55: Chapter 55 Kidnapping

Just as Li Mumu was fantasizing about living with his girlfriend.

Suddenly, a girl weighing around 200 jin walked into the room, grinning foolishly at Li Mumu.

Wang Baobao wore an expression of having successfully schemed, frowning as she said: "My good bestie, it seems I'm going to lose this round."

"Hee hee hee..."

The 200-jin girl laughed boisterously: "Sister Baoer, does that mean this little handsome guy is mine?"

Li Mumu was so scared that cold sweat streamed down his face, his hands shaking uncontrollably. Looking at the 3-4-5-6-7 straight in his hand, he played a card without hesitation.

"A 3!"

Wang Baobao gathered her cards and smiled, pursing her lips: "Pass!"

Rumble~~ A bolt from the blue.

Watching the 200-jin girl grinning as she pressed over towards him, Li Mumu was trembling all over, and he even heard her muttering.

"Sanmu, I am Du Longzuan, I'm your pretty female internet friend!"

"Mommy!!!"

Li Mumu woke up with a start from his dream, drenched in cold sweat. After calming down for a while, he picked up the phone beside him and glanced at it; it was past 1 AM.

"So it was just a dream, that scared me to death."

Ding dong!

Just then, while Li Mumu was still shaken, the doorbell rang.

"What's going on? Knocking on someone's door at 1 AM, aren't you afraid of being noisy!"

Although Li Mumu was complaining, his body honestly walked towards the door.

Upon opening the door, four burly, filthy, and foul-smelling men were standing there.

"Looking for me?" Li Mumu asked, puzzled.

"Second class skill: Uppercut!"

"First Class Skill: Front Kick!"

"Fourth class skill: Rising Dragon Fist!"

"Third class skill: Whirlwind Leg!"

The four burly men didn't say a word and immediately attacked. But Li Mumu wasn't a pushover, even facing four Platinum Fighters.

"first talent skill: Bronze Skin and Iron Bone!"

Clang!

Not a single drop of HP lost.

The four burly men were stunned for a moment, somewhat surprised by Li Mumu's formidable defense.

Li Mumu, however, looked annoyed and cursed at the four of them: "Who are you guys! Attacking as soon as we meet in the middle of the night, be careful or I'll call the police on you."

After saying that, Li Mumu took out his phone to dial 110.

But just then.

A dark shadow holding a red brick suddenly appeared behind Li Mumu, eyes staring coldly and fixedly at him.

"first talent skill: Brick!"

The shadow held the brick and smashed it hard against the back of Li Mumu's head.

Bang!

A solid hit, a critical strike.

Li Mumu hadn't expected the sudden attack at all. He rubbed the back of his head and turned to look at the assailant.

It was a middle-aged man with a face full of stubble...

Thump!

Li Mumu lost consciousness and collapsed to the ground.

Meanwhile.

Not far away, a young girl walked towards Li Mumu with graceful steps.

"Second Uncle, take him away."

"Little Mi Li, who is this guy, daring to offend our Nine Star Fortress's little princess?"

"Hmph! A scumbag who deceived my feelings!"

This was the last thing Li Mumu heard before completely losing consciousness.

Then, when he woke up, he found himself lying naked on a wooden bed.

Li Mumu: щ(゜ロ゜щ)

What's going on?

Where am I?

Why am I naked here?

Can someone tell me what happened?

Could it be... have I been defiled?

Just as Li Mumu was staring at his 'little brother' in a daze, deep in thought.

The door to the room was opened, and a line of young girls wearing strange costumes walked in. They went to the bedside, and without a word, each grabbed one of Li Mumu's limbs and lifted him up.

"Hey! What are you doing?"

"Son-in-law, we are here to bathe you!"

"Uh~~ No need, this is so embarrassing, I can bathe myself. Wait, what did you just call me?"

"Son-in-law!"

"Son-in-law?"

With a splash.

Li Mumu was roughly thrown into a wooden barrel full of hot water, and then the girls began tossing rose petals into the barrel.

Bathing his body, rose petals.

Soaking in the barrel, Li Mumu touched his chin and recalled something.

It was on a starry night in "Genshin", when Du Longzuan bought the most expensive ring item in the game to propose to Sanmu.

"Marry me, Sanmu. In the future, I'll go out hunting to support the family, and you can stay home, bathe in rose petals, and wait for me on the bed."

Li Mumu: (○o○)

It's Du Longzuan!!!

Just then, a sweet young girl with rounded corners of her eyes, bright gaze, and crescent-shaped eyes when she smiled appeared at the door.

She walked in slowly, waved at her subordinates, and after the girls left, she leaned over the edge of the barrel and stared at Li Mumu.

Li Mumu asked softly.

"Du Longzuan?"

The sweet girl didn't answer, just looked at Li Mumu with a slight smile, her fingers continuously tracing lines on the water surface.

The more she acted like this, the more Li Mumu became convinced that this girl was indeed Du Longzuan herself.

"Du Longzuan, what is the meaning of this? Why did you kidnap me?"

"Why?" The sweet girl sneered. "You and I are husband and wife; kidnapping you is, of course, to consummate our marriage."

"Ahem..."

Li Mumu was choked half to death by her boldness. After calming down slightly, he said: "Little Du, you are a girl. Even if you covet my good looks, you can't be this direct. How about we date for a while first, and if our personalities are truly compatible, then we can do the hanky-panky?"

"Hmph!"

The sweet girl pulled out a dagger, hovering it between Li Mumu's legs.

"First, my name isn't Little Du, it's Mi Li. Second, who said I wanted to do the hanky-panky with you?"

Hearing this, Li Mumu frowned slightly. He walked out of the wooden barrel naked and lay on the bed in a spread-eagle position.

"I understand, you don't like hanky-panky, you like to do the moving yourself. Then come on, be gentle... this is my first time."

Mi Li walked to the bedside with black lines on her face, gritting her teeth: "Fine, husband, Little Mi Li will do the moving herself right now!"

"First Class Skill: Aphrodisiac!"

"first talent skill: Heart Stealing!"

Mi Li pulled out a small transparent jar from behind her back and secretly opened it. At the same time, her pupils instantly turned pink.

Seeing this, Li Mumu instantly lost consciousness, his body left to Mi Li's mercy.

Mi Li tore her own clothes, beckoned to Li Mumu with her finger, and said coquettishly:

"Husband, hurry up, I can't wait anymore. Come and chase me... If you catch me, I'll let you hee hee hee!"

Li Mumu's eyes turned red, his voice low and husky: "I want to hee hee hee... I want to hee hee hee..."

After saying that, Li Mumu rushed towards Mi Li, while Mi Li intentionally ran outside.

Just like that...

Mi Li ran, Li Mumu chased. One girl pretending to be on the verge of being violated, and one guy with a face full of lust like a super pervert. Chasing and running, the two of them arrived outside the door.

A breeze blew by, and Li Mumu sobered up. Seeing the diverse crowd before him, he gasped in shock.

In the crowd, a middle-aged man wearing an eyepatch roared: "Mi Li, what are you doing!!!"

"I... I..." Mi Li feigned an innocent look, her fair, tender hands clutching the corner of her clothes, her pretty face flushed red, and it took her a long time to utter a complete sentence.

"I'm playing a hee hee hee game with my boyfriend!"

Li Mumu: ∑(O_O;)