16: Dean's mouth

Vice Dean Wang, as the Vice Dean of Qingcheng Spirit Martial Academy, held very high prestige.

However, in his early years, he was injured while serving in the national combat forces!

His legs had hidden problems, and he had been confined to a wheelchair for twenty years!

Unexpectedly, he was standing here perfectly straight today!

What the Teachers did not know was that Vice Dean Wang could not only stand perfectly straight!

He could also run a 100-meter sprint in 9.6 seconds!

Vice Dean Wang was seen with an expression of great emotion.

The old man stroked his white beard, and a hint of fear even flashed in his eyes.

"It's quite laughable, but this morning I actually ran into Wei Xuan! Wei Xuan, he..."

"Ahem!"

The Dean let out a cough!

The meaning in his eyes was obvious!

Vice Dean Wang quickly reacted, "Ah, anyway, the moment I saw Wei Xuan, I felt that this child had finally taken that crucial step and overcome his difficulties. I was so excited for him! With this excitement, I stood up!"

Everyone around had an expression of realization.

"Wei Xuan is truly a good child, to have healed Vice Dean Wang's legs through such a fortunate Opportunity!"

"Cough, cough, yes! He is! A good child, a good child!"

"Teacher Sun, is your face better?"

"It's been a long time since I saw Teacher Zhao. What have you been busy with lately?"

"Sigh! Just busy with trivial things!"

"Oh! Teacher Chen, long time no see!"

"Oh dear, this new teacher is a bit young, huh? Wait? You look a bit like... Holy crap! Wei, Wei Xuan!"

A Teacher was just about to greet Wei Xuan, but the moment he recognized him, he nearly had his soul scared out of him!

As soon as the Teachers heard the two words "Wei Xuan," they quickly looked towards the corner!

"Oh my god!"

"Mama!"

"Oh~ No!"

In 0.01 seconds, everyone immediately distanced themselves from Wei Xuan!

Dozens of people were squeezed into the corner, their faces filled with panic!

The Teacher squeezed furthest inside couldn't even breathe!

He kept rolling his eyes!

Wei Xuan's face alternated between green and white!

Finally, it turned as black as the bottom of a pot!

Sure enough, you all know!

The Dean rubbed his forehead, and the moment he lowered his head, he quietly shut down his computer!

Wei Xuan asked with a cold face, "Teachers, why are you so distant from me? Where did Wei Xuan offend you?"

Because Wei Xuan had been at the Academy for eight years, he was extremely familiar with every single Teacher!

The Teachers wore bitter smiles.

"Wei, Wei Xuan, why aren't you going to class? That's not good!"

"Hey! That's right! Go to class! Little Ye, hurry back and teach Wei Xuan's class!"

"Wei Xuan, what are you saying? The Teachers were just praising you."

"Right, right, right!"

Wei Xuan sneered, raising his foot and walking towards the Teachers squeezed into the corner!

"Holy crap! Holy crap! Stop! Halt!"

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't walk forward anymore!"

"Don't you dare come over here! If you take one more step, I'll die right here in front of you!"

Wei Xuan looked at Teacher Zhao in the crowd.

He saw that she was being squeezed so hard that she was exhaling more than inhaling, and her chest was being squashed out of shape!

"Teacher Zhao, the Dean said you know too. Please come out!"

Teacher Zhao was stunned and pulled herself out of the pile of Teachers!

She turned around and cursed, "Which stinking pervert just touched my chest!"

The Teachers mumbled timidly.

Teacher Zhao gave Wei Xuan an awkward smile, "Wei Xuan, don't worry, I absolutely haven't told anyone!"

Wei Xuan looked helplessly at Vice Dean Wang, who was still trying desperately to squeeze further in, and said, "Elder Wang, you know too, don't you?"

Vice Dean Wang turned his head, swearing solemnly, "Kid Wei, rest assured, I absolutely didn't spread it!"

Wei Xuan's face grew even darker.

Then who said it?

It spread so quickly!

Wei Xuan gritted his teeth, looked at the other Teachers, and waved his hand weakly.

"Alright, Teachers, stop hiding. You all know, right?"

The Teachers looked at each other, then stopped squeezing, each one coughing to cover up.

Their eyes scanned everywhere!

Some looked at the ceiling, some looked at their shoes, some picked their nails,

And some were looking at Teacher Zhao's chest... The Dean was furious and slammed the table!

"Who spread this! Step forward! Why are your mouths so loose!"

Everyone looked towards the Dean... "Dean, didn't you tell me?"

"That's right, Dean, yesterday you insisted on pulling me aside to tell me!"

"What a coincidence! The Dean told me too. Yesterday, I was taking a dump, and the Dean just rushed right in!"

... At this moment, everyone's expression turned strange!

Wei Xuan watched the Dean, whose hands were trembling!

Did you become a repeating machine spirit?

So, you were the one who spread it to everyone?

And you chased people down to tell them?

The Dean blinked his eyes and couldn't sit still!

Vice Dean Wang slammed his palm onto the table, shattering the marble tabletop instantly!

"The one surnamed Qi! Didn't you say we shared life and death like brothers, and that you only told me?"

The Dean stared at the shattered table and swallowed hard!

The other Teachers couldn't hold back either, spitting saliva everywhere as they confronted the Dean!

"Dean, yesterday you said you only trusted me enough to tell me such a thing!"

"Oh, Dean, that's not right! You told me absolutely not to spread it, but you went and told everyone yourself!"

"You, Old Qi! Scumbag!"

... The Dean was completely paralyzed!

Did I really tell this many people?

Why does the Academy only have this few Teachers?

It's over. Will I, the Dean, die here today?

My mouth was just a little loose,

Who would have thought that I unconsciously told everyone!

He looked at Wei Xuan with a pleading gaze.

Wei Xuan took a deep breath and said in a deep voice, "Then may I ask everyone, did you tell the students?"

"No! Absolutely not!"

"Who is like our Dean! His mouth is looser than an old woman's belt!"

"We absolutely didn't spread the word!"

"Me neither! I guarantee it with my integrity!"

... Everyone swore solemnly, then looked at the Dean with disdain!

The Dean's old face was flushed red, like a ripe tomato!

Wei Xuan breathed a sigh of relief. Thank goodness!

His reputation could still be saved!

"Teachers, I think it's necessary to tell you the reason behind this!"

The Teachers tried hard to suppress their laughter!

But they still nodded cooperatively.

Wei Xuan then exhausted every vocabulary word he knew, using all sorts of flowery language and emptying his knowledge reserves. He spoke for a full hour, finally managing to explain the situation clearly.

He fabricated a small lie in some places!

For example, he described the body tempering pill as an iron ball!

After all, passing a Medicinal Pill? Who would believe that?

After this display of linguistic artistry.

Teacher Chen, who taught languages, looked gratified!

Vice Dean Wang stroked his beard and pondered, "So, it was a huge misunderstanding?"

"You accidentally swallowed an iron bead, which led to everything that followed?"

"And because something went wrong during cultivation, you couldn't control it and your clothes burst?"

Wei Xuan nodded repeatedly.

"Teacher Ye can testify!"

He looked pleadingly at Ye Qingwan.

Ye Qingwan was startled, finding Wei Xuan amusing at that moment, but she still acted as his witness.

"Yes, he is right!"

Everyone suddenly realized, then burst out laughing!

"I see, it was a misunderstanding! Look at the fuss this caused!"

"Kid Wei, I apologize!"

"I knew Wei Xuan wouldn't be that kind of person!"

The Dean was also stunned at this moment.

So that's what happened!

[Ding! Congratulations, Host, on completing the mission! You have received 972 points. Ahem, rounding it up, one spirit devouring butterfly knife!]

Wei Xuan's mouth twitched!

What the heck is 'rounding it up'!

Clearly, the author was just being lazy!

However, with 2,000 points, Wei Xuan felt more confident.

He also became curious about the prize.

spirit devouring butterfly knife?

Sounds quite interesting!

Since the matter had been clearly explained, Wei Xuan felt he should leave.

But, he was truly unwilling to just leave like this!

And so!

He shouted out loud,

"Dean, yesterday you said that the Teachers in the Academy were slacking off and decided to cut their wages. I disagreed. Now that all the Teachers are here, I feel that every Teacher displays the proper demeanor of an instructor, and they should be getting a raise!"

The Dean looked at Wei Xuan, startled, and then suddenly realized something was wrong!

"No! I didn't say that, don't talk nonsense!"

The Teachers closed in on the Dean, all of them rolling up their sleeves!

"Dean, explain yourself, who was slacking off?"

"Heh heh, I wondered why the Dean kept avoiding me lately. So this is what he was waiting for!"

"Dean! I only have that much salary, and you still want to cut it!"

"The one surnamed Qi! I think Kid Wei is right, my salary is indeed a bit low!"

"Dean, let's sit down and have a nice chat!"

"Kid Wei! Shut the door!"

"Roger that!" Wei Xuan, looking excited, stood outside and closed the door!

Inside, the Dean's hysterical shouts of anger could be heard, but they were quickly drowned out by the sounds of fighting.

Wei Xuan laughed out loud.

Serves him right!

That's what you get for spreading rumors one by one!

Ye Qingwan also walked out, standing beside Wei Xuan with a look of amusement and helplessness.

"The Dean won't be beaten to death, will he?"

"Don't worry, the Dean's Realm is very high! He's thick-skinned and durable!"

"That's good, that's good. Then... why don't we go in and kick him a couple of times too?"

"Well..."

"Let's forget it. I always respect my Teachers and Elders and love the young. How could I do something so beastly!"

"..."