37: Chapter 37 Original Flavor Served

Li Mumu: "..."

"Deal!" Liu Lin replied on his brother's behalf.

Seeing Yun Xingxiao make such a ruthless move, the school representatives directly gave up on competing and chose other Professionals they favored.

"Good apprentice, can you call me Master now?" Yun Xingxiao said happily.

There was no helping it. The reason she was so persistent was simple: talent is hard to come by!

Besides, who wouldn't fight for a support-tank like Li Mumu, who could fill two roles by himself?!

Li Mumu smiled slightly and said, "Big Sister, I only agreed to enter Canghai University, I didn't agree to be your apprentice."

Rumble~~ Yun Xingxiao's face darkened, and she forced herself to laugh, saying, "Kid, are you playing with me?!"

Li Mumu shook his head.

"Principal Yun, taking a master is not child's play. A Professional can only recognize one master in their lifetime. I think after I enter Canghai University, it would be more reasonable to talk about apprenticeship after we get to know each other for a while."

Hearing this, Yun Xingxiao was stunned for a moment, feeling that Li Mumu made sense. As long as he successfully entered Canghai University, wouldn't apprenticeship just be a matter of time?

Thinking of this, Yun Xingxiao extended her pinky finger and said with a happy smile, "Then it's a deal, you must choose Canghai University."

Seeing Yun Xingxiao acting like a little girl, even liking to play the 'pinky swear, no changing for a hundred years' game, Li Mumu was speechless for a moment and slowly said, "Principal Yun, what about my 10 million scholarship?"

"No problem, it will be awarded at the opening ceremony." Yun Xingxiao patted her chest to guarantee it.

"What about the private underwear?" Liu Lin asked secretly from the side.

Yun Xingxiao teased, "No problem, become my apprentice, and I'll serve it original flavor."

Li Mumu: ( ￣ □ ￣ ； )

Liu Lin: ( ♦ ε ♦ )

"Sister Xingxiao, are you interested in taking a Light-type Priest as an apprentice? My conditions are simple; I don't want that 10 million..."

"Get lost!!!"

"Alrighty!"

Afterwards, the Professionals boarded the bus, each returning home to their own mothers...

Time came to evening.

"Sigh, finally home. It's still most comfortable at home."

"Auntie! Auntie!"

Li Mumu called out to Qian Xinyue a few times, only to find that she didn't seem to be home, and muttered to himself, "Could Auntie have gone to host an event again? Sigh, I've already told her, now that we have money, it's better not to do this streamer job."

Li Mumu took two bottles of iced cola from the refrigerator, handed one to Little Fragrant Pig, and then downed his in one gulp.

"Cola that isn't iced is just medicine, damn it!"

"Snort~~ Snort~~ (Agreed!)"

Then, Li Mumu lay on the sofa, scrolling through Douyin and Weibo. After playing for a while, he felt bored, so he opened a game called "Yuanshen."

In the game, Li Mumu was a cross-dressing character and even had a husband named Du Longzuan.

Meanwhile, on the Xiaohu App, a post titled "Beastman, Yun Xingxiao, Please Respect Yourself!" completely blew up that night.

"Holy crap, has everyone heard?! Goddess Yun was harassed at the assessment base today."

"By whom?! ( ▼ dish ▼ # )"

"A mutated Beastman Professional and a Light-type Priest. These two are despicable and dirty to a certain level; they actually used force to threaten and force her to let them peek at the Goddess's underwear."

"Wuwu... My Goddess is no longer pure."

"I want to kill them!!!"

"Same!"

"+1!"

"Who has their photos?"

"That's right, post the photos, let's issue a nationwide manhunt for them."

"I've already posted them. Everyone, send them to the fan groups too; beat them every time you see them!"

"Good!"

"Good!"

However, Li Mumu, who was playing "Yuanshen," was unaware of these things.

If Li Mumu knew, he would definitely storm over to Liu Lin's house tonight and beat him up severely.

Ding! Du Longzuan has logged on!

Du Longzuan: "Wuwu... Wifey, do you know? Today I almost didn't get to see you."

Sanmu: "What's wrong? ( ´ ･ ω ･ ) ﾉ ( ._. ` ) "

Du Longzuan: "It's a long story. Anyway, I almost died."

Sanmu: "I feel bad for you!"

Du Longzuan: "Sanmu, do you want to meet me offline?"

What!!! Meet offline? Why would a cross-dressing character meet up? Isn't it fine to just honestly carry me in the game?

Seeing this, Li Mumu was dumbfounded and didn't know how to answer.

If he met, the other party would find out he was a man, hehe... If he didn't meet, just hehe...

Just as Li Mumu was caught in a dilemma, Du Longzuan said something that left him between laughter and tears.

"Sanmu, don't overthink it! I was just touched by what happened today, so I wanted to see you and not leave any regrets."

"Also... I have a secret I want to tell you."

Li Mumu typed quickly, asking: "What secret?"

Du Longzuan: "Actually... I am a cross-dressing character, my real gender is a girl!"

∑ ( O _ O ； ) A girl using the name Du Longzuan? Playing so perversely?

Li Mumu silently tapped the nine-grid keyboard and replied: "Actually... I am also a cross-dressing character, my real gender is a boy."

Du Longzuan: "..."

Ding! Du Longzuan has logged off!

Li Mumu: "..."

Sure enough, online dating is unreliable, and meeting up is a disaster.

Let's study the system rewards instead and look at the descriptions of the newly acquired skills.

"Click to view Fiery Eyes Golden Pupils."

Fiery Eyes Golden Pupils: Sees through all illusions, spells, and formations in the world. When activated, the host gains magic immunity for one minute. Cooldown: three minutes.

Note: Magic immunity means magic attacks and control effects are ineffective against it, but true damage can still deal damage.

666.666.666. A silver-grade innate skill, another perverted defensive skill. Adding the bronze innate skill, in the future, when PK-ing or fighting monsters, I only need to watch out for Professions with true damage.

Not bad, really not bad!

"Click to view Sit You to Death."

Sit You to Death: Little Fragrant Pig instantly grows over ten times larger into a humanoid form, jumps up with great effort, and attacks the enemy with its buttocks, causing physical damage. Afterward, it bounces up and continues to attack surrounding enemies, causing damage while simultaneously applying stun and lifesteal effects. Cooldown: three minutes.

Lifesteal: 50% of the damage is converted into health, and 25% of that is transferred to the host.

A god-tier skill, truly a god-tier skill. It's actually a lifesteal skill that can feedback to the host; doesn't this mean I now have high defense, magic immunity, and can also lifesteal?

Hahaha... In that case, how are others supposed to play?!

I have to say, the silver skills raised Li Mumu's strength by a large margin and made up for quite a few shortcomings of the bronze grade.

"It seems that I now have the strength to contend with Gold-grade."

"System, use up the remaining 5 lottery pools all at once."

A Treasure Chest appeared in Li Mumu's mind. The Treasure Chest shook frantically.

A black lucky bag. A green lucky bag. A blue lucky bag. A purple lucky bag. A golden lucky bag.

Taking note of the previous lesson, Li Mumu prepared to open them one by one.

"Open the green lucky bag!" A green light flashed.

One million Crystal Coins. One hundred Spirit Banana Fruits. One hundred Blood Pills. One hundred Spirit Medicines. One hundred pieces of Spirit Iron. One hundred Talisman Papers.

Damn, it's actually a resource lucky bag. This is really garbage!