145: Chapter 145 I am the Double-Axe God of War! Hahaha! Throwing a nuclear bomb with a dart!
Qin Yang reached out a hand, signaling: "Please, continue your performance!"
"Pfft!" Brian spat out another bubble, his face instantly turning black. He really wanted to just walk away, but there was still a major announcement to make! He forced himself to endure it.
Vienna blinked his eyes. So, the problem was solved just like that? Wasn't it a bit dramatic? So, one really does need a big enough fist; having just a mouth is useless!
He had truly considered countless possibilities, but he never expected something this violent, yet everything seemed so reasonable!
Qin Yang sat back in his seat, quietly watching Brian's next moves, and not a single person present went to help Brian up!
In front of the camera, Sleepy Emperor was suppressing his rage; they were going to strike at Qin Yang anyway! Now, the level of danger Qin Yang posed had already surpassed organizations like the Skull Society.
Brian took a deep breath and stood up! His eyes, fixed on Qin Yang, were filled with ferocity as he said, "Qin Yang! Even if you kill me today, it won't change anything!"
"Your Leopard Mercenary Group is nothing but a terrorist organization, and you are conducting human genetic experiments within Tali Province. Otherwise, how could you possibly be this outrageous!"
Qin Yang nodded with a smile, not even denying it, as if they weren't talking about him at all.
"Furthermore, we suspect you are illegally manufacturing nuclear weapons! Now, our Lighthouse Country will conduct a nuclear strike on Tali Province tomorrow!"
"Boom!" "Bang!" "Bang!"
Once these words were spoken, everyone was shocked. A nuclear strike! In this world, besides Japan, who else had ever attempted such a thing?
Countless representatives slammed their tables and stood up. They could tolerate the Lighthouse Country's unprincipled suppression of Syria, but nuclear weapons! Once used, that would be opening Pandora's box!
Was this just bullying Qin Yang because he didn't have nuclear weapons? Then what did that make them? Weren't they all just lambs waiting to be slaughtered?
Lei Chengze said angrily, "You dare! If you launch nuclear weapons, we will also take necessary measures!"
But Brian didn't even look at Lei Chengze; he just stared calmly at Qin Yang.
Qin Yang chuckled and said, "Old Lei! You are still using the same two phrases even now! Condemnation, and taking necessary measures when needed. Well, go ahead and act! You never move! What's the point of just talking?"
"A sleeping lion? Then what's the difference between never waking up and being dead! Watch closely, I'll only teach this once: how to deal with this kind of situation!"
Lei Chengze's expression was gloomy, and he didn't speak. They always said the sleeping lion was about to wake up, but when faced with international issues, they were ultimately just armchair strategists! Condemn! Condemn! Couldn't they do something practical for once?
Lei Chengze suddenly realized how much of a failure they were! They had completely lost the blood and spirit of their predecessors, leaving only stubborn mouths.
Qin Yang waved his hand and said, "Now, let's connect to the front line!"
A projection appeared, and Qin Yi showed up directly on the screen!
"Da da da da da da!" A gunfight was still ongoing over there, and Qin Yi grinned, laughing foolishly, "Boss! How do you have time to call me?"
Qin Yang laughed, "You're not doing so well! Who beat you up like this?"
As soon as this was mentioned, Qin Yi got angry, "I don't know which bastard hit me in the face!"
Qin Yang laughed, "Alright, show them the big treasure you just captured!"
Qin Yi chuckled, "Don't worry, Boss! It's all set! We got three this time!"
As he spoke, Qin Yi walked over to the vehicles carrying three nuclear warheads. Brian was completely stunned when he saw this! So, you went to Israel just to hijack nuclear warheads?
And you actually succeeded! For a moment, the Lighthouse Country was a bit dumbfounded. So, should they drop the nuclear bomb or not?
Qin Yang laughed, "It's fine! You have plenty of cities in the Lighthouse Country! I can blow up three cities right now. You can't hit them all, absolutely can't hit them all! Go ahead!"
Brian stood on the stage, opened his mouth, but couldn't get a single word out in the end! The other party had made it very clear! If you do it, I'll do it too! Damn, the nuclear threat was useless!
At the same time, when he looked at the representative from Israel, he was gnashing his teeth! You guys are truly trash! How could you let them steal these? Don't ever call yourselves the favorite son of our Lighthouse Country again!
But at this moment, the representative from Israel had already collapsed on the ground, his body twitching continuously; he clearly had no strength left to speak.
Qin Yang said to Qin Yi, "Come back early! Stop playing around!"
Qin Yi grinned, stood up while holding his rifle, and emptied a magazine at the remaining soldiers outside. Afterward, he pulled out two Convince by Virtue axes and charged into the crowd of soldiers!
Qin Yang was speechless. You really love showing off, don't you? Knowing the chance to act cool had arrived, you just grab the axes and go straight in!
The soldiers outside shouted, "It's the Twin-Axe War God! Everyone, be careful!"
"Swish!" "Pfft!" Qin Yi swung his twin axes down, and two heads flew into the air. Qin Yi shook the blood off the axes and shouted very unhappily, "What kind of crappy nickname is this! It sounds so damn terrible!"
By now, the soldiers outside, having been continuously whittled down by Qin Yi and his men, were reduced to a few hundred. They had long since thought of retreating, but Qin Yi and his team were determined to finish them off, so they simply couldn't get away!
At this moment, Qin Yi finally waited for his chance and led the others to charge out! His twin axes danced, slaughtering his way through the Israeli army!
Suddenly seeing someone who looked like a commander, he charged straight at him!
"Bang!" Qin Yi kicked out, sending the opponent flying into the air, while he vomited a mouthful of blood! The next instant, Qin Yi stomped hard on the ground and leaped up, his right leg raised high! He stomped down while in mid-air!
"Bang!" With a muffled thud, the general was directly stomped under Qin Yi's foot! His sternum and spine were all crushed.
"Wah!" Large mouthfuls of blood sprayed out; he was left on the verge of death by that one kick.
Qin Yi stepped on the man's back with one foot and swung his twin axes down, creating a whistling sound in the air!
Qin Yi roared at the sky, "I am the Twin-Axe War God of the Leopard Mercenary Group! Qin Yi! Whoever isn't afraid of death, come up and meet your end!"
"Slap!" Qin Yang slapped his forehead, speechless! Damn it! He knew that giving the stage to this guy was a mistake! Can't you just save me some face?
One moment you were saying "what the hell is a Twin-Axe War God," and the very next sentence you're shouting it yourself!
Qin Yang immediately cut the live feed, coughed, and said, "Well, uh! My subordinate has a bit of a flighty personality, don't mind him!"
"Basically, that's the message. Since you in the Lighthouse Country have already chosen your targets, we have three here too. Why don't you help us choose one?"
Brian's mouth twitched, his face as black as the bottom of a pot. Useless trash! Now that Qin Yang has obtained nuclear warheads, doesn't this just make him even more unscrupulous?
And he even has the nerve to make me choose? That's truly cruel!
Qin Yang shook his head and said, "Forget it, I don't think you're very reliable. I'll just go back and throw darts! I'll take a world map, and wherever it lands, that's where they'll fly!"
"Wait, wait, wait!" "Don't do that! Big Brother! I think a map of the Lighthouse Country would be just fine!"
"Yes, yes, yes! No need for that, the world map is too big. A map of the Lighthouse Country is good! You can choose the landmark buildings of the cities! That's better!"
As soon as Qin Yang said this, the representatives below all exploded! Are you toxic or what? Using a world map? Can you not play fair?
Now they couldn't care less about the Lighthouse Country. As the saying goes, better the friend dies than the priest! You caused this trouble, so you should bear it yourself!
And the one saying this was Qin Yang, a madman who actually does what he says! Who would dare ignore Qin Yang's words?
Of course, there were some sensible ones who advised Brian, "Is there some misunderstanding somewhere! We are a wonderful Earth community; how can we drop nuclear bombs!"
Brian took a deep breath and said, "You're right! I made a mistake! I brought the wrong speech script today! My apologies!"
Qin Yang said with a smile, "Brought the wrong one? Shouldn't you apologize then? You need to show some sincerity, at least a ninety-degree bow!"
"Just like your dog of a son: twenty years ago he bowed and said 'I was wrong,' twenty years later he said 'what does the previous generation's mistake have to do with us,' and twenty years after that, it becomes 'when did we ever do that?'"
"Knowing you're wrong but firmly refusing to change! To put it plainly, you're just asking for a beating! How about it? Do you want to learn?"
Brian's face turned from green to white, and finally, he bowed, shouted a loud "I'm sorry," and turned to leave the United Nations.
The representative from Japan, who was suddenly called out, was completely dumbfounded! Damn! You actually figured out our routine so thoroughly!
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