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93: Chapter 93: Ding Hongyi, the War God of Yan! This is an eyesore! Pay up!
Everyone watching the live stream was completely dumbfounded! Is this Qin Yang? Even Lighthouse Country doesn't dare to provoke him?
Two sentences were enough to scare the President of Lighthouse Country into not daring to retort! Although the sound was faint, they definitely heard something unusual in the middle!
As expected, the reckless fear the aggressive, and the aggressive fear those who don't value their lives! Qin Yang is the one who values his life the least!
Qin Yang suddenly remembered something and said: "Right! Has the Sleepy Emperor left yet? Not yet, right! Let me tell you, I saw yesterday that the combat proficiency of your Lighthouse Country soldiers is quite good!"
"It caused great harm to my fragile heart! You must compensate me!"
"And I actually saw a man even more valiant than The War God of Yan!"
These few sentences from Qin Yang directly fried the Sleepy Emperor's CPU! What did Qin Yang mean by that? Although he didn't quite understand, Qin Yang definitely wouldn't be praising their Lighthouse Country!
So there must be a conspiracy in this! One look at Qin Yang and you know he's up to no good!
And the netizens from China, upon hearing "The War God of Yan", seemed to vaguely understand what it meant!
"I think I sort of get it! But it seems a bit outrageous!"
"To the person above! I also think it's outrageous! It shouldn't be that, right! Think about it, it was probably in the middle of the night and in a military camp; they wouldn't be that bold, right!"
"The War God of Yan? Holy crap! Isn't that the name of China's War God? A figure even Big Brother has to fear by three points!"
"To the person above! To hell with 'China's War God'! Look at the people from other countries; they are all dumbfounded!"
The War God of Yan watched the live stream, then looked at the gazes of his surrounding colleagues! He immediately covered his face! Holy crap! Big Brother, my meme had clearly passed! You're ambushing me again!
The Sleepy Emperor was even more confused and said directly: "Go check what's going on with this 'China's War God'. And there's someone who can make Qin Yang afraid?"
"Yes!"
Very quickly, the name of China's War God, The War God of Yan, was hanging on the trending search list! And the truth of the matter was soon exposed!
When his subordinate returned with this report, the corners of his mouth were twitching!
The Sleepy Emperor asked: "So fast? Well done! What's the situation?"
"Mr. President! This 'China's War God' is a nickname. The reason it says Qin Yang is afraid is because The War God of Yan seems to have some issues with his sexual orientation!"
"Pfft!"
The Sleepy Emperor sprayed out a mouthful of water! What the hell? Just this? At the same time, his bad premonition grew stronger! Then aren't their Lighthouse Country soldiers...?
Qin Yang was still waiting on his end; only by pushing the audience's curiosity to its peak would the effect be better when he released it!
And the comments were now surprisingly consistent!
"Sorry, The War God of Yan, to meet you in this way! China's War God is truly terrifying!"
"Sorry, The War God of Yan, to meet you in this way! China's War God is truly terrifying!"
"Sorry, The War God of Yan, to meet you in this way! China's War God is truly terrifying!"
Qin Yang almost couldn't hold it in when he saw this, and could only silently say in his heart: You've worked hard, The War God of Yan!
"Alright! Next, those under eighteen, minors, and ladies should best step aside. Those over eighteen, please watch with your parents' supervision!"
The netizens' mouths twitched. To hell with watching with parents' supervision for those over eighteen! Do you want to get a mixed beating from your parents?
Immediately after, Qin Yang released the video of them climbing over a five-meter-high high-voltage electric fence from an armored vehicle to enter the military base!
The Sleepy Emperor and a group of generals were furious when they saw this opening: "Are they all trash? Two armored vehicles reached their doorstep and they still didn't notice! It seems they are still too slack!"
As the footage progressed! Qin Yang's footsteps suddenly stopped, and then he looked forward with a solemn expression!
At this moment, even the netizens' breathing involuntarily slowed down! Some were even holding their breath!
Suddenly, sounds of debauchery reached everyone's ears, and everyone's faces turned black! Of course, there were also perverts who revealed smiles!
Qin Yang poked his head out, then his pupils dilated, and he immediately shrank back! He whispered "Holy crap!" His chest heaved, as if it were something terrifying! To scare Qin Yang like this!
Then Qin Yi and the others poked their heads out one by one, and afterwards, their expressions were all the same as Qin Yang's: pupils dilated, chests heaving! Each of them whispered "Holy crap!"
"Although I've already guessed it, I still want to see it, since it could scare Big Brother and The Ten Great Generals like this!"
"This is straight-up maxing out the anticipation! Honestly, Lighthouse Country has completely embarrassed itself to the whole world now!"
"Don't say that; Lighthouse Country is a land of freedom! Of course, it's also free in this regard!"
"You really understand freedom, person above! You must have leaked Lighthouse Country's PR documents!"
The camera panned out bit by bit! It was indeed just as everyone had guessed! In the frame, there were two men! The one aggressively attacking was a white man!
The one making the lewd sounds underneath was actually a burly black man!
"Holy crap! I feel like I'm not clean anymore! It's like I've suffered a million tons of critical damage!"
"Oh my god! If I had watched this with my parents, I don't think I'd survive until tomorrow!"
"Heavens! What did I do wrong to deserve to see this scene! I just wanted to watch Big Brother show off! And what did you show me instead?"
The whole world was numb! Everyone whose values were relatively normal felt their chastity shattered all over the floor!
Never mind them, even the generals and the President of Lighthouse Country were dumbfounded!
After a long while, the President squeezed out a sentence: "Are your troops playing this wildly now?"
Carroll, who was already a scapegoat, felt like he had been struck by lightning! Because he recognized these two; the white one was a battalion commander under him! The black one seemed to be his chief of staff!
He never expected that these two would get together!
Carroll roared: "Someone come here! Arrest John and that deputy battalion commander of his!"
If this matter isn't handled well, it will affect the reputation of their military among the people of Lighthouse Country and even the world!
Qin Yang sighed and said: "Let's just say, for such an eye-stinging scene, shouldn't you give me some compensation? I can't even eat now!"
Lighthouse Country chose to play dead! What else could they do? Come out and go head-to-head with Qin Yang?
The Sleepy Emperor gritted his teeth and said: "These two people must be dealt with! They have completely disgraced Lighthouse Country!"
The high-level officials below all nodded!
Qin Yang clapped his hands and said: "Alright! Next, I will introduce to everyone the highlight of this auction!"
As the camera shifted, four B-2 Stealth Bombers appeared in the frame! They even still bore the insignia of Lighthouse Country!
Qin Yang was silent for a moment, then waved at Qin Yi. Qin Yi understood instantly and, not knowing where he got it from, took a large "Fu" character and stuck it on!
Qin Yang cleared his throat and said: "Ahem! There's a tiny little flaw, but it's not a big problem! This is the fighter jet that will be auctioned later!"
"B-2 Stealth Bomber-like!"
"Simply put, everything about it is the same as a B-2 Stealth Bomber! It's almost a 100% reproduction! It's just a pity that the ammunition inside has disappeared!"
"After all, since I went for a stroll at their place, shouldn't I leave something behind?"
The personnel from those countries just watched Qin Yang's self-deception; this huge "Fu" character looked so ridiculous no matter how you looked at it!
"B-2 Stealth Bomber-like", indeed! Isn't the only difference that "Fu" character you just stuck on? And "leave something behind"!
Good grief, you've said all the good things; so you flew the fighter jets back, and dropped all the ammunition! You blew up half the military base! You call this "leaving something behind"?
The Sleepy Emperor had a hundred curses he wanted to say at this moment. He really wanted to say: You don't have to be so polite! They can't handle it! Really!
"Hahaha! I'm dying of laughter! This "Fu" character is too inspired!"
"Just ask, who else is there? Lighthouse Country doesn't even dare to come out and fart! Big Brother is awesome!"
Qin Yang looked at everyone's attitude with a smile! Although those countries felt speechless about Qin Yang's actions, they still began to carefully evaluate whether to participate in this auction!
Lighthouse Country's most advanced bomber, the B-2 Stealth Bomber! It's highly likely that China and Russia will take one! Doesn't that mean there are still two left? They might also have a chance!