189: Call me Uncle
Under the cover of night, a Bentley Flying Spur sped along!
The four men inside the car were sweating profusely from anxiety!
Each of them was kneeling on the seats, with bandages wrapped around their rear ends!
These four people were none other than the Four Tang Brothers! They were the four sons of Tang Hanqing!
The eldest was Tang Binghua, the second was Tang Binchen, the third was Tang Binli, and the fourth was Tang Binzun!
The eldest roared, "Faster! Go faster!"
The second brother said impatiently, "I'm practically shattering the accelerator! How much faster do you want me to go?"
The fourth brother sighed deeply!
"What exactly is Dad doing? Does dealing with a Xue Shuhan take this long? We haven't heard anything yet."
The third brother stammered, "Dad hasn't also been... by Wei Xuan, has he?"
The four men simultaneously looked at the bandages on their behinds and shivered in unison!
( ´ ◔ ‸ ◔ ` ) "It's... it's not impossible!"
"That thing is impossible to guard against!"
The eldest covered his face and said, "We'd better prepare more bandages!"
... At the Sabertooth Tiger Base,
In the pitch-black dining hall,
Inside a wine vat,
Tang Hanqing suddenly woke up! His face was covered in cold sweat!
He rubbed his head,
and looked around!
His face was full of astonishment!
∑ ( O _ O ; )
"Where the hell is this?"
"Why aren't the lights on?"
"Holy crap! Which Grandson threw up in this?"
Tang Hanqing struggled fiercely,
and only then managed to poke his head out of the vat!
He was panting heavily!
He looked around, utterly bewildered, and was stunned when he saw the twenty-meter-long dining table!
Suddenly, scenes flooded into his mind!
Tang Hanqing's expression gradually stiffened!
ヾ ( ⌐ ■ _ ■ ) "Hiss~ I seem to have done something outrageous!"
Damn it, I actually swore brotherhood with All members of Sabertooth Tiger?
And I crawled into the wine vat myself, drinking and throwing up?
If this gets out, won't my reputation be completely ruined!
No way, no way!
I must leave immediately!
While nobody has noticed me yet!
Tang Hanqing tiptoed furtively to the window, quietly opened it, and swung his two long legs out!
He took a deep breath, and then lightly jumped!
The entire Old Man seemed to transform into a nimble fish, performing three and a half forward somersaults in the air, followed by a mid-air split! He then executed an Antelope Leap, followed by a handstand split, rapidly spinning in a T-shape!
Like a paper dragonfly, he floated around in the air, his posture graceful, resembling a startled swan!
Just as he was about to touch the ground, he elegantly adjusted his clothing!
He flipped in the air, his toes landing lightly, without even kicking up a speck of dust!
Tang Hanqing stood straight, hands raised high.
His eyes scanned the surroundings; there was silence!
A slight curve appeared at the corner of his mouth!
"Good thing no one is here!"
The moment his voice fell!
Suddenly!
"Click!"
"Whoosh!"
More than a dozen large searchlights shone simultaneously onto Tang Hanqing!
Countless lights lit up the Sabertooth Tiger Base!
At this moment, it was like Daylight!
Looking around, it was full of people!
( 。 - ω - ) - ω - ) - ω - ) ... All members of Sabertooth Tiger looked at the Old Master Tang with awe!
Their phones were practically shoved into his face!
Wei Xuan spun his chair around abruptly!
Pointing at Tang Hanqing, he shouted excitedly, "I want you!"
Tang Hanqing's face darkened!
Damn it!
This is outrageous!
What level of alertness do these people have!
Wei Xuan walked over, grinning, and said, "Brother Qing! Where are you going so late at night?"
Tang Hanqing's mouth twitched!
"I..."
Xue Shuhan came up and said, "Brother Qing, have you sobered up?"
Tang Hanqing's eye twitched uncontrollably!
Wang Xuan came forward with a mischievous smile!
"Brother Qing, you weren't trying to slip away, were you?"
Everyone looked at Tang Hanqing with suspicion!
Tang Hanqing gave a bitter smile!
"No! It's just that I'm old, and I wanted to stretch my muscles and bones!"
Wei Xuan chuckled oddly, "This is the first time I've seen someone stretch their muscles and bones by jumping off a building! Brother Qing is still robust!"
Tang Hanqing's mouth twitched!
Just then,
a piercing screech of brakes was heard!
It lasted for four or five seconds!
Then a "Bang!" sound was heard!
Faint sounds of angry cursing arose.
Everyone was stunned!
In a moment, four dark figures with bandages wrapped around their behinds leaped down from the wall!
Their movements were extremely dashing!
The four men exchanged glances and nodded!
They straightened up, ready to move!
The next moment,
the four men were instantly dumbfounded!
They saw a crowd of people nearby staring at them in surprise.
The men were startled!
"What the hell? We were discovered?"
"What kind of alertness is this, damn it!"
"Huh? That little thief!"
The four men turned their heads and indeed saw Xue Shuhan in the crowd!
Immediately, they were filled with rage!
"Grab him!"
"Go!"
The muscles in their legs tensed, and the next moment they were running, their speed like cheetahs!
The next second!
"Plop!"
All four men simultaneously fell into a trench!
"Oh ho ho ho! My butt!!!"
"Which son of a bitch is so thoughtless! Digging such a huge pit!"
"Damn it! I'm going to beat that bastard's butt until it's raw to vent my anger!"
"Beat it raw, and then beat it raw again! Make his butt rot forever!"
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"... Beep ---"
For a moment,
all sorts of foul language was spewed out!
They were just short of cursing their ancestors for eighteen generations!
The Sabretooth Tiger Group watched, completely dumbfounded!
What are these guys?
Wei Xuan was desperately holding back laughter.
( ́ ಢ . ◞ ౪ ◟ ಢ ‵ )
He poked Tang Hanqing's side!
"Brother Qing! You know these guys, right?"
Tang Hanqing's head was smoking, and his face was as dark as Black Flame!
He was trembling with anger!
Finally, he flashed and leaped into the pit!
Violent spiritual energy exploded in the pit!
A continuous booming sound rang out!
"Holy crap! Which old silver coin dares to sneak attack your dad!"
"You dog thing! You dare to jump down? Brothers, let's get him!"
"I am your father!"
"What the heck? Still cursing? Take this poison dart from me!"
"Oh wow! You've got some skills! Try this poisonous mist then!"
"Ah ah ah!!! Mama! Flying Heaven Rank!!!"
"Dark Attribute? Hiss~ It really is Dad!"
"Dad! Stop hitting us! Ah!!! Mercy, Dad!!!"
"..."
For a moment, dust flew everywhere, and the booming continued!
Ten minutes later,
Tang Hanqing was the first to walk out, followed closely by the four brothers, who were limping and supporting each other!
The Sabretooth Tiger Group wore strange smiles!
Xue Shuhan had just told everyone everything that happened at the hotel!
Only then did everyone realize that these four great masters were actually Tang Hanqing's sons!
The Four Tang Brothers looked up and saw Xue Shuhan grinning widely!
The third Tang brother was furious!
"Hey! That thief..."
Tang Hanqing immediately smacked him on the head!
The third Tang brother was utterly astonished!
"Dad, why did you hit me?"
Tang Hanqing's face was gloomy!
"Show some respect! Call him Uncle!"
The Four Tang Brothers widened their eyes!
"Dad, are you sick?"
"What's going on?"
Suddenly, the second Tang brother pointed at Wei Xuan, looking horrified!
"You... you, you, you, you're that perverted thief!"
Tang Hanqing raised his hand and smacked the second brother again!
His face got even darker!
"He is also your Uncle!"
The four brothers' eyes nearly popped out!
( ; ゚ Д ゚ i | ! )
"What? What the hell are you saying, Dad???"
Wei Xuan: ( ́ ಢ . ◞ ౪ ◟ ಢ ‵ )
PS: The author’s note is under review! Special thanks today to "I Miss My Cat" for the generous tip! The author is already laughing hysterically! Thank you, Boss!!!