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178: Diarrhea in the crotch!

Chapter 178: Diarrhea in His Pants!

Huang Yuhan felt a natural resistance to marrying Ye Fan. How could she possibly like this incredibly arrogant guy?

Compared to her older brother, this person was less than one ten-thousandth, not even worth a single finger.

“Is this the legendary Medicine Saint’s successor?”

“And it’s the old trope of coming to propose.”

“According to standard plot, if they forced a cancellation of the engagement, there would definitely be a ‘thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river, do not bully a young man into poverty’ moment.”

“But if they agreed, they would surely be scammed until not even bone dregs remained.”

After all, these Protagonists of Destiny always focused on the present and ignored the consequences.

If they offended an enemy one day, the Huang Family would probably be the first to be annihilated, used to draw hatred.

Looking at these shiny, lustrous Medicinal Pills, Huang Yu directly took them and examined them closely.

Meanwhile, Ye Fan’s face always held a disdainful smile.

“Medicinal Pills? You say there’s no problem, so there’s no problem? Why don’t you eat one and show us?”

The moment the Medicinal Pills were returned to Ye Fan, Huang Yu activated his storage space.

Immediately, he took out the Medicinal Pills he had prepared earlier from his space.

After acquiring the System’s Divine-Grade medical skills, he had also made quite a few Medicinal Pills himself.

And he happened to have a bottle of Medicinal Pills that were similar to these, except these Medicinal Pills all caused diarrhea.

If someone ate one, they would definitely be running to the toilet so much within three minutes that their own mother wouldn’t recognize them.

Ye Fan looked at Huang Yu’s suspicious expression, and the disdain on his face grew even thicker.

“Indeed, you are a frog in a well, a narrow-minded person!”

“Let me show you what it means to truly bring the dead back to life and regrow flesh on bones!”

Immediately, Ye Fan directly picked up the Medicinal Pills and swallowed them all at once.

Even Huang Yu was startled by this.

This guy was incredible, after all, the potency of this medicine was extremely strong.

Eating so many, he probably wouldn’t be able to stop it.

“I have proven the efficacy of the medicine; there is no problem.”

“Also, if possible, I would like to represent the Royal Family in the Ancient Martial Arts Tournament!”

The Royal Family had always refrained from participating in such events, but at this moment, Ye Fan’s eyes were filled with Battle Intent.

After all, in his plan, using the Royal Family to enter the Ancient Martial Arts world was a crucial step.

He wanted the Royal Family to become the leader of the next generation of Ancient Martial Arts families.

“Young man, perhaps you are speaking too soon.”

Even Old Master Huang was angered by this.

Old Master Huang slowly walked out from somewhere, his gaze, stern without anger, fixed on Ye Fan.

It was a gaze honed in mountains of corpses and seas of blood, as if the killing intent was about to solidify.

Despite being startled, Ye Fan still forcefully composed himself and stubbornly said,

“Old Master, what advice do you have? Just bring it on.”

“Young man, what big words!”

Old Master Wang did not speak, but instead tapped his cane, and instantly, a dozen or so figures appeared from all directions, as if by prior agreement.

Almost without exception, these people were dressed in military green clothes, exuding a uniform andKill aura.

One look was enough to tell they were from special forces.

“Since that’s the case, then let’s have a lesson.”

Ye Fan looked at the people around him, without the slightest fear in his heart, and directly made a welcoming gesture, his eyes extremely provocative.

These few people around him were elites among elites; how could they tolerate such provocation? After receiving Old Master Huang’s permission, they charged forward directly.

However, the moment they charged forward, Ye Fan’s face instantly changed.

“Wait!”

He was about to shout for them to stop, but because the shouts of those few people around him were too loud, no one heard him at all.

It is well known that a person is most vulnerable when defecating.

Even the weakest attack cannot be withstood.

And at this moment, Ye Fan was in such a state.

For every attack from the people around him that he blocked with his hand, as his upper body released strength, his lower body would lose a restrictive force.

Almost at the moment of bursting the dam, Ye Fan instantly tightened his anus, forcefully stopping it.

But the people around him would not go easy.

With punches and kicks, Ye Fan quickly fell to the ground.

And with waves of sharp pain coming from his body, Ye Fan could no longer endure it; his entire body’s tension finally reached its limit.

Almost instantly, he widened his eyes.

Finally, unable to bear it, he shouted, “Ah!!!!”

Everyone else only thought he was screaming because he was being beaten and couldn’t take it anymore.

And with these desperate screams, Ye Fan’s body began to make popping sounds!

At this moment, someone suddenly shouted,

“Oh my god, this guy was beaten until he shat himself!”

“It stinks!”

“How embarrassing!”

“And he dares to come propose with this?”

These mocking and harsh words fell into Ye Fan’s ears, as if his heart was bleeding. He buried his head deeply, not daring to make eye contact with anyone, especially Huang Yuhan.

What on earth happened!!

Ye Fan roared desperately in his heart. He couldn’t understand for the life of him why he had suddenly gotten diarrhea, and the unstoppable kind, after only eating the Medicinal Pills he had refined himself?

With everyone’s punches and kicks, he didn’t even have a chance to use silver needles to treat himself.

Under the command of the Royal Family’s patriarch, Ye Fan was directly carried and thrown out of the main gate.

The strong stench on his body immediately drew the attention of passersby, who cast disgusted glances at him.

Ye Fan naturally didn’t want to become the target of public criticism.

He had previously investigated the criminal he had dealt with.

It was said that the criminal had once gone viral online for a video of him streaking while clutching his crotch.

He definitely didn’t want a video of himself, stinking and shitting, to appear on the headlines the next day!

Thinking of this, Ye Fan began to run desperately.

He wanted to hail a taxi to get back quickly, but no one was willing to accept his ride.

Helpless, Ye Fan simply scanned a shared bicycle by the roadside and then began to pedal desperately.

After pedaling for about half an hour, he finally arrived at the previous alley.

“Brother Ye Fan, you’re back!”

Wang Xue stepped forward, wanting to greet Ye Fan, but suddenly caught a foul smell, her eyes filled with shock.

“You, you pooped in your pants?”

“No!”

Ye Fan’s eyes were flustered as he hurriedly replied, then threw down the shared bicycle and ran madly upstairs.

Wang Xue looked at the yellow liquid constantly flowing from his pant legs and the brownish-yellow substance on the shared bicycle, feeling a wave of nausea.

Originally, she had thought her godmother’s words made sense, that Ye Fan might be someone worth entrusting herself to.

Now, it was different.

At this moment, Wang Xue’s good impression of Ye Fan was completely gone.

However, who cared, he still had over 500,000 yuan, which was the bonus after dealing with Xiao Zhan.

Wang Xue was determined to get her hands on it no matter what.

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