86: Chapter 86: I only knew they were twins, but I never imagined they would be this similar.
Looking at Teacher Su's flushed face, I guessed she must have run all the way back.
This sister of mine is becoming more and more clingy; now, she doesn't even feel comfortable leaving me alone on the roadside just to go buy some water.
Teacher Su was stunned for a moment, then quickly explained, "It's not what you're thinking."
I have to say, seeing her looking so flustered is actually quite cute.
Yun Zhuo laughed and said, "Then what is it? Do you want to look in a mirror? Your thoughts are written all over your face."
"Ah! Really?" Teacher Su subconsciously touched her face.
"Actually, my charm isn't as great as you think; you're just overthinking because you care. It's like someone who suddenly comes into a large sum of money and immediately feels like everyone in the world is plotting against them."
Teacher Su thought for a moment. "What you said doesn't seem unreasonable."
"There you go. You know what? Actually, this kind of worry you have is very easy to solve."
"You do?"
"Of course." A sly smile appeared on the corner of Yun Zhuo's mouth. He beckoned to her, "Come here, sit beside me, and I'll tell you slowly."
"This..." Teacher Su subconsciously looked around, but Yun Zhuo grabbed her hand and pulled her to sit down beside him.
She just wanted to stand up, but was pressed down by Yun Zhuo again. "Turn on your wristband."
"What for?"
"Why so many questions? Be obedient, turn on your wristband, and open the short video app you usually like to scroll through."
As soon as the holographic screen popped up on Teacher Su's wristband, Yun Zhuo reached out and helped her click into the short video app.
Search: How to keep your boyfriend from going out to drink.
Soon, a bunch of videos popped up on the app, and Yun Zhuo randomly clicked on one.
Suspect your boyfriend is going out to drink with other women? Of course, you put him into a 'sage mode.' When he's strapped for cash, how would he have the heart to think about such things?
By the same logic, if you want your boyfriend to have no interest in other women when he goes out, you can do the same thing.
Just put him in 'sage mode' before taking him out, wouldn't that solve it?
So the question is, how do you get your boyfriend into 'sage mode'?
Although the video omitted the most important middle process, Teacher Su is a clever little thing; she immediately filled in the blanks in her mind.
But today, Teacher Su stared blankly for a long time at the smug heroine and the lifeless hero in the bedroom scene of the video.
Just when Yun Zhuo thought she was up to no good again and leaned in to get a better look, she finally snapped back to reality.
With red ears, she spat out a curse.
"Pah, pervert."
"Calling me a pervert again?" Yun Zhuo rested his hand on the back of the bench, leaned forward, and said in a low voice, "Do you believe that starting today, I'll begin to abstain from lust?"
Yun Zhuo's breath blew against the stray hairs on her forehead, and she shyly dodged to the side.
Yun Zhuo noticed that Teacher Su seemed a bit off today.
This shyness didn't seem like something she could fake.
But just then, a shout of anger came from the side: "Yun Zhuo!"
Followed by the rapid sound of high heels clicking against the pavement.
Just as he was about to turn around, his ear was pinched by someone.
"What are you doing, you brat?"
Yun Zhuo looked up and was stunned.
"Teacher Su?"
Then he turned his head back to look at the Teacher Su on the bench.
That Teacher Su stood up.
"Little sister."
"Sister?"
"Sister?" Yun Zhuo slapped his forehead. He finally remembered that Teacher Su had mentioned she had a twin sister. So, this person was her sister!
But, they looked too much alike! They looked so similar that he had completely ignored the obvious flaw that their clothes were completely different.
"Um, Teacher Su, if I said I just mistook your sister for you, would you believe me?"
"Hmph!" The younger Teacher Su let go of Yun Zhuo's ear. "What else can I do if I don't believe you?"
"Here, the milk you wanted to drink!" After saying that, the younger Teacher Su slammed a carton of milk into Yun Zhuo's hand and then turned to link arms with her sister.
"Sister, why are you here?"
"I heard you guys were here, so I came to check. How are you doing lately?"
The younger Teacher Su turned back and glared at Yun Zhuo: "Everything is fine, except for this little guy who is always getting on my nerves."
"Hey, Teacher Su, you need to speak with a clear conscience. How have I been getting on your nerves?"
"I'll clear your head." She tossed her head and said to her sister, "See? This is how he usually annoys me."
The older Teacher Su looked confused, clearly not understanding. The words seemed perfectly normal; how was that annoying?
When the younger Teacher Su saw that her innocent sister didn't understand, she had no choice but to demonstrate it for her.
When the older Teacher Su saw her clawing hand coming over, she instinctively shielded her chest and bent down to dodge.
Of course, with people passing by on the main road, the younger Teacher Su couldn't actually grab her; she was just making a gesture.
"Understand now?"
The older Teacher Su nodded. So 'speak with a clear conscience' meant that. He really was a pervert.
With that thought, she looked back at Yun Zhuo.
The younger Teacher Su also turned back and glared at him.
Yun Zhuo said, "Hey, hey, can you two not stand so close? And look at me at the same time?"
"What's wrong? What's wrong with me looking at you?" the younger Teacher Su said coquettishly.
"You guys doing that makes me think something is wrong with my eyes, like I'm seeing double."
The younger Teacher Su chuckled, gave a coquettish snort, and then turned back to act spoiled to her sister: "Sister, I'm hungry."
"Okay, I'll take you to eat. Cafeteria No. 55 has the roasted sweet potatoes you like. I've tasted them for you, and they are the best tasting ones among all the cafeterias."
"Really! No, I don't want to eat roasted sweet potatoes now. Can we get something else?"
Eating too much of that stuff makes one prone to farting. If that little scumbag were kneeling behind me and I couldn't hold one in, who knows what kind of things that brat would say to make fun of me.
"Hmm... The fish noodles at Cafeteria No. 68 nearby are also pretty good. How about we get some fish noodles to fill your stomach first? I'll treat you to a big meal tonight."
Yun Zhuo felt that the older Teacher Su was a total foodie; she knew exactly what was good at which cafeteria, and she had already gotten up to number 68.
Changing one every day, you wouldn't be able to finish them all in two months.
The younger Teacher Su nodded: "Hmm, okay, but let's skip inviting him."
After saying that, she turned back and looked at Yun Zhuo, "Hurry up, kid."
"I heard that; you guys aren't taking me to the big meal tonight."
"Who told you to be disobedient?"
"Where was I disobedient?"
"Still talking? If I hadn't come, were you going to read my sister's palm?"
"Didn't you say your charm is great? As soon as I see you, my IQ drops to zero, even if that person just looks very similar to you."
"Hmph, glib talker."
After that, she turned to her sister and said, "Sister, you heard it all, right? This is how I was tricked by this brat."
The older Teacher Su smiled slightly, thinking that little guy was really interesting.
Being with him, there must be no worries every day.
Walking with such a pair of twin goddesses whose beauty surpassed everything, they didn't seem to attract envy, jealousy, or hatred from others on the road.
Because when passersby were shocked by their beauty, they all assumed Yun Zhuo was just like them—a random passerby lusting after the two beauties.
Although he looked clean and handsome, it was absolutely impossible for him to chase after goddesses with such outstanding temperament and beauty.
Didn't you see that although the two of them were chatting and laughing on the road, there seemed to be an invisible barrier around them, isolating everyone else.
It wasn't until they entered the cafeteria and the younger Teacher Su personally handed him a bowl of fish noodles on a tray that the passersby could no longer stay calm.
No way! What kind of virtue or ability does that kid have to be served personally by a goddess?
The goddess even held his hand to find a seat!
Oh my god! Am I blind? Or am I not awake yet?