127: Chapter 127 Even the Sow Goes Crazy

Bang—!

A black shadow leapt down from a large tree to Xiao Yan's left, his sword light flashing like a bolt of white silk as it slashed straight toward the group of rough men.

Blood splattered. Before one of the burly men could even react, he was taken out on the spot, not even having time to utter his last words.

The shadow landed. Xiao Yan focused his gaze and felt that the face looked strangely familiar—sword-like eyebrows and starry eyes, cold and aloof. Who else could it be but Tang Shisan?

"Not good! It's the Golden Core Realm!" Seeing their companion killed in an instant, the remaining rough men immediately lost their composure and fell into a chaotic mess.

Tang Shisan's sword light fluttered about, taking one life per strike with crisp efficiency. In less than a moment, he had finished off the entire motley crew.

Seeing Tang Shisan's dashing and upright posture as he killed without blinking, the girl in white approached him with stars in her eyes. Her jade-white arms naturally coiled around his neck.

Tang Shisan, who was in the middle of a hormonal peak, was in no position to refuse.

He pulled her into a hug, his hands sinking into her soft flesh.

The girl in white's voice was as soft and sweet as cotton candy. "Young Master, you're so handsome~ Thank you for saving this little girl. I have no way to repay you except to offer myself in marriage. I hope the Young Master does not find me unworthy."

On the surface, Tang Shisan remained calm and composed, nodding slightly with the air of a righteous gentleman who "acts heroically without seeking reward."

However, his heart was already ecstatic, and he wanted nothing more than to jump for joy on the spot—who wouldn't like a beautiful woman offering herself? Especially a top-tier beauty like this!

Up in the tree, Xiao Yan silently watched this scene, his lips twitching as he ranted wildly in his heart: Dammit, wasn't this hero-saves-beauty scenario prepared for me? I was the one who got here first!

However, in the next moment, a scene that made his skin crawl occurred.

The "great beauty" clinging to Tang Shisan suddenly saw her ears grow large, her nose turn upward, and thick white bristles sprout from her face—

In the blink of an eye, an exquisite human face transformed into a round pig's head.

"Pfft—"

A thick cloud of yellow breath sprayed out from the pig's snout, coating Tang Shisan's face perfectly.

Tang Shisan was still in shock and had no time to react before he was blasted right in the face by that foul-smelling gas.

"Cough, cough, cough—" He violently broke free from the pig-headed person's embrace and stumbled back. He felt his breathing grow heavy, his heart beat like a drum, and his whole body burn with heat, as if he had been force-fed ten pounds of some kind of drug.

"You... what are you? What did you just spray on me?" Tang Shisan leaned against a tree trunk, his face pale.

The pig-headed person licked its lips and spoke with a smile. Its voice was coarse and raspy, a world away from the soft sweetness of before. "Don't be afraid, Young Master. I just sprayed you with some 'good stuff'~ You'll find out in a moment. I guarantee you'll be in ecstasy and feel like you're flying."

Tang Shisan's face turned completely green.

From the tree, Xiao Yan saw everything clearly and couldn't help but suck in a cold breath. He had only one thought: Holy shit... luckily... luckily I wasn't the first one down there. This is actually a female Flower-picking Pig.

Then that yellow gas it just sprayed—could it be the legendary 'Sow Goes Wild' that requires eighteen times in one night to cure?

With a scream of utter regret, Tang Shisan and that Flower-picking Pig began their "battle."

His expression was one of resistance, but his body was honest—clearly, he could no longer control himself. Meanwhile, the Flower-picking Pig leisurely harvested his Primal Yang, its face full of enjoyment.

Xiao Yan crouched in the tree for an entire night, watching this "man-pig war" from beginning to end, leaving a deep impression on his memory. From then on, he swore he would never again draw his sword to help or play the hero saving the beauty—this wasn't saving a beauty; it was delivering oneself into the tiger's mouth.

The next morning, Tang Shisan slowly woke up. His whole body was as limp and sore as if his bones had been removed. At the same time, a foul stench hit him, making his eyes water.

He struggled to open his eyes—it was pitch black in front of him, and he could see nothing.

He raised his right hand and wiped his face, finally seeing the light. But when he smelled that pungent stench, his entire being instantly shut down.

This is...?

Tang Shisan felt like he'd been struck by lightning; his Dao Heart shattered on the spot. He let out a heart-wrenching scream: "Ah—!"

Just as he opened his mouth...

Blech~

He vomited out all the breakfast he had eaten yesterday, retching and gagging as tears and snot smeared across his face.

It was too stinky, too disgusting!

Hiding in the distant tree, Xiao Yan could smell it even from that far away. He hurriedly covered his nose and mouth, almost gagging himself.

Having watched this most "brilliant" scene, Xiao Yan patted his robes and prepared to slip away. The reason he hadn't left was that he wanted to see Tang Shisan's expression upon waking up with his own eyes—it was indeed brilliant and interesting, just a bit disgusting. He probably wouldn't be able to eat today.

As for how that filth got there? Xiao Yan could only say: Tang Shisan, you brought this on yourself.

He took the wrong path.

So it is said—one's own sins are the hardest to bear!

Xiao Yan shook his head, truly unable to watch any longer—the image was too "beautiful," and he was afraid of having nightmares.

"I'll take this as a warning for the future. As for saving beauties, I'll let my old man handle that." He patted his robes, jumped down from the tree, and already had a plan in mind.

The outside world was too dangerous. At any moment, one could face a pig demon's harvesting or have their back gate breached.

It would be better to find his younger brother and sister who were cultivating in the Tianji Holy Land and see if he could snag an entry qualification while he was at it.

"We're all family anyway, it should be easy to talk to them, right?" Xiao Yan muttered, pulling out a map to identify the direction, and set off on the road to the Tianji Holy Land.

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Tianji Holy Land

Since Xiao Xie and Xiao Xiao joined the Tianji Holy Land and became Master Wujizi's Personal Disciples and the Holy Lord's martial nephews, they had been living a very carefree and wild life.

In just six short years, they had made a resounding name for themselves in the Tianji Holy Land—the "Little Devil Kings."

At the foot of Sky Wolf Peak.

Xiao Xie sat bored by the pool, holding a fishing rod in his hand, staring blankly at the calm water surface.

Xiao Xiao, on the other hand, crouched nearby, playing in the water with her bare feet. Water splashed everywhere, and her laughter was as crisp as silver bells.

With a restless personality like Xiao Xie's, how could he sit quietly and fish? Of course, it wasn't voluntary.

The reason was simple—yesterday, he had roasted his Master Wujizi's pet fragrant pig and even dragged his Revered Master along to eat it.

The result? After the "it's delicious" phase, he was caught.

Master Wujizi was so angry his beard curled up on the spot. He hung him up and gave him a beating—of course, it wasn't a real beating, just the kind to scare a child.

Still not satisfied after the beating, he punished him to fish at the foot of Sky Wolf Peak for three days and forbade him from running around.

Xiao Xie still hadn't figured out how his Revered Master had found out.

He had clearly shredded the roasted fragrant pig into pulled pork.

Could it be... he tasted it?

Was the flavor that obvious?

"Boss Xiao! What are you doing here?" Not far away, a little fat boy ran over, panting heavily.

The little fat boy had short hair and a foxtail grass in his mouth. Snot hung from the corner of his mouth, wobbling back and forth, making anyone who saw him want to hand him a tissue.

He ran up to Xiao Xie, bending over to catch his breath. Once he had steadied himself, he skillfully flicked away his snot.

Then he pulled a piece of candy from his pocket, stuffed it into his mouth, and began to lick it contentedly. He asked indistinctly, "Boss Xiao, why are you hiding here fishing? No wonder I couldn't find you all day."

"Hou-ah, what's up now?" Xiao Xie looked at him sideways, his tone full of impatience, his fishing rod remaining motionless.