38: Thousand Years of Killing
At this moment, the nine people no longer had the courage to pursue them.
One by one, they sat stunned on the road, quietly wiping the sewage off their bodies.
Liu One-Blade stood far away, pinching his nose, occasionally covering his mouth to let out a chuckle.
Jin Chuan's face was gloomy. He picked up his phone and made a call.
Since his phone was also covered in the yellow substance, Jin Chuan held the phone far from his face, put it on speaker, and roared.
"They ran away! It's up to you now!"
After speaking, he threw the phone away, looking at the spot where Sabertooth Tiger and the others had disappeared, revealing a cold, sinister smile.
"You won't escape! Ugh~"
... At this moment, inside the car,
Wei Xuan was excited and cackling with laughter.
He threw his head back and put his hands on his hips,
looking exactly like a major villain.
"These guys really can't handle a little trouble! Why aren't they chasing anymore!"
Qin Yi covered her mouth and chuckled, "How can you be so wicked!"
"They probably feel like dying right now!"
"Wei Xuan, how is your brain wired! You're too clever!"
Wei Xuan chuckled, his face full of arrogance.
Just then, Tiger inappropriately chimed in,
"Boss, the company is ruined!"
"It'll probably cost a million to repair."
Wei Xuan’s face instantly darkened!
It was extremely unsightly!
... "Boss, there's someone ahead!"
Wolf Han cried out in alarm.
Wei Xuan sat up and looked forward!
He saw a middle-aged man smoking a cigarette standing right in the middle of the road!
He completely ignored the vehicle driving toward him.
His unshaven face was marked by the vicissitudes of life.
He blew out a smoke ring and looked ahead indifferently.
Wei Xuan was startled,
"Is this Old Man trying to stage an accident? Dodge him quickly!"
Several Land Rovers veered off course, planning to drive around the man!
Unexpectedly, the man suddenly appeared directly in front of Wei Xuan's car!
"Holy crap! Does he have a death wish?" Wolf Han made an emergency turn and stopped by the side of the road.
The Land Rovers surrounded the man. The Sabretooth Tiger Group all got out of the cars, looking strangely at the middle-aged man.
Wolf Han was about to rush up and start cursing! Wei Xuan violently pulled him back!
He frowned as he looked at the man.
"What do you want?"
The man raised his hand and pointed at Qin Yi.
Wei Xuan’s expression instantly changed, and he started swearing! He cursed loudly!
"You old pervert!"
"Shameless!"
"A beast in human clothing!"
The man was instantly dumbfounded.
Qin Yi stood behind Wei Xuan, looking furious, and fiercely pinched his lower back.
The man's deep voice rang out,
"Leave the person here, then scram!"
Wei Xuan immediately refused!
"Holy crap! You're really arrogant, you said..."
The man suddenly unleashed his Aura, a Grandmaster Level field of pressure overwhelming the crowd.
Wei Xuan immediately wilted.
"Uh... how about we negotiate."
"How about we trade someone else?"
"Leave him!" Wei Xuan pulled the Crazy Old Man over, his expression serious.
The corner of the man's mouth curled into a dangerous arc,
"Are you messing with me?"
Wei Xuan paused. "Uh, I don't know your mother! Why would I mess with her?"
"Hiss~" Everyone gasped sharply.
Boss, this is a Grandmaster Level!
Do you have to be so tough!
This is too reckless!
You are a Spirit Apprentice Level, don't you remember?
This is a big shot!
Several veins bulged on the man's forehead, and he looked at Wei Xuan as if he were looking at a dead man.
"It seems you don't know how to write the word 'death'!"
Wei Xuan looked serious,
"Now you're wronging me! I know how to write it! Do you want to learn? I can teach you!"
The man could no longer restrain himself; his composure instantly broke, and he uttered a phrase passed down through thousands of years, "Nima..."
"Mother is here!" The Crazy Old Man roared!
The look in his eyes became unprecedentedly benevolent, like an old mother seeing her long-lost son.
"Mommy's good boy! Hurry! Let Mommy see you!"
... Everyone, including Wei Xuan, stared blankly!
The Tough Guy is awesome!
So arrogant!
Won't he get beaten into a pile of feces?
The man's face had already darkened, and he was trembling with rage, biting his lip tightly!
His eyes turned crimson, like a ferocious beast!
A roar was squeezed out of his mouth, "You are all going to die!!!"
He slammed a palm onto the Crazy Old Man's body!
With a sound like "Boom!", the Crazy Old Man's body lit up with golden light!
He was knocked to the ground!
He coughed incessantly, but he was unharmed!
The man retracted his palm, looking at the Old Man with great astonishment.
Wei Xuan let out a strange yell and quickly ran off with the Sabretooth Tiger Group!
"Tough Guy! If you beat the feces out of him, I'll give you calcium tablets!"
Golden light suddenly burst forth from the eyes of the Crazy Old Man lying on the ground, making the man stagger back a step.
He muttered, "Calcium tablets, must eat!"
Then, under the man's shocked gaze, the body of the lunatic Old Man emitted Blazing golden light.
His Aura was sharp and indestructible!
The man's pupils suddenly contracted.
He cried out in alarm.
"Grandmaster Level!"
The Crazy Old Man let out a strange, "Waa-yaa-yaa!" cry and immediately hugged the man, who was frozen on the spot!
His movements were decisive!
He suddenly delivered a knee strike!
A force equivalent to a thousand jun struck directly into the man's crotch!
"Crack!"
"Aooowwwwww~" The man's eyes were bloodshot and bulging, and his face was terrifyingly pale!
"Hiss~" Wei Xuan and the others felt their bodies tense up!
They all wiped off a cold sweat!
Who taught the Old Man these moves?!
The Crazy Old Man enjoyed himself immensely, addicted to the knee strikes.
The sound of "Bang! Bang! Bang!" was endless!
"Ahhh!"
"Stop it!"
"You f***ing stop it!"
The man’s miserable screams pierced the silent night sky.
Wei Xuan and the others winced.
A hurricane arose in the man's hands, and he frantically slammed it onto the Crazy Old Man's body.
Finally, the man managed to separate himself from the Crazy Old Man.
The man was hunched over, his face pale, sweat pouring down like rain.
His lips were white, and his thighs trembled violently.
Furthermore, bright red blood was flowing down his pant leg onto the ground!
Wei Xuan’s eyes lit up with excitement!
Because Wei Xuan had already silently arrived behind the middle-aged man!
The man was hunched over, his butt perfectly aimed at Wei Xuan.
How could Wei Xuan miss such a rare opportunity?
He chuckled, his eyes glowing green as he looked at the middle-aged man's rear.
He extended his finger, aimed at that 'budding back door,' and silently chanted,
"Blasting Finger!"
Then, a crimson flame erupted from his fingertip!
It shot toward the bullseye at an extremely fast speed!
The man suddenly felt his anus clench, as if a wave of heat had arrived behind him.
Just as he was about to dodge!
"Pfft!"
A Blazing, full sensation suddenly rushed into his heart!
The expression on the man's face instantly became stiff and dull!
In this moment, the world fell silent!
One second later... "Ah ah ah ah!!!"
"Aooaoao!!!"
"Facke! Facke!!"
A horrific, mournful scream scared away the owls on the roadside trees.
"Thump!" The man clutched his butt and fell to his knees, beating his head against the ground!
His face was wildly distorted, and he trembled, unable to speak!
Only his back door was still steaming, the heat slowly rising!
Everyone was stunned at this moment!
They watched in horror as Wei Xuan casually retracted his finger!
Then he even blew on it!
He whistled and walked over as if no one else was there, acting as if the previous event had nothing to do with him.
The Sabretooth Tiger Group broke out in cold sweat.
Boss, so this is how you use your Battle Technique!
Scorching Flower Finger?
We absolutely cannot play the 'Thousand Years of Pain' game with the Boss ever again!
This would actually stab a person to death!
At this moment, everyone looked at the man kneeling on the ground and screaming miserably, feeling a bit of pity.
The Crazy Old Man didn't waste any time, though—for calcium tablets, he would do anything!
He flashed in front of the man and delivered a critical punch to his stomach!
The red number 9999 instantly appeared on the screen!
The man's body immediately convulsed!
A stream of yellow substance innocently sprayed out from his back door!
It shot out a full three meters!
The man slowly collapsed onto the ground, his body twitching, two lines of tears flowing from his eyes.
"Tsk tsk tsk~"
"Awesome!"
"As expected of a Grandmaster Level Martial Artist, he can spray that far!"
"He really got the feces beaten out of him!"
A wave of discussion came from the crowd.
The Crazy Old Man ran over excitedly, holding out his hand like a child asking for candy.
"Want to eat, calcium tablets!"
Wei Xuan waved his hand, redeemed a calcium tablet from the System Store, and gave it to the Crazy Old Man.
Black Flame wore a look of resentment.
Wei Xuan took photos of the man from various angles, then, satisfied, swaggered away.
He left behind only one man silently weeping in the quiet night.