8: Chapter 8 Fairy Pei's Special Sword Dance

"Yuhan, is your skin itching? How dare you not reply to me immediately!"

Pei Yuhan put down the sword in her hand upon hearing Lin Kuang's voice. This was the first time in twenty years that she had put down her sword while practicing!

"Lin'er!" Fairy Pei immediately formed hand seals and recited incantations to channel her spiritual power into the sound-transmitting Jade Slip, then sat respectfully on the bed.

"Lin'er! Where are you now?"

"I have already arrived at Poro Town. Did I just hear the sound of you practicing your sword? I didn't expect you to have the leisure to practice swordplay while preparing Materials for seclusion!"

"There's no other way. The Sect has just been established and there aren't many high-level Cultivators. Zhao Nian doesn't recognize many of the herbs, so I have to handle it myself!" Pei Yuhan said helplessly.

Lin Kuang glanced at Pei Yuhan's attire; she was still wearing that ink-wash gauze dress. "Why do you always wear this? Don't you get tired of it?"

"Hehe! You're not at the Sect, so I can't be bothered to dress up. Besides, I thought you wouldn't arrive at Poro Town so quickly and would take some time to enjoy the scenery along the way." Fairy Pei combed her hair while taking out a piece of sheer cyan silk.

"What? You've learned to talk back? Let me see your current situation!" Lin Kuang teased.

"Look! This is prepared for you!" Fairy Pei happily lifted her skirt slightly.

"Oh! It's exactly the pink I like best!" Lin Kuang hadn't expected that something he said casually would be remembered so clearly by Pei Yuhan! No wonder everyone in the novel could bully her; it turned out her personality was just that of a slut!

"As long as you like it!" Fairy Pei giggled.

"However, it's all hazy like this; I can't clearly see what you've carefully prepared for me!" Lin Kuang hinted.

Fairy Pei immediately understood the implication behind Lin Kuang's words, and a blush crept up her cheeks. "Lin'er, so you weren't missing me, you were missing her!"

"Hehehe! Is there any difference? Aren't they both you!"

Pei Yuhan bit her lip and said shyly, "Is there anyone around you? I'm a little shy!"

"No! I knew you'd be shy, so I found a quiet corner!"

"Then..." Fairy Pei gently plucked at her heartstrings, "Then let me make Lin'er happy!"

"Very nice!" Lin Kuang loved this kind of obedient Master. "But why is the atmosphere still lacking a little?"

"Hmm? Isn't it always you who sets the mood? I'm not good at these things at all." Fairy Pei shook her head, then said with a hint of annoyance, "And you never teach me!"

"Besides, didn't you tell me to wait for you? I've remained just as plain as before!"

Lin Kuang really couldn't say much. In the novel, besides being a bit slutty, Pei Yuhan didn't have any skills at all. Look at that Demon Lord Shao Shenyun—not only could she use transformation techniques, but she even dared to discuss major affairs behind a screen!

"How about this! Weren't you just practicing swordplay? Perform a sword routine for me!"

Fairy Pei immediately understood Lin Kuang's meaning.

Just as the long sword was raised above her jade-like feet, a roaring sound came from behind Lin Kuang!

"Prepare yourself for next time! Remember, some things are disposable, don't take it so seriously!"

Disposable? Hearing this, Fairy Pei felt a bit ashamed. In the past, she had always been frugal, but now she had become like this...

However, she still reminded him: "When you come next time, I'll perform properly for you! Take care of yourself!"

After Fairy Pei finished saying goodbye to Lin Kuang, thick smoke rose up behind Lin Kuang! The smoke engulfed the entire area behind him.

Including the Magic Treasure maintenance center!

At this moment, Yu Xiaotang used her spiritual power to erect a protective barrier and flew towards Lin Kuang anxiously: "What happened?"

Lin Kuang was also confused; after all, he knew nothing!

At this moment, a voice replied from within the smoke:

"Blue as brilliant as a gemstone!"

"Red as scorching as the sun!"

"We use the brilliant sun and the scorching gemstone to take away everything that belongs to you!"

"We are The Bandit Duo of the Now You See Me Thieves Guild!" They walked slowly out of the smoke!

Just as Lin Kuang had guessed, the Fireboy and Watergirl, The Bandit Duo, were from Chengdu! And surprisingly, the smaller one was taking the lead!

"Ah! It's the thieves that Big Sister Liu Shasha showed me!" Yu Xiaotang immediately reacted and said in surprise.

"No! Are you deaf? We are The Bandit Duo of the Now You See Me Thieves Guild! Not thieves!" The Red Demon didn't expect that someone wouldn't hear him despite how loudly he spoke!

"Is there any difference between 'banditry' and 'thievery'?" Yu Xiaotang blinked her eyes.

"Damn it! Why waste words with her? Just hurry up and grab the Magic Treasure! There might be top-tier Magic Treasures inside!" Blue Shark kicked the Red Demon's butt.

"Mmm, ah~" The Red Demon made a strange sound.

Who would have thought that there would be such chuunibyou beauties in the Cultivation World! It seems the Chengdu version was still too ahead of its time!

It was only then that Lin Kuang remembered his mission: defeat the Fireboy and Watergirl!

The rewards for encountering the Fireboy and Watergirl for the first time were not much, but being able to become an infinite experience pack was enough!

Before Lin Kuang could react, Yu Xiaotang had already picked up her long sword and flown over!

"I hate Cultivators who gain without effort the most! Take this!" Yu Xiaotang angrily gripped her long sword and stabbed at the Red Demon!

Clang, clang, bang—

The Red Demon easily blocked Yu Xiaotang's attack with his shield.

Her aggressive attack didn't even hit the shield before she was knocked back by the shockwave from the Red Demon's gentle bump!

"How could this be..." Yu Xiaotang embarrassedly put away her sword.

"Hahaha! Little sister, is this your attack? An old lady crossing the street is stronger than this!" The Bandit Duo clutched their stomachs and mocked her.

"Enough, let me handle this!" Lin Kuang stepped forward gently and shielded Yu Xiaotang behind him! Lin Kuang was already simulating how to defeat the Fireboy and Watergirl in his mind!

"No! Let me do it, Lin Kuang, trust me this time!" Yu Xiaotang refused to believe it and set up her stance, preparing to launch a second attack!

Lin Kuang gently pulled her back and whispered into Yu Xiaotang's ear: "I believe you can defeat them, but you have to think about the Magic Treasure behind us."

"If we corner them here and they get desperate, what if they destroy or take away all the Magic Treasures?"

"You hurry and find Big Sister Liu Shasha, I'll hold them off here!"

"But there are two of them, can you handle it?" Because Lin Kuang had once saved her life, Yu Xiaotang was very worried about his safety!

"No problem!" Lin Kuang said firmly, and only then did Yu Xiaotang leave on her sword.

"What? Don't want your little girlfriend anymore? Do you want to play with us?" Seeing Yu Xiaotang leave, Blue Shark revealed a lewd expression.

After all, he had been with the Red Demon for a long time and was already tired of it; he wanted to experience other male Cultivators.

"Brother Blue, can you let me have some fun too! If you keep doing this, I might not be able to take it!" The Red Demon also looked at Lin Kuang with a greedy face.

Wait! They are gay! Lin Kuang only just remembered the most important thing, but now that he was all alone, he had no choice but to fight.