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137: Chapter 139 Crashing into Classes, and Incidentally Crashing into the Beautiful Sect Leader's Class
Lin Kuang and Yu Xiaotang walked into the perfume shop. Three young ladies pulled open the doors and bowed, inviting the two of them inside.
"Fellow Daoist, you both have such a great eye! You picked the best perfume shop right off the bat!"
"We have the highest-rated jasmine perfume here; it's a perfume we just developed!"
A server walked over holding an exquisite little flower vase, gently twisted off the lid, and waved her hand. The fragrance drifted through the air and into Lin Kuang and Yu Xiaotang's noses.
It was a faint, elegant fragrance!
Yu Xiaotang closed her eyes and took a gentle sniff, an expression of intoxication immediately appearing on her face!
Lin Kuang watched Yu Xiaotang's intoxicated expression, and his lips curled up slightly!
Yu Xiaotang had never encountered perfume before. Given her personality, she would definitely pretend to know about it later! Let's see how she fakes it! I really want to see how you evaluate it!
"It smells so good! This fragrance is really nice, especially how it perfectly releases the floral scent!"
Yu Xiaotang's evaluation was quite objective.
The server heard Yu Xiaotang's evaluation and revealed a happy expression: It seems this Young Miss knows her stuff!
"Then, Fellow Daoist, would you like to try the men's perfume?" the server asked curiously, turning her head and holding another bottle of perfume.
Lin Kuang nodded!
The server immediately sprayed a few times on him. At this moment, Yu Xiaotang narrowed her eyes to observe Lin Kuang's expression; she was also curious about what Lin Kuang would say.
What kind of adjectives could someone with that kind of pig brain possibly use?
Although Lin Kuang didn't understand perfume, he wasn't stupid enough to say right to their faces that the perfume was worthless or that he didn't like it.
Lin Kuang sniffed it and smiled slightly: "The scent of this perfume is very fresh, as if I'm placed in an endless sea of flowers, making me feel like a butterfly fluttering about!"
Lin Kuang paused for a moment and then added: "I think this perfume is best suited for summer, and for use at the beach! Its aroma makes me feel relaxed and joyful."
In reality, Lin Kuang didn't smell anything at all, but he still had to fake it! The scent of this perfume was too faint; it wasn't even as strong as the scent of Pei Yuhan's silk stockings!
He took a deep breath: "Perhaps I don't know much about perfume; this is just my objective evaluation!"
Lin Kuang's serious-faced nonsense made Yu Xiaotang's heart tremble: When did this guy learn these things? He wants to pretend to be a pig to eat the tiger and watch me make a fool of myself, right?
What a detestable man!
Hearing Lin Kuang state all the characteristics of this perfume, the clerks' eyes lit up, and they all praised Lin Kuang for his good taste.
At this moment, the white curtain in the center of the shop was slowly opened, and an elegantly tempered woman walked out.
She was wearing a light blue jasmine cheongsam and had gradient purple-white silk stockings on her feet. Her overall aura looked transcendent.
A black ribbon was tied around her waist, outlining her slender waist.
Her long hair hung down like a waterfall onto her fragrant shoulders, her back pressed closely against the air. A white jade hairpin slowly held up the hair above, revealing her beautiful neck completely.
Lin Kuang's mission was to make contact with this woman, the Piaomiao Sect Sect Master Jia Qi!
"It seems this Fellow Daoist has a very unique insight into perfume!" Sect Master Jia Qi smiled shallowly at Lin Kuang while holding a fan.
"You should be the same as me; you are a perfume enthusiast, right?"
"I am preparing to hold some special courses on perfume. Are you interested in participating? You can bring your Dao Companion along!"
Lin Kuang was still sizing up Sect Master Jia Qi's figure, trying to calculate whether it was a C or a D. At this moment, Yu Xiaotang, who was on the side, nodded first: "Okay! Okay!"
Originally, he just wanted to get to know Sect Master Jia Qi, but he didn't expect to mooch off a mission! It just so happened that the mission included attending a class, so Lin Kuang also nodded in agreement.
However, he didn't know that the person in front of him was the Sect Master; he thought she was just a female cultivator acting as a guide!
Seeing that Lin Kuang was going, Sect Master Jia Qi was extremely happy. She changed her clothes and took Lin Kuang, Yu Xiaotang, and a group of perfume enthusiasts to fly toward the Piaomiao Sect.
Flying behind, Yu Xiaotang crossed her arms, tilted her head, leaned on Lin Kuang's shoulder, and asked curiously: "Do you really understand perfume? Or are you faking it?"
"Does that even need to be asked? Of course I'm faking it! I don't understand anything!" Lin Kuang replied in a low voice. He also hadn't expected that a blind cat would catch a dead mouse.
"You don't understand?" Yu Xiaotang's pupils dilated: "Then what you said just now was so realistic, she was even fooled by you!"
"Shh..." Lin Kuang flicked Yu Xiaotang's little cheek: "This is called adapting to circumstances, do you understand? If everyone was as careless as you, how would we be able to mooch this class for free!"
"Wow~ Brother Lin Kuang is so amazing!" Yu Xiaotang happily shook Lin Kuang's arm and acted clingy for a moment, then suddenly realized something.
"Are you trying to mooch off Sect Master Jia Qi, or are you trying to mooch off the class?"
"I can do both!"
"I knew it! How could you understand these things!" Yu Xiaotang gently nudged Lin Kuang with her elbow: "You lecher, be honest later, be careful not to get kicked out!"
The two followed Sect Master Jia Qi into the Piaomiao Sect main hall, and only then did Lin Kuang and the others realize that the female cultivator in front of them was the Piaomiao Sect Sect Master Jia Qi!
"So she is the Sect Master of the Piaomiao Sect. No wonder those people are so respectful to her!"
"Lin Kuang, I have to say, you are really good at mooching!"
"This class today was a great mooch! The Sect Master is teaching personally!"
Lin Kuang took a look, then compared himself to Sect Master Jia Qi, and shook his head: Other Sect Masters grasp both their career and becoming stronger with both hands!
Although the Miaoyu Sect has now become an affiliated Sect of the Sword Sect, this Young Lord of the Miaoyu Sect...
Sigh, there is still a long way to go!
Just as everyone passed through the main hall and entered the planting room surrounded by vegetation, Lin Kuang saw two sneaky people.
Although the two of them were disguised very well and it couldn't be seen that they were two men, how could Lin Kuang not know his arch-enemies?
But to tell the truth! Red Demon really is curvy enough; no wonder a straight man like Blue Shark would like her.
In the Cultivation Alliance's files, Blue Shark used to be a handsome guy who captivated thousands of young girls, and the number of female cultivators who threw themselves at him was countless, but one day he met a male cultivator in women's clothing.
They talked happily, and that night they Dual Cultivated together. Ever since that time, Blue Shark never touched a female cultivator again! He was turned gay by Red Demon's gentleness.
Thinking for a moment, Lin Kuang gently summoned Xiao Wu and let her follow the other party silently. After all, he had to prevent these two people from ruining his good deed.
He was determined to mooch off this Sect Master!
Xiao Wu nodded and quickly disappeared into the room.
Lin Kuang just sat beside Yu Xiaotang as if nothing was wrong, listening to Sect Master Jia Qi explaining knowledge about perfume while paying attention to his surroundings.
Sect Master Jia Qi taught very well—so well that it could put him to sleep! Lin Kuang also knew to respect the teacher, so he focused his attention on The Bandit Duo.
"The role of perfume is not just to have a calming effect..."
"It can also heal the body and mind..."
"It can also..."
The perfume class proceeded smoothly. Yu Xiaotang listened with great interest and shared her insights with Lin Kuang from time to time.
However, Lin Kuang found it very difficult to digest the content of the perfume class; it all went in one ear and out the other.