Reading Settings
Font Size
16px
Line Spacing
1.6
Reading Width
900px
Font Share
Theme
Text To Speech

10: The belated Goldfinger is finally here

Chapter 10 The Late Golden Finger Finally Arrives

"Sister, what did I do?!"

Huang Yu was utterly bewildered.

"You know what you did!"

Han Yuyao said, giving Xiao Zhan a look of extreme disgust, and instinctively leaned closer to Huang Yu, trying to distance herself from that Dead Crooked Mouth.

Become a part of such a person's harem?!

How could that be possible!

The mere thought sent shivers down Han Yuyao's spine.

"Captain, did the tear gas leak? Why does this batch of tear gas smell so bad?"

Just then, the two Ase driving in front also smelled the odor and picked up their walkie-talkies to ask.

"Leak my ass! Hurry up and drive this old lady!"

Han Yuyao was so angry that she grabbed the walkie-talkie and started cursing at it!

She couldn't take it anymore!

This Dead Crooked Mouth was too disgusting!

She had to go back and wash the car immediately...

At the same time, she looked at Xiao Zhan, her expression growing even more hostile, "Dead Crooked Mouth! Hold it in! Don't you dare try to go in the car!"

Although Han Yuyao's voice was soft and sweet, like a cute loli, when she got angry, she was anything but gentle.

At this moment, Xiao Zhan was on the verge of collapse.

Noticing the gazes directed at him, he wished he could find a hole to crawl into.

Damn it! Why couldn't he hold it in!

"Ah!"

He roared in pain, exerting all his strength, ready to break free from his handcuffs and rush out of the patrol car.

But when his upper body exerted force, his lower body became weak.

The moment Xiao Zhan exerted all his strength and stood up abruptly, his tensed muscles instantly lost control.

His fierce and domineering Aura completely collapsed...

Pffft pffft~

Pffft~

Xiao Zhan's pupils contracted sharply, feeling a deep despair.

His intestines seemed to have gone into spasms, and he collapsed weakly, his eyes instantly becoming vacant and lifeless.

The white-haired man sitting next to him became the biggest victim.

"No!"

"I'll break your legs!"

The white-haired man looked horrified, letting out a roar.

Looking at Xiao Zhan, Huang Yu couldn't help but pinch his nose, his eyes wide with shock.

This diarrhea card was too terrifying.

Xiao Zhan, this Dead Crooked Mouth, a dignified Dragon King, could actually be reduced to such a state.

If it were him, he probably wouldn't have the face to live on this planet anymore.

"Ding! A salted fish is not wrong! Rising up is also about striving for strength! Having the power to protect oneself is the Kingly Way!"

"Host has successfully caused the Son of Destiny, Dragon King Xiao Zhan, to have diarrhea, causing his emotions to collapse!"

"Congratulations, Host, for completing the hidden mission and receiving the reward: Divine-Grade Fighting Skill Mastery!"

Divine-Grade Fighting Skill!

Huang Yu, who was still pinching his nose, suddenly felt all the Meridians in his body tighten, and then he felt a tremendous power capable of shattering stone and breaking metal!

In his mind, various fighting techniques instantly appeared out of nowhere!

Huang Yu's eyes lit up.

This System is awesome!

Although he still didn't think he could beat those Sons of Destiny, with this skill...

At least he had an additional means of self-preservation.

At this moment, inside the car, under the terrifying effect of the diarrhea card, Xiao Zhan had completely transformed into a Dead Crooked Mouth human jet.

The perfectly good patrol car was now completely uninhabitable.

The white-haired man sitting next to him, due to Xiao Zhan suddenly standing up, became the biggest victim...

As one of the Four Young Masters of Kyoto, Huang Yu's chief lackey, the white-haired man usually paid great attention to his image, always wearing a crisp, brand-new suit.

At this point, the white-haired man's emotions had already collapsed. He stood up abruptly and, like a madman, directly grabbed Xiao Zhan's hair.

"How dare you spray your 'Oli Ge' on my Armani! I'll break your legs! Lick it clean for me!"

While cursing, the white-haired man seemed to be losing his sanity.

He grabbed Xiao Zhan's head and frantically rubbed it against the parts of his suit that had 'Oli Ge' on them!

Instantly, yellow 'Oli Ge' smeared all over Dragon King Xiao Zhan's face.

Logically, in such an unexpected situation, the Ase would surely step forward to stop it.

But right now, both the white-haired man and Xiao Zhan were covered in 'Oli Ge', especially Xiao Zhan, whose head looked like it had been dyed yellow. His eyes were vacant, and he reeked, letting the white-haired man grab his head without even knowing how to resist...

"Stop the car! Stop the car!"

In desperation, Han Yuyao had no choice but to urgently stop the patrol car.

And Xiao Zhan's lower body was still making 'pffft pffft' sounds from time to time; he was already somewhat exhausted from the diarrhea.

Against a scumbag like the white-haired man, he currently had no power to resist whatsoever.

Under immense humiliation, Xiao Zhan's strong pride as a Dragon King could no longer bear it. He rolled his eyes and fainted directly.

"Stop it immediately!"

The two Ase immediately stepped forward and dragged the white-haired man, who was still frantically rubbing Xiao Zhan, away by the back of his collar.

"I'll f**king get you!"

The white-haired man was still not appeased and directly kicked Xiao Zhan in the face.

However, due to the two Ase's intervention, the kick didn't land.

But the muddy yellow 'Oli Ge' mixed with liquid on the ground did fly directly onto Xiao Zhan's face, flowing down his cheeks with the 'Oli Ge' in his hair, and entering the corner of his mouth.

After forcibly dragging the white-haired man away, the other two Ase looked at Xiao Zhan with disgusted expressions.

Like dragging a dead dog, they directly dragged him out of the patrol car.

This dragging made Xiao Zhan's face hit the ground, and he choked a few times on the 'golden liquid' on the ground, taking several deep breaths of it.

The moment Xiao Zhan was thrown out of the patrol car and onto the ground, a black figure flashed by instantly.

"Who!"

Han Yuyao, who Cultivated ancient martial arts, instantly noticed this anomaly.

But she had barely shouted when the other party had already taken away Xiao Zhan, who was like a dead dog, covered in a foul stench.

Except for Huang Yu, everyone else only reacted at this moment.

But the ground was now empty.

"Damn it!"

Looking at the rapidly disappearing shadow, Han Yuyao hadn't even had time to act, and the other party had already vanished.

She immediately became enraged and, with a bang, shattered the patrol car's bulletproof glass.

Huang Yu instantly shrank his neck, not daring to make a sound.

[Sure enough, she's a violent loli, hasn't changed a bit after all these years. Serves her right for not getting married and becoming a part of that Dead Crooked Mouth Xiao Zhan's harem!]

What did that scumbag say?!

Hearing his thoughts, Han Yuyao immediately turned her head, her ample chest heaving violently, her heart filled with unvented rage.

You still have the nerve to say that!

Han Yuyao glared angrily at Huang Yu, who had his head shrunk, and immediately became furious!

If it weren't for this bastard causing trouble, would their criminal investigation team's patrol car have gotten so dirty on its first day?

And would it have led to that Dead Crooked Mouth Xiao Zhan being rescued?

Now he even dares to curse her for not getting married and becoming a part of the harem of a security guard who just publicly had diarrhea.

She could no longer suppress her anger. She immediately stepped forward, performed a grappling move, and was about to press that scumbag to the ground and rub him!

However, Huang Yu had already acquired Divine-Grade Fighting Skill.

But Huang Yu swore, he really didn't mean to fight!

The moment Han Yuyao grabbed Huang Yu's hand, almost instinctively, Huang Yu subconsciously performed a reverse grappling move, directly pinning Han Yuyao to the ground.

Because the handcuffs severely restricted his movements, Huang Yu's hands ended up around Han Yuyao's delicate neck.

The ambiguous position made Han Yuyao's body stiffen, her face instantly turning crimson.

"You pervert! Let go!"

Prev Next

🔊 Text To Speech

Listen while reading

Ready