9: Chapter 9: First Kill of the "Bonnie and Clyde" Bandits

Blue Shark licked his chain blade, which resembled a black shark fin, and then said, "Baby, are you going to open it yourself, or should I do it for you?"

"Hahaha! As Cultivators, must we really use Magic Treasures to decide the victor?" Lin Kuang smiled slightly and said calmly.

"Huh?" Lin Kuang's words caused Red Demon to freeze up: "Isn't it normal for Cultivators to use Magic Treasures? Besides, I am a Body Cultivator!"

"Haha!" Lin Kuang pointed at Red Demon in the sky and mocked, "You, a dignified Body Cultivator, are afraid of me?"

"Furthermore, are you content with being controlled by him?" Lin Kuang retorted, pointing at Blue Shark beside Red Demon.

Red Demon had been suppressed by Blue Shark for a long time and had long wanted to rebel! Blue Shark was also a thick-headed simpleton, and he didn't notice that Lin Kuang was sowing discord.

"Hey, hey, hey! I've had enough. Blue Shark, this time I'll let you see my strength, don't interfere!" Red Demon mustered his courage for the first time and shouted at Blue Shark.

"Wait, what? Didn't you still have hemorrhoids yesterday? Could it be that they were fake?" Blue Shark said with a puzzled expression.

"Hmph! This time I'm in charge!" Ignoring Blue Shark, Red Demon charged towards Lin Kuang, preparing for a real man's 1v1.

Hahaha! Villains are either brainless or talk too much. Lin Kuang didn't expect the opponent to be so easy to trick!

Especially since Red Demon actually took the initiative to fight me, without needing Blue Shark's help!

Lin Kuang's originally weak body had become very robust after two months of strengthening with Fairy Pei. Moreover, he had a 500% body strength buff and 10% all-attribute resistance.

A little femboy was easy to handle.

Boom——

"Something's wrong! This little guy is so small, how is his body strength so high!" As soon as they clashed, Red Demon realized something was off; he didn't have any advantage in the test of strength.

He was twice as tall as Lin Kuang!

"Red Demon, what's wrong? Where did your arrogance from just a moment ago go?" Blue Shark, watching the show and loving the chaos, mocked him.

"No! I can't let Blue Shark look down on me! I want to prove myself! Whoosh, whoosh—" Red Demon began to throw punches violently.

Lin Kuang responded unhurriedly.

Moreover, while responding, Lin Kuang lured them away from the Magic Treasure maintenance center.

"Huff, huff—" Red Demon gasped for air; it looked like he couldn't go on.

"I told you that you aren't suited to be the main attacker. Your stamina is so poor. It's my turn to deal with him!" Blue Shark shook his head as he looked at Red Demon; he knew exactly what Red Demon was capable of.

"Hey, hey, hey! Little brat, let the dashing and peerless Lord Blue Shark challenge you!" Blue Shark performed a cupped-fist salute towards Lin Kuang.

Red Demon also knew he couldn't go on; if he continued, he would probably need another hemorrhoid surgery. He silently retreated behind Blue Shark and then shouted with all his might: "Brother Blue! Teach him a lesson, let me experience being the main attacker too!"

"Fine! But you need to be careful. I don't know if you can take damage while dealing damage!" After Blue Shark finished teasing, he swung his fist at Lin Kuang.

Lin Kuang was in no rush to retaliate; after all, he was showing off so that Liu Shasha would see, so he had to wait for the protagonist to appear.

"Come on! Brother Blue, hit him hard, exhaust all his strength!" Red Demon was still frantically cheering him on.

"Damn it! Little brat, we agreed on a real man's battle, why are you only dodging? Are you afraid of me?" Blue Shark kept provoking him, wanting Lin Kuang to fight head-on.

Lin Kuang smiled slightly and caught Blue Shark's fist with one palm. Blue Shark felt as if he had been welded into concrete!

"Hmm? How is this possible?" Blue Shark wanted to struggle, but discovered that Lin Kuang's strength was far superior to his own.

"Alright! My turn!" Lin Kuang fiercely charged up his strength and struck Blue Shark hard in the abdomen.

Pfft——

A mouthful of white foam was spat out, and Blue Shark was insta-killed!

"Impossible, my body technique can at least contend with a Middle Stage Body Cultivator of the Second Realm! How could it be like this!" With a thud, Blue Shark fell to the ground, clutching his stomach!

"The Bandit Duo! Obediently give up resistance and come back to the Alliance with me for investigation!" A giant gourd appeared in the sky, and the gourd was filled with cyan Flying Swords.

"Damn it! We've been tricked! This little brat lured us out just to exhaust us!" Red Demon's brain finally clicked, and he summoned his Magic Treasure, the Mystic Armor Shield.

"However, do you think a mere Alliance Law Enforcement Elder can stop us?" Blue Shark did a backflip to create distance and also summoned his chain blade.

"Fellow Daoist Lin, your Magic Treasure!" At this moment, Young Miss Yinyi also discovered the anomaly in the distance and rushed over to Lin Kuang with his Magic Treasure.

"Well timed! Big Sister Yinyi!" The Five Thunder Vibration Drum sensed Lin Kuang's summons and immediately flew over.

"Hahaha! You don't actually think a lightning-attribute Magic Treasure can damage my Mystic Armor Shield, do you?" Red Demon breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Lin Kuang's Magic Treasure was lightning-attribute.

His Mystic Armor Shield was a High-Grade Profound-level Magic Treasure with 6% all-attribute resistance, plus his own powerful body! He could wash away his previous humiliation!

"Go to hell!" Red Demon slammed towards Lin Kuang violently.

Why are they all like Gepard, jumping so high to deal damage? Don't they know that it's all just wind-up?

"Watch this!" Blue Shark also joined in and used the Sea Shark Wave against Lin Kuang!

The Sea Shark Wave was actually a type of special gaseous fuel; in the sea, it is called methane! Because it is colorless and odorless but toxic, it is especially suitable for sneak attacks.

Lin Kuang had just realized that the smoke was methane! He had been waiting until now!

Crackle——

The Five Thunder Vibration Drum began to roar!

"Good opportunity! Go, Thunder and Lightning!" The thunderclap sword and the Five Thunder Vibration Drum merged into one to launch a powerful attack. Of course, Lin Kuang came up with this name himself!

After all, since he used such a cool skill, it would be too difficult not to have a chuunibyou slogan, just like Firefly shouting "I will set the seas ablaze" inside her mecha.

If he had Sam, he would be even more chuunibyou than Firefly!

The powerful force of Thunder and Lightning collided with the Sea Shark Wave, creating a massive explosion. Red Demon immediately used the Mystic Armor Shield to defend, but it was to no avail.

The powerful shockwave blasted him and Blue Shark into the air.

"Little brat! Just you wait, I will definitely take revenge, and I'll take your Magic Treasure and sell it!" Blue Shark shouted loudly in the air.

He kept thinking that it was because Lin Kuang's Magic Treasure was powerful, rather than suffering a loss because he didn't understand elemental reactions!

Seeing Red Demon and the others fly out of the range of Poro Town, Liu Shasha breathed a sigh of relief. After all, they were all on a fixed salary, so there was no need to risk their lives!

[ Five Thunder Vibration Drum cultivation value: 9 increased to 11 ]

The Five Thunder Vibration Drum had entered the second stage and could unleash 60% of its original power!

Not bad! My strength is getting stronger and stronger. At this rate, even if my cultivation base is a bit low, I can rely on the Magic Treasure buffs to fight above my level!

However, I must also pay attention to improving my own cultivation base. Lin Kuang hadn't learned any Mind-Cultivation Techniques to raise his cultivation; he had relied entirely on Dual Cultivation with Pei Yuhan to reach the Peak of the First Heaven Realm!