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147: Chapter 149 The Heroine Xiao Rou
"Let me tell you! There is a female Cultivator here named Xiao Rou. She can cook, take care of Spirit Beasts, and is a top-tier royal sister type!"
Lin Kuang was lost in thought when Yu Xiaotang suddenly interjected.
"What? You've heard of this Xiao Rou?" Lin Kuang looked at Yu Xiaotang in disbelief.
"Yeah! Xiao Rou's cooking has always been very famous in Xuanwu City!" Yu Xiaotang tilted her head and looked at Lin Kuang, confused: "You didn't know?"
"I didn't. So what are you planning to do? Find her to be your maid?"
"I'm not that bad! I just want her to help me out!"
"If she helps you out, won't you set the mountain on fire?" Lin Kuang remembered how Yu Xiaotang had almost set the forest on fire while cooking last time. No, just thinking about it was terrifying.
At this moment, her originally playful face instantly fell. She looked at Lin Kuang gloomily and said coldly: "Next time I cook, I'll just set you on fire!"
"Alright, alright, alright!" Lin Kuang smiled helplessly.
"But speaking of fire, Xiao Rou is a Fire-attribute Great Master. Her control over fire is very strong! Maybe you can even discuss your Nine Suns Burning Fire Art with her!"
"After all, I feel like your control over fire is very poor; you can never concentrate it on one point!"
"Concentrate it on one point?" Lin Kuang listened to Yu Xiaotang's words and thought about it. It was indeed true; his Cultivation Technique was all given by the System, and he hadn't had any systematic training.
"Yeah! Many Fire-attribute Cultivators don't fight in such a wide-open manner like you; they concentrate all their flames on one point!"
"And then pierce through with a single strike!" Knowing that Lin Kuang wouldn't understand the theoretical knowledge, Yu Xiaotang picked up two stones from the ground and threw them into the air.
Seeing Yu Xiaotang gather energy at her fingertips, a pale blue Sword Qi shot out from them.
Boom—
The Sword Qi passed through the first stone and shattered the stone behind it.
"Hmm?" Seeing this scene, Lin Kuang immediately understood: "You can combine your spiritual power into one point, which shows you have very skilled control over it!"
"Many people can't do that!"
This move by Yu Xiaotang made him recall the scene where the Plum Blossom Great Master taught Plum Blossom Thirteen in Scissor Seven, and he immediately realized that he had been too focused on brute force attacks.
He hadn't kept his edge hidden.
"What's going on today! You can see it at a glance?" Yu Xiaotang stared at Lin Kuang with wide eyes.
"What do you mean? Do I look like an idiot?"
"Very much so, an idiot who just charges in while shouting!"
"Alright, let's not discuss this for now. Is Xiao Rou very famous here?" Lin Kuang didn't want to argue too much; after all, he just liked to charge in head-on.
"Good heavens! You actually don't know the heroine Xiao Rou?" Yu Xiaotang's eyes widened even further. How could a big pervert like Lin Kuang not know about this!
"I've heard a little about the heroine Xiao Rou!" Upon hearing this, Lin Kuang thought of a novel he had read before.
"Then let me enlighten you. She is a spicy food Great Master officially appointed by the Dynasty! If we can trick her into joining us, we won't have to worry about food on the road!"
"And she's so beautiful, I don't believe you won't be tempted!" Yu Xiaotang's first thought was to recruit Xiao Rou into the team.
"Hmm! Put that way, I'm very interested!" Lin Kuang actually agreed with this idea.
"Hmm? Really?" Yu Xiaotang hugged Lin Kuang's arm and smiled wickedly: "You wouldn't happen to be looking for a maid, would you?"
"Especially that kind of very beautiful maid, right?"
"Xiao Rou's face is so snow-white, her little hands and mouth are also very beautiful, right? Besides cooking, I'm afraid someone wants her to give him a special massage, right?"
Yesterday's events let Yu Xiaotang know that Lin Kuang had some special fetishes.
For example, he was particularly interested in feet and hands, and even mouths! Yu Xiaotang had never thought about these things; she felt that Lin Kuang was just a pure pervert.
"I didn't say anything!" Lin Kuang pretended to be innocent and waved his left hand.
"Didn't say anything? Who knows what you're like better than I do!" Yu Xiaotang pouted and said sarcastically.
"Actually, I don't mind having a sister join our team, but isn't it dirty?"
"What are you talking about?"
"What am I talking about? You're still pretending! Aren't the feet dirty?"
"Do I need to wash you?"
"You..." Yu Xiaotang just wanted to retort, but realized she couldn't.
"Forget it, let's go find her now. I estimate we'll have to wait in line for a long time!"
"That's not necessarily true; maybe she's waiting for us right now!" Lin Kuang had accepted the task and was preparing to walk towards Xiao Rou's shop.
"Really? Are we really going to recruit her?"
"Since we're already here, we definitely have to recruit her!"
"Then... then you need to restrain yourself in a little while. If she sees how lecherous you are, she won't join us! By then, let alone a new sister, we won't even have a chance to eat at her shop!"
Yu Xiaotang didn't want to miss out on a sister who could cook, so she warned Lin Kuang repeatedly.
"Why do you think of me like that? I'm not that desperate!"
"Who knows? I don't know who it was last night who had that lecherous look on their face, making me not even want to walk with you!"
"And that move last night..."
Lin Kuang didn't mention that it was because Xia Qianzhen had been teasing him using Spatial Power yesterday, which was why he had that expression.
"What move from yesterday? How come I don't know about it?"
"But how did it feel yesterday?"
"Ah! You... so annoying! We're on the street; don't discuss these topics!"
"Alright!"
"Walk this way!"
Xiao Rou's shop was extremely popular and basically always packed! Moreover, it had changed locations several times, and now it should be in a quiet corner.
Yu Xiaotang used to often hear her sister talk about things outside while she was in the Sect, and she had heard about Xiao Rou's shop many times in particular.
"Hmm? Are you sure this Xiao Rou is really officially appointed by the Dynasty?"
Lin Kuang looked confused. Anyone who had passed by Shuang's friends knew that opening a shop in a corner was an unwise choice!
"Since she is officially appointed by the Dynasty, business should be very booming, so why is there no one around here?"
"Did you take me to the wrong place?"
Lin Kuang looked at this godforsaken street and became increasingly confused.
Yu Xiaotang picked up the map, looked at it again and again, and replied calmly: "This is the place! My sister told me it was behind A-Ya's Snack Shop!"
"This is behind it! Never mind that, let's go in and take a look first!"
Lin Kuang had no choice but to follow Yu Xiaotang and push open the door.
"This is the hot pot made according to your request. You are welcome to visit again next time!" A girl in a qipao with pale blue hair thoughtfully packed the food for the customer in front of her.
"Xiao Rou, actually you should promote yourself more. You are a Great Master Chef officially appointed by the Dynasty! What you make is truly delicious!"
"If you promote yourself more, you will have many customers! That way you won't need to worry about rent!"
"Sigh, I feel sorry for you!" The old woman took the food and offered Xiao Rou some advice.