294: Chapter 294 Chuand's Medical Advice: No Testing, No Cases! Sunbathing Can Kill Viruses!

Trump's remarks

immediately caused an uproar at the scene.

The Eagle Sauce Secretary of Health winked frantically at Trump,

but Trump, on the stage, mistook this for an endorsement of his statement,

and even nodded back to the Secretary of Health in acknowledgment.

“Furthermore, regarding the fact that Eagle Sauce has a higher number of tested cases than other Western Alliance countries, I believe everyone has even less reason to worry about this!”

Trump pressed his hands down to signal everyone to be quiet,

smiling as he continued.

“Our Eagle Sauce possesses the most advanced medical standards on the Blue Star, the greatest medical teams, and the most luxurious medical facilities!”

“Therefore, our testing efficiency for the crazy laughter disease is much higher than other countries. This is something to be proud of, but it is also a double-edged sword!”

“Because this makes our Eagle Sauce pandemic data look very bad, as if our pandemic prevention and control work is very inadequate!”

“This is terrible!”

“Everyone can look at other countries; Huaxia has been concealing the death toll, and Curry hasn't even released any rigorous pandemic data from the start!”

“In reality, our Eagle Sauce is doing much better than them!”

“This is a very unfair situation!”

“So, if we stop testing, or reduce testing,”

“won't our Eagle Sauce have fewer cases?”

“...”

“As everyone knows, viruses in the world are afraid of high temperatures!”

“It's June now. When summer arrives next month and the weather gets hot, the Jiangcheng virus will quickly be killed off by the summer sunlight!”

“So there's no need to worry. In a little over a month at most, the crazy laughter disease will completely disappear!”

“I suggest that if you are unfortunate enough to catch the crazy laughter disease, you can go to the beach more often to enjoy sunbathing. It can promote health and effectively kill the virus!”

“...”

Trump spoke with increasing enthusiasm,

offering one presumptive medical suggestion after another to the public.

As the President of Eagle Sauce,

Trump was surrounded by almost all of Eagle Sauce's top epidemiologists.

These experts had originally provided many professional judgments,

but unfortunately, Trump was a man of strong opinions,

who insisted on drawing his own wild conclusions from them...

“Zzz zzz zzz...”

While Trump was in full swing,

the microphone in his hand suddenly emitted a piercing static noise.

“Lord Trump!”

“The equipment seems to have a problem, and time is about up for today. Let's just end it here!...”

Seeing the situation spiraling out of control,

his deputy hurriedly found a way to terminate the Black Palace press conference,

preventing Trump from uttering any more outrageous remarks.

...

After the Black Palace press conference,

Trump's outrageous remarks,

as expected, caused a massive sensation across various social media platforms on Blue Star.

“Injecting disinfectant? This is so damn stupid. Trump, do you have some kind of mental illness?”

“Why don't you try it yourself first?”

“No testing, no cases? That's the stupid logic only a brain-dead person would have!”

“If we stop investigating rape cases, rape in Eagle Sauce will be completely eliminated!”

“...”

On Blue Eagle,

countless netizens lashed out at Trump in their tweets,

cursing him as the stupidest president in Eagle Sauce history,

without exception.

It wasn't until the next day,

after being berated, that Trump realized he might have said something wrong yesterday.

After being reminded by his elite team,

although he still hadn't quite grasped it in his mind,

he hurriedly tried to make amends.

On Blue Eagle,

Trump took the initiative to tweet an explanation,

saying that his remarks at yesterday's press conference were only intended to express his sarcasm,

and that professional medical advice still needed to be consulted from professional doctors.

But the people of Eagle Sauce weren't buying it.

All sorts of parody images had already become memes on the internet,

constantly flooding the comments under his tweet.

“Covering eyes and lowering head to show it's too painful to watch.JPG.”

“Photoshopping disinfectant onto an IV bag to start an injection.GIF.”

“Trump carrying a disinfectant bottle photoshopped into a beer keg and chugging it down.JPG.”

“...”

To mitigate the impact,

the New York Post specifically published an article.

“Injecting Disinfectant and Sun Exposure Can Kill the Virus? Only Those Without Common Sense Would Do This!”

The article attempted to warn the general public.

But it must be said,

this incident truly probed the lower limits of the Eagle Sauce people's intelligence.

Inside the Black Palace.

Trump was listening to reports in his office.

“Major states have received millions of emergency hotline calls, all inquiring whether injecting or orally consuming disinfectant can kill the virus. Currently, state governments have issued emergency alerts, warning the public that under no circumstances should they inject or orally consume disinfectant!...”

“The New York City Emergency Center statistics show that within 24 hours, there have been 158 cases of chemical poisoning due to injecting or orally consuming disinfectant. They are currently being treated, and 6 of them have already died after failed resuscitation!...”

“Disinfectant in all Wonima Supermarkets across Eagle Sauce has completely sold out, posing a significant safety hazard!...”

“Large-scale gatherings of people are currently appearing on beaches across Eagle Sauce, which has a high probability of accelerating the spread of the crazy laugh virus!...”

“The Centers for Disease Control in 8 Red States (Trump's stronghold states), such as Florida and Maryland, have suspended testing work. The Eagle Sauce pandemic data has significant distortions!...”

Listening to these reports,

Trump sat in his seat with a face full of embarrassment.

He really hadn't expected

that a few casual boasts

would result in such a massive negative impact.

Do the people of Eagle Sauce have no brains?

They really do whatever he says?

After the staff dispersed,

only Trump's top strategist, CIA Director Smith, remained in the office.

Smith closed the office door

and immediately offered his advice.

“Lord Trump!”

“You don't need to worry about this at all!”

“After this press conference, the public opinion situation seems very unfavorable to you!”

“But looking past the surface to the essence, this is actually a good thing!”

...

(There will be another chapter later...)