46: Chapter 46 I'm waiting for the medicine to take effect, what are you waiting for?
Yin Chaoge and the other four truly wished that what they had heard was a hallucination, but Su Yi's next words completely cast them into the abyss.
Su Yi spoke with a hint of pity, trying to console them: "Go occupy a latrine stall first. I specially concocted it, and its medicinal effect is very potent; even at the Foundation Establishment stage, it can make you dehydrate from diarrhea."
The five of them immediately experienced a tremor in their pupils. Watching Su Yi walk towards the Martial Arts Arena, a sliver of murderous intent rose in all five of their hearts simultaneously.
It's not like we're fighting you, so why do we have to suffer too!
Even the perpetually arrogant Yin Chaoge couldn't hold it together anymore. On the verge of breaking down, he was just about to curse: "Fuck you..."
A rumbling sound from his intestines made him shiver involuntarily. Yin Chaoge's heart sank instantly: "It wasn't a joke; Su Yi actually drugged the breakfast!"
Yin Chaoge only felt slight intestinal discomfort, while Shi Buran and Wen Daoyi had eaten less and didn't feel much yet.
However, it was different for Ling Yao and Xiao Tian, as Body Cultivators naturally eat more and have better digestion.
Before Su Yi had even finished speaking, the two of them had already felt some discomfort.
Originally, they wanted to wait until they finished watching Su Yi's defeat before taking care of personal business.
Now, the two of them finally realized the overwhelming, heaven-defying urge to defecate surging within their bodies!
Xiao Tian clenched his legs tightly, trembling all over as he looked at Su Yi; even now, he didn't understand why Su Yi had to drug them too.
Shi Buran whispered: "Only if we eat the same as usual will it not arouse Senior Brother Gu's suspicion, Su... uh..."
While speaking, the originally compassionate expression on Shi Buran's face changed drastically, and the corners of his mouth began to twitch slightly.
He had originally wanted to use his True Qi to dissolve the medicinal power, but the medicine Su Yi used was very peculiar; it could actually devour the True Qi within the body and stimulate an even greater medicinal effect!
Wen Daoyi's face turned pale and flushed at this moment. For someone as introverted as her, she could only curse Su Yi for being sleazy!
"Woo... Su... Su Yi, I... I am going to kill you!" Ling Yao turned and pushed through the crowd, rushing straight out, turning her head to glare fiercely at Su Yi's back.
The surging discomfort within her body made Ling Yao's body tremble violently again.
She would definitely repay this humiliation tenfold, no, a hundredfold later!
Biting her lip hard with her two small canine teeth, she had already stamped a death sentence on Su Yi in her heart!
Su Yi, who had his back to the group and dared not turn around, was only praying in his heart, never daring to look at the almost tangible murderous intent behind him.
There was really no other way, which is why Su Yi resorted to such underhanded tactics.
After having his brain running at high frequency for seven or eight days, Su Yi was almost going crazy, and he didn't care if he had found a way to go fifty-fifty with Gu Wanquan.
A fifty-fifty split in front of a Child of Destiny meant failure, so Su Yi could only think of some underhanded tricks to increase his winning percentage.
Before his Transmigration, Su Yi, who was familiar with various Pill Formulas in immortal path, chose a "Clearing Pill" with decent medicinal power!
The so-called Clearing Pill is a type of Medicinal Pill similar to washing the marrow and cutting the tendons, used to remove Impurities from the body.
Practitioners stimulate the medicinal power through True Qi, which instead increases the effect.
The only side effect is that it causes incessant diarrhea!
Because it was refined using over a dozen water-attribute Spiritual Plants, the medicinal effect was incredibly smooth.
If he hadn't been truly out of options, Su Yi wouldn't have thought of such a low-class method.
It wasn't that he didn't want to fight, but the opponent was truly too strong; he really couldn't beat him!
Asking himself to fight Gu Wanquan, who had comprehended the Nine Swords of the Sword Immortal, even if Su Yi knew the entire storyline of immortal path, Su Yi felt he had no hope of winning.
It was like going to a company on the first day, and the boss giving you the first task of taking down Jack Ma within ten days, allowing the company to replace Alibaba's position in the country.
Isn't that ridiculous?
Now his main quest was similar to this situation.
Regarding drugging, if he confessed to the people in the courtyard, these Prodigies certainly wouldn't cooperate with him and would instead be ashamed to be associated with him.
So Su Yi could only wrong the others in the courtyard, letting them finish this play without knowing the truth.
Fearing the medicinal effect wouldn't be enough for the Child of the Version, Su Yi even stopped Gu Wanquan and added triple the amount into that bowl of rice porridge they toasted with.
Even if Gu Wanquan was the Child of the Version, he was currently at the Qi Refinement Stage.
The amount Su Yi gave him, even if the Sword Immortal were to reincarnate, would still have to clench his buttocks and find an outhouse!
Walking onto the Martial Arts Arena, facing Gu Wanquan in front of him, Su Yi looked at his opponent with a serious expression.
Anyway, since he had already done it, the chaos behind him was no longer important.
And Su Yi's appearance also caused quite a commotion.
The reason was simple: Su Yi's character modeling was just too top-tier!
It was originally the effect of Su Yi's extreme facial sculpting, plus the bonus of his Born Alluring Talent.
Many Qi Refinement Stage Disciples who had just entered cultivation looked at those expressive peach-blossom eyes and wondered in their hearts: "What if Su Yi gets hurt in the competition?"
Thinking of this, both men and women felt a slight tightness in their hearts, as if they saw Su Yi making a small beast-like whimper after being injured, and couldn't help but feel a sour, heartache-inducing sensation.
On one side was the gentle-as-jade Gu Wanquan, and on the other was the Peak-visuals Su Yi; the audience below didn't know who to support.
"Brothers, don't fight, my heart will ache!"
"I suggest both advance; I'll be sad whoever loses!"
"Who is that little brother in white clothes and black pants? How is he almost as handsome as me?"
"Isn't that Brother Shuizi? When he joined the sect, he stood next to me, he smelled so good!"
...
The two hadn't even started fighting, just appeared, and the audience below was already in chaos.
In the main hall, a group of old men who were originally fighting over Gu Wanquan as a Disciple couldn't help but nod repeatedly as they watched Su Yi appear.
"This child has my demeanor from back then!"
"Nonsense, you have the nerve to say that with your shoehorn face? He clearly looks seventy percent like me!"
"Hilarious, two old virgins are starting to fantasize!"
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People are visual animals after all, even if they are great cultivators who have seen a lot of the world.
When seeing beautiful things, they will also have the desire to appreciate them.
Even if his talent is not as good as Gu Wanquan's, taking such a Disciple and looking at him every day is pleasing to the eye!
Only the average-looking Sect Leader Zhenxiazi was not impressed by Su Yi, and even had some hostility, unable to help but snort coldly: "What's the use of looking good? Just watch, my Disciple will win the top prize in the grand competition and enter the inner sect as the chief!"
The group of old men around all fired back at Sect Leader Zhenxiazi:
"It's not that I'm saying anything, but it's been nearly a hundred years, can you still not forget that Junior Sister who was snatched away by a handsome guy?"
"No wonder you have so much hostility towards us, you've hated handsome men since then!"
"I heard the Sect Leader spent ten years resolving his mental block; looks like it will take another ten years!"
...
The chattering words of the group of old men dug up Sect Leader Zhenxiazi's old secrets from decades ago.
Sect Leader Zhenxiazi, whose face instantly flushed red, finally broke down and cursed: "You dogs, nobody is leaving today, I will challenge you one by one!"
Ignoring the sounds outside, Su Yi was about to face his first tough battle after his Transmigration!
Su Yi looked at Gu Wanquan, who was standing there with his white clothes fluttering, just waiting quietly for him to attack.
Su Yi also calmly closed his eyes slightly, without making any moves.
Anyway, Su Yi was not in a hurry; the longer it dragged on, the more favorable it was for him!
"I am waiting for the medicinal effect, what are you waiting for?"
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