Make vows on the spot
However, this scene left the Ten Thousand Swords Sect’s people stunned.
In their eyes, Chicken One was undeniably strong!
How powerful was their Sect’s Old Ancestor?
Yet he was defeated by his single move!
With such terrifying methods, his strength was at least at the Three Yang high-tier realm.
But such an existence was actually fawning over a Scarecrow!
Didn’t that mean this Scarecrow in front of them was even stronger than this chicken?
While bewildered,
they especially wanted to know what was happening to this world.
First, a group of chickens, ducks, pigs, and dogs beat them up, which was bad enough, but now an odd Scarecrow appeared.
The crucial part was that each one was more outrageous and bizarre than the last.
One could only say that what happened today truly challenged their worldview!
Under everyone’s complex or astonished gazes,
Chicken One had already summoned the other Eleven Demon Generals to scavenge for gold coins for the Scarecrow.
“Big Brother, as the saying goes, ‘no discord, no concord’!
“Before, we were ignorant and offended you, Big Brother!
“Now, your brothers apologize to you!
“We hope you won’t hold it against us, Big Brother!”
Chicken One, leading the group of Demon Generals, approached the Scarecrow with a pile of gold coins, smiling obsequiously, offering his apologies!
Seeing a pile of gold coins before him, the Scarecrow’s eyes gleamed, and with a wave of his large hand, he directly accepted the gold coins.
At the same time, he patted Chicken One’s chicken head, seemingly very satisfied with his actions.
Upon seeing this, Chicken One’s expression shifted.
He seemed to have grasped something.
All sorts of flattery began to pour out as if it cost nothing.
He praised him for being as handsome as a jade tree, having unparalleled might, and being revered by all… He even managed to describe the Scarecrow’s uneven straw in a highly exaggerated manner.
The words were so sickeningly sweet that they made everyone’s skin crawl.
At this moment, the Ten Thousand Swords Sect disciples clearly understood the gap between themselves and these beings.
This gap was not only reflected in a heaven-and-earth difference in strength.
Even their thick skin couldn’t compare!
At least they couldn’t see any connection between the Scarecrow and being as handsome as a jade tree.
For some reason, they felt that losing to such beings was not unjust!
Facing Chicken One’s flowery and eloquent output, the Scarecrow remained expressionless, but from his constantly flickering eyes, it could be seen that he seemed to be enjoying it!
Chicken One was overjoyed!
He felt as if he had grasped the temperament and preferences of this Big Brother.
Soon, his tone shifted.
“Big Brother, to be honest, we, the Twelve Demon Generals, are also top-tier figures; in this life, besides our master, we’ve never submitted to anyone.”
“But for you, we are truly convinced!”
“Since we all serve the same master, I have a bold suggestion!”
After a brief pause, his chicken eyes rolled around as he said, “If you don’t mind, Big Brother, how about we become sworn brothers?”
“We, the Twelve Demon Generals, are willing to acknowledge you as our Big Brother.”
“Once a Big Brother, always a Big Brother.”
“If Big Brother likes beautiful women, we will surely find a thousand or eight hundred beautiful women to serve you, Big Brother!”
“If Big Brother likes gold coins, we will certainly collect more gold coins for you in the future, Big Brother!”
The Scarecrow, whose hollow eyes had been flickering with thought upon hearing Chicken One suggest becoming sworn brothers, nodded stiffly after hearing that they would collect gold coins for him.
Upon seeing this, the Twelve Demon Generals were overjoyed.
They bore no resentment even though the Scarecrow had nearly killed them earlier.
Among the Demon Race, the strong were always revered.
The Scarecrow was stronger than them; if he had killed them in their conflict, it would merely mean they were inferior in skill.
Now, they were very happy to be able to establish a good relationship with such an existence.
Chicken One was especially excited.
He flapped his chicken wing.
“You humans! Can’t you see that we are about to become sworn brothers with Scarecrow Big Brother?”
“Why aren’t you quickly preparing an incense burner and chicken blood?!”
“Let us swear an oath of blood!”
As soon as these words came out, the Ten Thousand Swords Sect disciples were speechless.
Sect Master Bai Wuxia’s eyes flickered.
He respectfully said, “Chicken Lord, are you… really going to use chicken blood?”
Chicken One suddenly remembered that he was currently in a chicken form.
A hint of awkwardness flashed in his eyes.
“Forget it, for us brothers to become sworn, sincerity is paramount!”
“Let’s not bother with worldly formalities!”
“Big Brother, let’s just become sworn brothers directly!”
After obtaining the Scarecrow’s consent, the thirteen strange-looking creatures lined up!
“Heaven above, Earth as witness!”
“My Big Brother Scarecrow, and I, Chicken One!”
“I, Chicken Two…”
…
“I, Duck Seven!”
…
“Today, we become sworn brothers of different surnames!”
“From now on, we shall share fortune and endure hardship together!”
“We do not seek to be born on the same year, month, and day, but we seek to create new glories and share eternal life!”
After a bizarre and unconventional swearing ceremony,
the Twelve Demon Generals were filled with excitement, shouting at the Scarecrow, “Your younger brothers greet Big Brother!”
Throughout the entire swearing process, the Scarecrow had remained motionless, standing there, but at this point, he extended his stiff hand and patted Chicken One’s chicken head again.
This pat
filled Chicken One with so much excitement, as if he had been injected with chicken blood.
“Come on, bring us stools.”
Chicken One pressed his chicken claws against the necks of the Ten Thousand Swords Sect members, ordering them to bring thirteen stools, saying they were going to hold a “Brotherhood Meeting”!
Thirteen stools were arranged in a row!
“Big Brother, please go first!”
Before the Scarecrow could reply, the Twelve Demon Generals either lifted or propped him up, placing him onto the long bench.
Then, they eagerly took their seats one by one.
But what was it like for chickens, ducks, cows, and pigs to sit on seats?
Chicken One’s body was too small; the long bench was like a bed to him.
He sat on the edge, his two small chicken claws alternating, looking cool and swaggering, yet also somewhat comically absurd.
The three spotted pigs and two cows, due to their large size, had a portion of their rear hanging off the long bench!
It made people want to laugh, but no one dared.
Seeing his brothers seated, Chicken One’s gaze swept around, and seeing the Scarecrow still standing upright on the stool, he immediately jumped down.
“Big Brother, if you stand, your brothers won’t dare to sit.”
As he spoke, he personally positioned the Scarecrow upright on the stool.
He placed one of his feet over the other, forming an exaggerated crossed-leg posture.
He then made the Scarecrow’s hands wrap around the stool, with his entire body leaning back, making the Scarecrow’s posture appear extremely arrogant, only then did he nod with satisfaction.
“Big Brother, this posture truly matches your demeanor!”
After speaking, Chicken One returned to his own stool and also crossed his legs.
He extended a chicken claw.
He began to point out the rules, telling the Ten Thousand Swords Sect disciples, “You all listen carefully!”
“From now on, I am your Chicken Lord!”
“Next to me are my Big Brother and my younger brothers!”
“They are all your masters!”
“Behind us, there is also a master; from now on, you must listen to our words, and you must listen even more to our master’s words.”
“If anyone dares to disobey, we’ll break his legs and scatter his ashes.”
“Have I made myself clear enough?!”
As he spoke, his sharp chicken eyes scanned everyone present.
Under the pressure of his gaze, the Ten Thousand Swords Sect disciples nodded with complex expressions.
Although the feeling of submitting to a group of livestock was unpleasant,
the cold glinting chicken claws forced them to comply.
“Clear!”
“Very good!”
Chicken One nodded in satisfaction.
“Now, our thirteen brothers are discussing matters; quickly bring up anything to eat or drink, you unperceptive things, it’s no wonder you’ll be cowards your whole lives!”
Amidst Chicken One’s curses, the Ten Thousand Swords Sect disciples were angry but dared not speak.
Were they cowards?
In the past, who didn’t treat them with respect and deference?
When they went out, they practically stuck their noses into the sky.
But now?
Alright!
Chicken One’s strength was higher than theirs; whatever he said was right!
Thinking this, some people reluctantly prepared to leave.
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