275: Chapter 275 The Ultimate Social Death Scene: The Great Ming King's Transmigration Dream Shattered Completely
"Foolish yet beautiful woman."
Liu Xiaoming's words carried disdain.
Before the nurse could react, he turned and walked to the windowsill, facing away from her, acting profound.
"It is not so easy to register with someone destined to be a king!"
The nurse stared blankly at Liu Xiaoming's back, and after a long while, blurted out.
"Did you burn your brain out?"
Liu Xiaoming frowned and turned around. He leaned against the windowsill, wanting to put his hands in his pockets, only to realize that the blue-and-white hospital gown he was wearing had no pockets.
"Ahem... um..."
At a loss, Liu Xiaoming raised his hand to cover his nose, masking his embarrassment.
"What is your name, woman who wants to register with me?"
The nurse replied subconsciously.
"Wang... Wang Yi."
"What do you do for a living?"
Work? Wang Yi, in her nurse's uniform, was stunned. Is this guy's brain actually broken? This place only treats the crazy laughter disease; it doesn't know how to treat mental illness!
"Not saying? ..."
Liu Xiaoming walked straight up to Wang Yi and reached out to take the ID badge hanging around her neck.
"Junior Nurse..."
"So you really are a nurse. I thought you were playing a uniform fetish game with me..."
Wang Yi, finally reacting, hurriedly reached out to snatch back the ID.
"Liu Xiaoming, don't be handsy!"
"Also, who wants to register with you!"
"I'm asking you to go register with me, not... Oh my, I'm almost being led around by you..."
Wang Yi was flustered, which brought a hint of cuteness. Seeing this, Liu Xiaoming gave a charming, evil smile.
"A seductive little trick, but... I like it."
"Let's go, my Great Ming King's first woman!"
Liu Xiaoming strode toward the door, not forgetting to reach out and put his arm around Wang Yi's waist.
"Where is the Civil Affairs Bureau? Little Yi, you lead the way."
"I've seen plenty of plots about falling in love after marriage. I will try to fall in love with you, but during this process, I need you to be more proactive..."
As Liu Xiaoming spoke, he felt the texture on his hand. Having never touched a woman's hand from childhood to adulthood, he thought to himself that it was quite comfortable.
Before Liu Xiaoming could enjoy it for a few seconds, a scream suddenly came.
"Ah!!! —————"
Along with the scream, Liu Xiaoming felt himself soar into the air.
"Bang!!"
Liu Xiaoming slammed into the ceiling.
"Thud..."
Another muffled sound. Liu Xiaoming fell heavily, head-first into the ground.
"You..."
Liu Xiaoming lay on the ground, his eyes rolled back, and he directly lost consciousness.
...
I don't know how much time passed, but an argument woke Liu Xiaoming up.
"I already said it wasn't on purpose! It was mainly because he was getting handsy! ..."
"Wang Yi! Do you have any idea how dangerous your behavior was?! If it weren't for the fact that he had just taken Chief Designer Lin's traditional chinese medicine secret recipe, you would be a murderer right now!!"
"Okay... Head Nurse Huang, it was my lack of discretion. I'll definitely be careful next time..."
"You want a next time? If the treatment center wasn't short-staffed right now, the director would have fired you! This is even more dangerous than a major medical accident! ..."
"I... I, wuwuwu..."
...
Liu Xiaoming vaguely heard their conversation and realized that the beautiful nurse named Wang Yi seemed to have been scolded to tears by her superior. He hurriedly wanted to speak up to defend her.
Just as he intended to speak, a wave of pain suddenly came from his head.
"Ouch, it hurts, it hurts..."
Hearing Liu Xiaoming's wailing, Head Nurse Huang stepped forward.
"Liu Xiaoming, how are you feeling? Do you feel dizzy?"
Wang Yi, on the side, quickly observed all of Liu Xiaoming's indicators through the instruments and reported.
"Head Nurse, the indicators are all normal."
Head Nurse Huang shook her head: "Normal physical indicators don't mean there is no brain damage."
Liu Xiaoming touched the large bump on his head and said dejectedly.
"Two beauties, can you tell me what on earth is going on!"
"Could it be that this is the legendary world of Saiyans where everyone is as strong as an ox?"
Speaking of this, Liu Xiaoming looked as if his parents had died.
"Doesn't that mean I'm still a poor loser at the bottom of society who can't explode with energy?"
"Damn it, hell mode start!"
"Yes! ... There must be a system!"
"System big brother, System daddy, System ancestor! Say something..."
Liu Xiaoming spouted nonsense. Head Nurse Huang and Wang Yi looked at each other.
"He wouldn't... really have brain damage from you hitting him, right!"
Head Nurse Huang muttered. Hearing this, Wang Yi hurriedly raised her finger.
"Head Nurse, I'm not taking the blame for this!"
"I swear to heaven, this guy was already like this after he woke up!"
...
One hour later. Third floor of the Epidemic Critical Care Center. Large conference room.
Lin Mo received the news and came over from the building next door. As soon as he entered the door, the few people in the conference room stood up hurriedly.
"Chief Designer Lin!"
Lin Mo looked around first but didn't see Liu Xiaoming, so he asked: "Where is Xiaoming?"
Head Nurse Huang pointed to the side. Looking over, they saw Liu Xiaoming squatting in the corner, seemingly calculating the area of his psychological trauma.
"Xiaoming!"
Liu Xiaoming turned his head at the sound. Looking at his former neighbor brother, a sense of shame rushed to his brain, and his face turned red instantly.
"Brother Mo..."
Lin Mo said cheerfully.
"Xiaoming, we haven't seen each other for more than half a year. I didn't expect to see you here."
"Come here, let me take your pulse."
Lin Mo stepped forward and took Xiaoming's pulse in a professional manner, but in reality, he was monitoring Xiaoming's health status through the system.
After confirming there was no damage, Lin Mo breathed a sigh of relief. The Azure Dragon Supplement could only improve a person's physical fitness and was completely powerless against brain damage. And Lin Mo hadn't tested whether the White Dragon Supplement had any effect before.
So when Lin Mo heard the news of Xiaoming's brain damage, he was indeed very nervous and hurried over to see for himself.
Xiaoming was the child of his next-door neighbor, and they grew up together... uh, he was beaten by Lin Mo from childhood to adulthood. If the life was saved but the person became stupid, Lin Mo would really feel bad!
After confirming that there was nothing wrong, Lin Mo suddenly had some mischievous fun.
"Xiaoming, I heard you want to be some Great Ming King?"
"I..."
"And you want to drag Little Yi to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register?"
Wang Yi, on the side, also began to blush.
"Let me guess, do you think you have transmigrated?"
Liu Xiaoming covered his face with both hands, almost dying of social embarrassment on the spot.
"Can you stop talking?"
"Give me a shovel; I could dig a hole and crawl into it right now..."
Everyone present burst into laughter.