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369: The curse is in full force! How do you fight back when your pants have fallen down?
"F*ck! Don't get too cocky!"
Adam Smith, having been pushed back, did not give up.
"Thunder Titan: Divine Punishment!"
Adam roared, not caring about holding back his strength anymore, and unleashed his ultimate move.
Around the electronic eye in the sky, a pitch-black thundercloud condensed out of thin air.
Boom!
A golden bolt of lightning as thick as a water barrel descended like a sword of divine punishment, striking directly at Long Xiya!
At the same time, Arthur also made his move.
"Holy Light: Judgment Cross!"
The broadsword in his hand erupted with dazzling white light, transforming into a giant cross that sealed off all of Long Xiya's retreat paths.
Even Sato Ryuichi, who had been beaten until he vomited blood, gritted his teeth, a flash of madness in his eyes.
"Secret Technique: Swallow Return!"
He suppressed his injuries, his figure folding into three afterimages in mid-air, sealing off Long Xiya's last space for evasion.
A three-sided siege!
These three guys knew very well that in a one-on-one fight, none of them were a match for this female lunatic.
If they wanted to seize the Golden Platform, they had to take her down first!
"Despicable!"
On the Xia Country side, Thunder Breaks Heaven was so anxious he crushed the scrap of metal in his hand, "These bastards are actually playing dirty with a gang-up!"
Long Xiya was at the center of the storm, her golden vertical pupils shrinking sharply.
She felt the pressure.
Immense pressure.
Even though she was LV99, the three opponents opposite her were no pushovers; their levels were all above 96, and they were holding Mythical-grade weapons.
If she took this wave of focused fire head-on, she would lose a layer of skin even if she didn't die.
But she couldn't retreat.
If she retreated, the Golden Platform would be lost.
"Want to kill me? Then let's see if you have the teeth for it!"
The dragon blood in Long Xiya's body began to boil, and a layer of fine dragon scales appeared on her skin.
She was preparing to risk everything.
Just at this critical moment.
A soft but playful voice rang out in the communicator by her ear.
"Sister Shia, don't be afraid~"
"Watch me! Super Invincible Unlucky Person Curse... Activate!"
On the platform below.
Luo Xiaorou raised that strangely shaped monocular telescope, and in her pink pupils, that eerie, ghostly light flared up instantly!
[Curse of Misfortune: Activated!]
[Target locked: Adam, Arthur, Sato!]
[Curse effect: A random, extremely embarrassing, and fatal accident will occur!]
This curse was invisible and intangible, without even magical fluctuations, acting directly on the level of causality.
Mid-air.
Adam, who was just about to release the Thunder Divine Punishment, suddenly felt his waist loosen.
The belt buckle of his Titan battle skirt, which was crafted from Mythical-grade materials and claimed to be indestructible...
Snapped.
That's right, it just snapped.
Without any warning, and without suffering any attack.
The metal buckle seemed to suddenly have a mind of its own and popped right off.
Clatter!
The heavy battle skirt, under the influence of gravity, slid smoothly down Adam's thick thighs to his ankles.
At this moment, time seemed to stand still.
Adam's bright yellow boxer shorts, printed with a SpongeBob pattern, were exposed to the billions of viewers worldwide without any reservation.
"WTF?!"
Adam was at the critical moment of charging up his ultimate move, and the sudden chill on his lower body caused a sense of shame from the depths of his soul, making his brain instantly crash.
The violent thunder power within his body lost control instantly because he lost his focus.
Crackle!
The golden lightning that was originally striking toward Long Xiya exploded directly above his own head!
"Ah—!!!"
Adam let out a miserable shriek, his entire person electrocuted into an afro hairstyle by his own ultimate move, and he fell from the sky, smoking all over.
But it wasn't over yet.
On the other side, the Knight Arthur, who was preparing to release the Judgment Cross, didn't fare any better.
Just as he was about to swing his sword, he suddenly felt an incredibly intense itch in his nose.
That was a physiological instinct humans couldn't resist.
"Ah... Achoo!!!"
An earth-shattering sneeze erupted.
It didn't matter, but the broadsword in his hand, which was originally aimed at Long Xiya, shook, and the aim went completely off.
The giant cross of light grazed the top of Long Xiya's head and, as fate would have it, slammed into Sato Ryuichi, who had just tried to sneak an attack!
"Nani?!"
Sato Ryuichi was fully focused on preparing a backstab, how could he have expected his teammate to suddenly turn against him?
Boom!
He was hit head-on by the giant cross, and his whole body was knocked away like a baseball, slamming fiercely into the bronze stone platform in the distance, smashing the old man from A Country who was preparing to pick up the scraps into the water.
This series of events happened too fast, too absurdly, and too... comically.
The originally deadly situation turned into a farce in an instant.
Long Xiya was stunned.
She held her dragon spear, maintaining a defensive posture, looking at these three opponents who had suddenly "self-destructed," and for the first time, a look of confusion appeared on her cold and glamorous face.
This... what is going on?
Are these people here to be funny?
"Why are you zoning out? Occupy the platform!"
Su Mo's voice pulled her back to reality.
Long Xiya snapped back to her senses.
Although she didn't know what had happened, this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
"Dragon King: Roar!"
She didn't hesitate anymore, and the dragon spear in her hand transformed into a real crimson-gold fire dragon, letting out a roar that shook the soul toward the opponents who were still in a daze.
Boom—!
The terrifying airwave cleared away all obstacles in the vicinity.
Long Xiya flashed and landed steadily on the highest golden stone platform!
Hum!
A golden pillar of light shot into the sky, transforming into an indestructible energy shield, enveloping her within it.
[Congratulations! Xia Country representative Long Xiya has successfully occupied the Golden Stone Platform!]
[The entire Xia Country team has obtained exemption rights for this round!]
The dust settled.
Long Xiya stood within the light curtain, looked down at Luo Xiaorou who was making faces at her, and then looked at Su Mo, who was smiling with a punchable expression.
A complex emotion flashed in her golden vertical pupils.
She won.
It's just that this victory... why did it feel a bit unearned?
Especially that SpongeBob underwear... it was too hard on the eyes.
"Damn it! Damn it! My pants!"
Adam climbed up from the ground, holding his pants, his face as red as a monkey's butt, his eyes full of the madness of wanting to kill someone.
He, the dignified number one person of Eagle Sauce Country, the Thunder Titan, actually exposed his SpongeBob underwear in a global broadcast!
How was he supposed to show his face in the future?!
"I'm going to kill you all! Kill you all!"
Adam went crazy and wanted to rush up and risk his life.
But the shield of the Golden Stone Platform was already activated; that was the power of rules, and it couldn't be broken at all.
And the battle for the remaining silver and bronze platforms had already entered a white-hot stage.
If he kept entangled here, he wouldn't even get a scrap!
"F*ck!"
Adam could only endure the humiliation, turn around, and rush toward a silver stone platform nearby.
The werewolf from the Bear Country who originally occupied the silver platform saw this lunatic with murderous intent, holding up his pants, rushing over, and was so scared he let out an "Awoo" sound and turned to run to snatch a bronze platform instead.
...
Ten minutes later.
[The second round of trials has ended!]
The final results were out.
Xia Country's Long Xiya undoubtedly occupied the only Golden Stone Platform.
Eagle Sauce Country's Adam and Europa's Arthur each snatched a Silver Stone Platform.
Japan's Sato Ryuichi and Bear Country's werewolf barely managed to snatch a Bronze Stone Platform.
As for the remaining five countries...
[Punishment executed!]
Another round of cruel erasure.
This time, one couldn't even hear the screams; everyone was already numb.
Su Mo looked at the disappearing points of light, his face without the slightest ripple.
He walked to Luo Xiaorou's side, took a lollipop from his pocket, peeled off the wrapper, and stuffed it into her mouth.
"Well done."
"That's right!" Luo Xiaorou held the candy, smiling with her eyes curved, "Who let them dare to bully Sister Shia."
Long Xiya walked down from the teleportation array, the red armor on her body still carrying the unspent heat.
She walked straight to Su Mo, her long legs standing still in front of Su Mo.
"Just now..."
She hesitated for a moment, then asked, "Did you do it?"
"What did I do?" Su Mo spread his hands with an innocent expression,
"Adam's belt quality wasn't good, what does that have to do with me? Maybe he's been eating too much lately."
"..."
Long Xiya looked at his rogue appearance, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise slightly.
This smile was like an iceberg melting, breathtakingly beautiful.
"Regardless."
"Thanks."
She reached out, and that hand covered with dragon scale bracers reached out to a man for the first time.
Su Mo glanced at that hand and didn't shake it.
Instead, he grabbed her wrist and pulled her into his arms.
"Verbal thanks are so insincere."
Su Mo leaned into her ear, looking at the golden vertical pupils close at hand, his tone ambiguous, "Remember you owe me one time... offering yourself to me."
Long Xiya: ...