39: Chapter 39 Successfully Accepting a Disciple

Li Mumu was furious. He slammed his phone onto the floor and then slumped powerlessly onto the sofa, unmoving.

Two hours passed just like that.

Ding-dong~~

The doorbell rang.

Li Mumu walked toward the door, feeling listless.

He took a closer look.

Two Swordmen wearing black leather jackets with samurai swords at their waists were standing at the door.

One look at their attire and it was clear they were police.

"Something up?" Li Mumu asked, feeling guilty.

One of the officers, who had a mole by the corner of his left eye, checked his phone, then looked up at Li Mumu and slowly said, "Mr. Li, please come with us."

"Why?" Li Mumu asked, confused.

The officer patiently explained, "Your neighbor across the way filed a complaint against you. She said you were dancing erotically in the nude at home in the middle of the night, with the intent of sexually harassing her, so please come with us."

After speaking, the two officers took the completely bewildered Li Mumu back to the police station.

Forty-eight hours later.

Li Mumu returned home, looking haggard.

"Damn it! I don't accept this. She spied on me dancing in the nude, so why did they lock me up for 48 hours? What kind of twisted logic is that?"

"Fine, fine! Since that's how it is, I'll just spy back!"

"Second Innate Skill: Fiery Eyes Golden Pupils!"

Li Mumu widened his eyes and stared at the bungalow on the first floor opposite him. What came into view was a fair, tender, and beautiful woman bathing and changing clothes with her back to him.

Pfft~~

Nosebleed gushing out!!!

Can't look, can't look.

Li Mumu deactivated Fiery Eyes Golden Pupils and went back inside to fall straight asleep.

The next day.

Ding-dong~~

Li Mumu was sleeping groggily. After the bell rang for a long time, he finally crawled out of bed to open the door.

He took a closer look.

It was those two officers again.

"Something up?" Li Mumu asked, puzzled.

The officer with the mole by the corner of his left eye gave a strange smile and said, "Mr. Li, your neighbor across the way filed a complaint against you for using a skill to peep at her while she was bathing. Please come with us."

After speaking, the two officers once again took the speechless Li Mumu back to the police station...

Forty-eight hours later.

Li Mumu stormed over to the bungalow next door and pounded on the door.

Bang, bang, bang...

"Who is it!"

The door opened. Yun Xingxiao was wearing a bunny girl outfit, black fishnet stockings, and black pointed high heels. She was munching on a cucumber and met Li Mumu's gaze.

"Something up?" Yun Xingxiao wore an innocent expression.

Li Mumu broke down and said, "Big sister, did you do this on purpose?"

There was a hint of teasing in Yun Xingxiao's beautiful eyes as she said, "Apprentice, what are you saying? I don't understand at all."

"Oh, I know, you're here to get the 'original flavor' series. No problem, I've already saved up four days' worth."

Li Mumu: "..."

Forget it, if I can't win, I can at least avoid her.

Li Mumu turned around and left without another word.

But after only a few steps, a familiar voice came from behind.

"Little chick, little chick shiny and bright, elephant, elephant nose is long, up and down, spin around, left and right, bounce once, front and back, oh hmm tune..."

Yun Xingxiao toyed with her phone in her right hand and chuckled, "Good apprentice, if your master were to post this video on the school forum, do you think it would cause quite a sensation?"

Li Mumu: щ(゜ロ゜щ)

Li Mumu was freaking out inside. He immediately turned around, knelt on both knees, and kept kowtowing, saying, "Master, please, spare your humble apprentice's life!"

Yun Xingxiao smiled gently, "Are you sure you want to take me as your master? You're not being forced, are you?"

"Sure, certain, and definitely."

With his weakness in Yun Xingxiao's hands, how could Li Mumu dare to say no? He could only nod frantically and smile, accepting her as his master.

"Hmm, you're sensible. Come in and sit first."

Yun Xingxiao turned and went into the house, sitting on the sofa. Li Mumu followed behind, not daring to speak, standing silently to the side.

Seeing this, Yun Xingxiao patted the sofa to her left, signaling Li Mumu to come sit beside her. Li Mumu obediently followed suit.

As soon as he sat down, a faint, elegant fragrance permeated his lungs, tugging at his heartstrings. Fortunately, he kept his gaze straight ahead and didn't stare at Yun Xingxiao's bunny girl outfit; otherwise, under the double assault, he would definitely have had an unstoppable nosebleed and made a fool of himself on the spot.

For a moment, there was silence, and the atmosphere was slightly awkward. Li Mumu spoke up to break the deadlock, smiling and saying, "I didn't expect that you lived in this neighborhood too, Master."

"I didn't. I bought it four days ago and moved in with just my bags, thinking that living opposite might give me a chance to mess with you. I didn't expect that I'd receive the video that very night. And look, the opportunity came."

Seeing that the apprenticeship was a done deal, Yun Xingxiao no longer hid her words, and every sentence pierced Li Mumu's heart.

Ah! So sad, so mushroom.

Seeing Li Mumu's miserable expression, Yun Xingxiao couldn't bear it and comforted him, "Don't think about it anymore. The rice is already cooked. You should think about how to pass the Entrance Assessment instead!"

Li Mumu was confused upon hearing this and asked, "What the hell is an Entrance Assessment? Aren't I on the guaranteed admission list?"

"Uh~~" Yun Xingxiao blinked repeatedly, feigning cuteness, and said, "Only after you pass the Entrance Assessment will you get the ten million scholarship!"

Li Mumu: (T▽T)

"Alright, alright, don't be sad. As compensation, here's a reward for you."

Yun Xingxiao took a bag from under the sofa and handed it to Li Mumu, "By the way, before school starts, your master has to go on a long trip to take care of some business. During this time, you should level up more. See you when school starts!"

"Okay!"

Afterward, Li Mumu returned home alone and opened Yun Xingxiao's bag, discovering that it was full of women's underwear, stockings, high heels... and they seemed to have been used.

"Sigh!" Li Mumu lowered his head and sighed. "Why bother!"

[Ding! Because the host is too perverted, the system grants you the title "Super Pervert".]

Super Pervert: When the title is displayed, demonic beasts will feel fear, causing them to enter a state of madness that does not distinguish between friend and foe. Ineffective against Bosses.

After hearing the system's prompt, before Li Mumu could complain, he received a message from Liu Lin.

"Done. Found teammates, and there's a big spender for us to fleece."

Li Mumu was stunned for a moment and asked, "What does that mean?"

Liu Lin: "Remember Li Youqian? He's paying us to help him level up. One million per person, and if he upgrades to Silver, we get an additional three million each."

Li Mumu: "Where to? What time?"

Liu Lin: "Ancient Valley, tomorrow."

Li Mumu: "OK, send the meeting point. See you tomorrow."

The next day.

After arriving at the meeting point, Li Mumu soon saw his teammates who had been waiting for a long time.

"Sanmu, you're pretty quick!" Liu Lin waved at him from not far away and said.

Li Mumu smiled and said, "Of course, wherever there's money to be made, I have to show up!"

When the two walked closer, they high-fived three times and bumped hips. This was their signature celebration gesture between brothers.

"Brother Li, hello. I owe you for the last Dungeon Assessment. I hope we can cooperate happily this time."

The one speaking was none other than Li Youqian. He took the initiative to extend his hand toward Li Mumu.

Li Mumu stepped forward and shook it, as if they were old friends who hadn't seen each other in years, and said excitedly, "Young Master Li, thank you, thank you! In the future, if there's any work like this where we can fleece people, you must remember to call me!"

"Sanmu's products are guaranteed to be high quality. I can't speak for others, but I can give you a 1% discount... By the way, will that be 990,000 by card or transfer?"