9: The Dragon King is also running away

Chapter 9: The Dragon King Also Has Diarrhea

“Damn it, stay away from me!”

“Didn’t you see that Dead Crooked Mouth Xiao Zhan already has killing intent?”

Seeing Han Yuyao also acting so unusually, Huang Yu was going crazy!

Even though he had given up, no one wanted to have their legs inexplicably broken...

Could they still follow the plot normally?

Why were these people all so abnormal?

Did they really want him to die?

Xiao Zhan gritted his teeth, staring fixedly at Huang Yu, as if he wanted to devour him.

This Trash playboy... actually dared to get so close to his woman.

It seems the Huang Family of Tianhai needs to be rectified.

Just as Xiao Zhan was thinking about how to make Huang Yu kneel before him and beg for mercy.

Suddenly, a whistling sound of wind attacked.

Bai Mao, even with handcuffs, was not restless; he directly jumped up, turned his back, and slapped Xiao Zhan on the head.

Then he started slapping frantically.

“F*ck you, didn’t you see my Young Master Huang is hitting on a girl?”

“Quickly turn your head to face outside the window! Otherwise, after I get out, I’ll break your legs!”

The Dragon King’s wrath, a million corpses!

His head was being slapped loudly, and even though the other party was pulled back by the police, he had already lost all face.

Xiao Zhan’s face grew even more gloomy, and he sneered twice with a twisted mouth.

“You are playing with fire.”

The tense atmosphere was on the verge of exploding, as if a big battle was about to erupt in the next second.

At this time, Huang Yu seemed to be oblivious to what was happening in front of him, sitting in a daze on his seat.

If it had been before, he would have stopped Bai Mao’s death-seeking behavior immediately.

But now he didn’t have that much time to care.

Because just now.

A synthesized electronic voice rang in Huang Yu’s mind, “Congratulations, Host, for successfully avoiding the plot of having your legs broken by the Dragon King Xiao Zhan and reversing your destiny!”

“System loading successful!”

“Customizing tasks for the Host!”

Hearing this, Huang Yu was in tears; the Golden Finger had finally arrived!

Was it easy for him to survive until now?

“Option one: Protagonist of Destiny Villain template, become the biggest mastermind in the book, plunder all the Luck of the male leads in the book, and reverse to become the biggest Chosen One!”

“Option two: Salted Fish template, lie flat and give up, as long as you survive and are not slapped in the face by the various male leads in the book, you can get rewards and become the most inconspicuous Salted Fish in the entire book!”

Protagonist of Destiny, the temptation, was simply too great!

“Option two, I want to be an inconspicuous Salted Fish.”

Huang Yu silently recited, making his choice almost without hesitation.

If this world only had Xiao Zhan, this twisted-mouth chuunibyo male lead, Huang Yu would definitely transform into the Protagonist of Destiny Villain.

And then repeatedly rub Dead Crooked Mouth Xiao Zhan’s face into the ground!

But right now, the world Huang Yu was in did not only have Xiao Zhan as the Protagonist of Destiny!

Not only was there Dead Crooked Mouth Dragon King Xiao Zhan, but there were also things like Battle God Asura, Medicine Saint who descended from the mountains, Personal Crazy Soldier, each more arrogant, cool, and awesome than the last male lead.

Not only that, there were also Great Emperors and Immortal Venerables returning from Xuanhuan worlds and Xianxia worlds...

Don’t even mention the first few.

The latter ones were existences that could single-handedly withstand nuclear warheads!

There was simply no choice.

It completely gave no chance for villains to make a comeback.

Dead Crooked Mouth Dragon King Xiao Zhan was completely Trash compared to those people; their strength was no longer on the same dimension.

What about himself, a small villain who had to avoid Xiao Zhan?

What was the difference between choosing option one and seeking death?

“Host’s choice successful!”

“Congratulations to the Host for receiving the initial reward: Diarrhea Card!”

Diarrhea Card: After use, the target will experience an irresistible urge to defecate, resulting in forced expulsion within ten seconds.

The moment he received the reward.

A piece of information appeared in Huang Yu’s mind.

Holy crap! Good stuff!

This was much more effective than laxatives!

Looking at the gloomy-faced, twisted-mouth, sneering Dragon King Xiao Zhan.

Huang Yu immediately got angry.

He hadn’t done anything, but Dead Crooked Mouth Xiao Zhan had already harbored killing intent towards him several times today.

Although he was a rich second-generation idler, he wasn’t completely without temper!

Villains also had dignity.

So-called revenge should not wait overnight.

“If I don’t let your twisted-mouth Dragon King’s eighteen generations of ancestors see how you shoot diarrhea to the sky today, then I’m not a qualified villain!”

Without the slightest hesitation!

Huang Yu directly used a Diarrhea Card on Dead Crooked Mouth Xiao Zhan!

Diarrhea? What the hell?

Han Yuyao next to him was stunned for a moment when she heard this, looking at the twisted-mouth Xiao Zhan.

Could it be that this bastard Huang Yu was planning some small trick?

Thinking of this, she couldn’t help but get even more annoyed!

I loosened your handcuffs for a bit, and now you’re getting cocky, aren’t you?! Daring to pull off small tricks right under my nose!

Just as she was wondering what plan Huang Yu would use.

A sudden

poof

sound occurred.

On the other side, seeing that Huang Yu completely ignored him, just as Xiao Zhan was about to break free from his restraints and teach this kid a good lesson.

The moment he got up, his whole body instantly broke out in goosebumps.

His sphincter instantly tightened.

But he still couldn’t control a fart from escaping, only this fart, it seemed a bit wet...

Not good!

A strong urge to defecate surged, accompanied by severe abdominal pain. Xiao Zhan’s body trembled violently, and he hastily sat back down.

“Ugh~”

The police officer responsible for escorting Xiao Zhan almost threw up.

Damn it! What a stinky fart! Did he just poop his pants?

Immediately, the patrol car was filled with a foul smell!

Everyone in the car covered their mouths and noses. Huang Yu was prepared; the moment he used it, he immediately covered his mouth and nose.

And Han Yuyao’s eyes instantly widened, burying her entire face in Huang Yu’s arms, desperately trying to escape the smell.

So stinky...

No! I can’t hold it in anymore!

Xiao Zhan was drenched in sweat, desperately enduring the urge from below.

But the strength of his sphincter seemed to have reached its limit at this moment; the dam holding back the river could no longer withstand the surging water, which rushed out through those tiny cracks.

The defense line also collapsed at this instant!

No!

Xiao Zhan naturally knew what was happening, but it was already too late.

His pants slowly began to get wet, and drops of yellow liquid seeped through the seat and flowed onto the floor.

“Holy crap! He pooped!”

Bai Mao, who was most at odds with Xiao Zhan, was the first to discover this, immediately shouting in surprise!

Instantly attracting the attention inside the patrol car.

Everyone’s gaze fell on Xiao Zhan, and then they looked at Bai Mao.

After all, he was the only one who had contact with Xiao Zhan just now.

“I didn’t even use much force, and I already made this bastard poop.”

Noticing the gazes of the people around him, Bai Mao explained very innocently.

At this moment, a surge of anger instantly rushed through Han Yuyao!

This was their Criminal Investigation Brigade’s newly acquired police car! This was the first time they used it, and such a thing happened!

Is it dirty? Is it disgusting?

Although she didn’t know how Huang Yu did it.

But she knew that, according to what she had just heard, it definitely had something to do with this bastard.

Immediately, she grabbed his ear, twisted it a circle, and brought it close to her mouth.

Pain!

The intense pain from his ear made Huang Yu grimace slightly.

“Bastard! What exactly do you want to do! Try making another small move!!”