, besides being rare, doesn’t have much great value.”

“Let’s leave her for someone who has a connection.”

Many Cultivators still knew how to distinguish priorities and all felt it was too expensive, so no one bid.

This confused the Ten Thousand Treasures Pavilion’s Pavilion Master. What was this situation? How could there be no market? Was it going to be unsold?

Xiao Fan was also puzzled as to why no one was competing.

Am I the only pervert in the whole world?

Just as the Ten Thousand Treasures Pavilion’s Pavilion Master was about to have her taken away, Xiao Fan spoke.

“Fifty million High-Grade Spirit Stones.”

He bid the starting price without adding any more.

Originally, no one had bid, but as soon as Xiao Fan spoke, the Ten Thousand Treasures Pavilion’s Pavilion Master immediately struck the gavel, as if afraid Xiao Fan would go back on his word.

“Fifty million once, fifty million twice, fifty million thrice.”

“Sold!”

This quick transaction made Xiao Fan feel as if he had been tricked.

How could it be so smooth?

Soon, a steward, accompanied by several maids, brought the Demon Clan Royal Daughter over.

“Esteemed guest, here is what you requested,” the steward said with a chuckle.

Xiao Fan asked him in return, “Something’s not right. You’re not trying to trick me, are you? Why did no one bid?”

“Or is there something wrong with her, a defect?”

“If you try to deceive me, I’ll smash this place up.”

As soon as these words were spoken, Ah Kun immediately stepped forward, his Kun eyes on his Kun head staring coldly at these people, as if he could strike with a thunderous blow at any moment.

A silent killing intent spread, enveloping the entire private room.

This sudden chilling killing intent made the maids’ legs go weak.

Those with weaker composure directly collapsed to the ground, huddling together in terror.

The steward also swallowed his saliva. The oppressive feeling from a Golden Immortal Realm Kunpeng was too strong.

He dared not neglect, and quickly said, “No, no, absolutely no deception involved.”

“We, our Ten Thousand Treasures Pavilion guarantees with our reputation that this Demon Clan Royal Daughter is completely intact.

To protect her, we even built a separate courtyard for her, and no one has ever dared to harm her.”

“It’s precisely because we were afraid she would be harmed, affecting her appearance,” the steward said in a panic.

Xiao Fan didn’t question him, but pushed these people aside and went straight to the Demon Clan Royal Daughter.

He wanted to personally inspect his goods and pay after confirming everything was in order.

Although he was wealthy, he wasn’t someone who would let himself be taken for a fool.

Xiao Fan scrutinized the Demon Clan Royal Daughter from head to toe: fair skin, beautiful face, long legs, light purple pupils, purple pointed horns, and a head of smooth, soft purple hair—everything was perfectly normal.

He raised his hand and caressed the Demon Clan Royal Daughter’s cheek; it was tender, smooth, and slightly warm. She wanted to resist but couldn’t, only allowing Xiao Fan to inspect her.

Xiao Fan put his arm around her slender waist, which was so delicate it could be held in one hand, and she exuded the unique fragrance of a young girl.

A stream of Cultivation Technique energy flowed from his hand, entering her lower abdomen and exploring her entire body. The gathered and condensed primal yin was thick and solid. Hmm, not bad.

Original and genuine!

Xiao Fan’s gaze was like a torch, directly looking into the Demon Clan Royal Daughter’s eyes. Under the scan of Po Wang Zhi Yan (Eyes of Truth), nothing could hide.

In his eyes, mountains and valleys gradually appeared, along with natural barriers.

All concealment was ineffective before his gaze, which was capable of penetrating the Soul.

The Demon Clan Royal Daughter didn’t know why, but even though she was clearly wearing her precious clothing, in this man’s eyes, she felt completely naked.

She was wearing clothes, yet it was as if she wasn’t.

As if worn!

His gaze scanned her up and down, examining the Demon Clan Royal Daughter’s entire body, and finally he silently remarked, “Her figure is quite beautiful, with undulating curves and depth.”

After Wu Lingyun returned, Xiao Fan’s Five Elements Exquisite Pagoda happened to be missing someone to accompany him.

Last time it was a witch, this time it’s a Demon Clan Royal Daughter, which is quite suitable. From now on, you will permanently reside in the Five Elements Exquisite Pagoda as my playmate.

“Ah Kun, don’t scare people.”

Seeing Xiao Fan’s command, Ah Kun tactfully retreated, obediently standing aside and reining in his aura, as if nothing had happened just now.

The steward and the maids felt a huge weight lifted off their shoulders, as if they had walked through the gates of hell, drenched in sweat.

“Here you go.”

Xiao Fan took out Immortal Stones, put them in a Storage Pouch, and threw it to the steward.

The steward held it in his hand but did not leave.

“What, I just scared you, I didn’t break your leg. Why are you still standing there?” Xiao Fan said.

“Uh, esteemed guest, this item is a gift from our Ten Thousand Treasures Pavilion to you. We don’t need Immortal Stones,” the steward pushed the item back.

“You don’t want it?” Xiao Fan smiled at the steward, who felt cold sweat trickling down his back, as if he was being stared at by the god of death.

He explained, “It’s like this, didn’t you just give a Jade Slip to the Tang Family? Your Jade Slip made our Pavilion Master earn an extra three hundred million Immortal Stones.

Our Pavilion Master said this item is our gift to you, and we don’t need your Immortal Stones.”

That’s all?

The steward continued, “Our Pavilion Master also said that if you have any requests, you can make them, and our Ten Thousand Treasures Pavilion will do its best to fulfill them.”

After thinking for a moment, he realized he didn’t seem to have any means to deal with Liu Chen yet.

Therefore, Xiao Fan said, “Do you have any Medicinal Pills that can make someone experience a surge of vitality, like one that makes a person feel strong all over just before dying?”

“Let me think.” The steward pondered for a moment before saying, “Yes, yes, I remember a batch of Elixir of Passing arrived a few days ago.”

“The Elixir of Passing, one pill can make a dying person full of energy, living a second life.”

“However, it only lasts for one month. Once the Medicinal Pill’s effect wears off, the user will accelerate their death.”

Feeling it wasn’t quite enough, Xiao Fan continued, “Do you have any fierce beasts that are particularly aggressive, with extremely strong desires, forever insatiable?”

The steward was puzzled but answered truthfully, “We have those too.”

“We call them Berserk Demonic Pigs, especially adult female sows, they are truly exceptional.”

Xiao Fan still felt it wasn’t enough, so he asked again:

“Are there any Medicinal Pills that evoke spring, that make people feel amorous after taking them?”

He wanted to describe it further, but it was not suitable for children. Finally, he said, “It’s the kind you understand.”

Upon hearing this, the steward felt a chill down his spine.

He plays so wildly, not even sparing sows?

Cold sweat beaded on his forehead, and he forced a smile, trembling, “Yes, yes, we happen to have a batch of High Grade Perverted Pills from the Holy Land of Joyful Union here, which can transcend gender and even form, perfectly meeting your requirements.”

“As expected of Ten Thousand Treasures Pavilion, a complete range of items,” Xiao Fan praised without hesitation.

“Alright, give me a bottle of that Elixir of Passing, and that Perverted Pill, no, give me ten bottles of each.”

“Oh, and those sows you mentioned, give me ten of those too.”

“Ah, ah?!”

The steward looked bewildered, completely unable to comprehend.

“Why are you staring? Are you afraid I’ll default on the payment?” Xiao Fan said indifferently when he saw him in a daze.

“Oh, this, I’ll go right away, I’ll go right away.”

The steward was very quick, and soon brought all the items over.

Xiao Fan asked him how many Immortal Stones he wanted, and he said they were all worthless trinkets, just gifts to Xiao Fan, all at the Pavilion Master’s instruction.

Xiao Fan was not one to take advantage of others. He gave the steward a piece of information.

“Take this message to your Pavilion Master. It concerns this auction, so make sure he sees it immediately.”

He inscribed the message onto a Jade Slip, clearly explaining everything about Liu Chen’s Cultivation Technique.

Consider it even.

The steward, with a curious mind, delivered the Jade Slip to the Ten Thousand Treasures Pavilion’s Pavilion Master.

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