32: Chapter 32: Drunken Sword Immortal? I think it's the Horse Urine Immortal

Chapter 32: Chapter 32: Wine Sword Immortal? I Think He's the Horse Piss Immortal Instead!

“Heh~ Sword Dao Five Realms, utter nonsense!”

Gu Shengge shook his head and sneered, feeling speechless about the Sword Dao Five Realms Ye Ran mentioned.

The enlightenment of the Sword Dao by Dugu Qiubai has been overused by Transmigrators; can't they find someone else to exploit? Don't I have my own understanding of the Sword?

Ye Ran felt displeased when his Sword Dao Five Realms were denied, secretly wondering if this guy understood the Sword Dao at all.

This was the supreme enlightenment of the Sword Dao by Dugu Qiubai, the greatest Swordsman in Jin Yong's Wuxia novels; how could it be utter nonsense!

“Oh, Gu Daozi believes my Sword Dao enlightenment is flawed. Then, what profound insights do you have?”

Ye Ran asked Gu Shengge with a smile, his expression unchanged.

Gu Shengge said calmly, “This Revered Master is not a Sword Cultivator, but this Revered Master understands a fact: a Sword Cultivator is called a Sword Cultivator because they use a sword as their weapon, not some grass or tree branch.”

Upon hearing this, Ye Ran immediately retorted, “For those with profound Sword Dao, all things in heaven and earth can be a sword. Even if one holds a blade of grass or a tree branch, they can still sever the sun, moon, and stars. How is that not a Sword Cultivator!”

“Are they holding a sword?” Gu Shengge countered.

“Using grass or tree branches as a sword, instead of calling them Sword Cultivators, it’s better to call them Grass Cultivators or Tree Cultivators. After all, what right does a Sword Cultivator have to be called a Sword Cultivator if they don’t even use a sword?”

The more Ye Ran listened, the more he felt that Gu Shengge was speaking fallacies, and he couldn't help but say, “The sword is in the heart!”

Gu Shengge: “Then take out the sword in your heart and let this Revered Master see it.”

“You!” Ye Ran glared at Qiankun Daozi.

Why can't you understand! My saying that the sword is in the heart is just a figure of speech, it's not like there's really a sword in my heart!

He can't even comprehend Dugu Qiubai's supreme Sword Dao; a native is indeed a native.

Thinking of this, Ye Ran’s gaze towards Gu Shengge shifted slightly, revealing a hint of disdain.

Hmm? Gu Shengge felt a little puzzled seeing him actually showing disdain towards him.

Could this guy have been angered into idiocy?

The other Prodigies, hearing this discussion, gradually understood the confusion that had arisen from the Sword Dao Five Realms.

“Qiankun Daozi’s words are reasonable. If a Sword Cultivator has no sword in hand and uses a plant as a weapon, how can they be called a Sword Cultivator?”

“Not so, I actually think Wine Sword Immortal’s Sword Dao Five Realms are reasonable. Not being confined to the sword in hand, taking all things in heaven and earth as a sword, should be the supreme Sword Dao.”

“Hmph! I think this Wine Sword Immortal has drunk too much Horse Piss. A Sword Cultivator not using a sword but instead using plants, what is that if not foolish? Benefactor is right, a Sword Cultivator must use a sword to be called a Sword Cultivator.”

Jun Mengqing loudly supported Gu Shengge, and her five intertwined fox tails also unfurled, blooming like a flower, just like Gu Shengge's female fan, cheering wildly below the stage.

Gu Shengge looked at Ye Ran and continued, “Since Ye Daoist believes that the sword is in the heart, and all things in heaven and earth can be a sword, and that replacing a sword with plants can still sever the sun, moon, and stars.”

“Then, may I ask, if two Sword Cultivators of equal strength, one holding weeds as a weapon and the other holding a peerless Immortal Sword, who among them would win? Who would be stronger or weaker?”

Upon hearing this, it was like a sharp blade, directly piercing through the Sword Dao Five Realms that Ye Ran had spoken of.

The Prodigies also instantly understood why they had found the so-called Sword Dao Five Realms so peculiar.

When Cultivators engage in combat, besides Divine Abilities and secret arts, they also rely on Magic Treasures and divine weapons.

If they do not use Magic Treasures or divine weapons, their strength will inevitably be greatly reduced.

Therefore, Ye Ran's talk of the sword being in the heart, all things in heaven and earth being a sword, and no sword being better than having a sword—such a Sword Dao Realm is simply nonsense, utter fabrication.

Ye Ran was also stunned; he hadn't expected Gu Shengge to deviate from the usual script so much.

They were discussing the Dao, not debating, and this verbal attack was too vicious!

Coincidentally, Gu Shengge believed that discussing the Dao was debating. As long as he rendered his opponent speechless, he had won.

Damn it! How could Dugu Qiubai’s supreme Sword Dao possibly lose? He is the number one Swordsman in Wuxia novels!

Ye Ran roared inwardly. His greatest idol was Dugu Qiubai, followed by the Wine Sword Immortal from the Immortal Sword series.

Forcing down his anger, Ye Ran said in a deep voice, “Gu Daozi, what you’re saying is utter nonsense! How can a Sword Cultivator rely on a sword to win? The understanding of the Sword Dao is the core of a Sword Cultivator!”

“Not relying on a sword, but on Sword Dao enlightenment? Ye Daoist can even say such things; you must have drunk too much Horse Piss. I think Ye Daoist doesn’t even need to be called Wine Sword Immortal anymore; Horse Piss Immortal would be more fitting. A fellow who doesn’t even acknowledge the sword, how can he be worthy of the title Sword Immortal?”

Gu Shengge said mockingly, while increasingly feeling that Ye Ran was problematic. He was clearly someone who knew nothing about the sword, yet he could comprehend Sword Intent and even called himself Wine Sword Immortal.

It seems this guy is not only a Transmigrator but also has a System!

Wine Sword Immortal, it should be a male-oriented Wine Sword Immortal System.

Gu Shengge looked at Ye Ran with interest. He had some understanding of this Wine Sword Immortal System, and in his previous life, he had read many novels about the Wine Sword Immortal System.

Things like slandering my Wine Sword Immortal, a single sword opening the Heavenly Gate, or Wine Sword Immortal betraying his sect, Revered Master kneeling and begging for forgiveness, all so drawn out and tedious.

“Gu Shengge, don’t go too far! How dare you insult my Wine Sword Immortal!”

Ye Ran was furious. He was the Wine Sword Immortal. Besides that Junior Sister who slandered him, and his Revered Master and Senior Sisters who sided with her, no one had ever dared to insult him like this!

Hearing this, Gu Shengge scoffed, “Did this Revered Master say anything wrong? You claim to be the Wine Sword Immortal, yet you don’t acknowledge that the sword is the foundation of a Sword Cultivator. Instead, you champion the heretical notion that no sword is better than having a sword. A Sword Immortal without a sword, what right do they have to be called a Sword Immortal?”

“Furthermore, wine is also called Horse Piss among mortals. What else are you if not the Horse Piss Immortal?”

Upon hearing this, the Prodigies felt that Qiankun Daozi made a lot of sense.

Calling oneself the Wine Sword Immortal, yet not acknowledging that the sword is the foundation of a Sword Cultivator, but instead pursuing the so-called Dao of No Sword—what is this if not putting the cart before the horse?

“Hahahaha! Benefactor is right! You, a guy who likes to drink Horse Piss and doesn't use a sword, are just the Horse Piss Immortal.”

Jun Mengqing’s laughter was like silver bells, but in Ye Ran’s ears, it was incredibly grating.

Ye Ran suddenly stood up, a Dragon-patterned Spirit Sword appearing in his hand. Enraged and humiliated, he pointed his sword at Gu Shengge.

“You, surnamed Gu, you are going too far!”

He, Ye Ran, transmigrated to this world and bound the Wine Sword Immortal System. Although he experienced his Junior Sister's slander and the indiscriminate punishment from his Revered Master and Senior Sisters, he viewed these as mere minor setbacks.

But Gu Shengge insulting him as the Horse Piss Immortal had completely enraged him.

If he didn't teach Gu Shengge a lesson today, where would the face of his Wine Sword Immortal be placed!

Everyone was startled to see Ye Ran pointing his sword at Qiankun Daozi, but no one made a move.

“Oh, so you can’t win the Dao discussion against this Revered Master, and now you want to resort to violence. Coincidentally, although this Revered Master is not proficient in the Sword Dao, I excel at Lightning Arts. I just wonder how many Heavenly Lightning strikes you, Horse Piss Immortal, can withstand.”

Looking at the Spirit Sword pointed directly at him, Gu Shengge calmly stood up, his Heavy Pupils shimmering with mystic light, and wisps of lightning overflowed from his body. A terrifying pressure spread out with him.

Since this Horse Piss Immortal is seeking death, then I shall fulfill his wish.

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