55: Father and son fight, Lu Gui eats "God's" eyes

Lin Yi and Lu Gui's expressions changed drastically.

Lin Yi's backside was incredibly itchy; the golden light earlier had directly burned a hole through his pants.

Lu Gui's back felt incredibly heavy, as if he was carrying a mountain.

Not only that, his hair had turned green, and he inexplicably wanted to show a fawning, ingratiating smile.

He even wanted to go to a brothel to entertain guests, to wipe down the bodies of the finished girls and tidy up their beds.

He was shocked by these thoughts, not knowing why he would think such things.

"Is this normal?!"

"Lin Yi, are you playing tricks?" Lu Gui scratched the turtle shell on his back.

"I was about to ask if you did something!" Lin Yi covered his groin.

Lu Gui's face stretched into an exaggerated smile, and he subconsciously rubbed his hands together, raising his voice to say, "Oh dear, my lord, I..."

Slap!

Lu Gui unbelievably slapped himself.

"I... why am I talking like this?"

Lin Yi's gaze was suspicious and wary.

"What tricks are you playing now?"

"Master Lin, Master Lin, calm down, calm down, how could this little one..."

Slap!

Lu Gui slapped himself again.

Because he had been possessed earlier, he had more or less gained some of Furious Dragon's memories, but there was no experience of being a pimp in a brothel in those memories.

Even if he was influenced, it shouldn't be like this.

Damn it, it can't be that I wanted to be a pimp and it was activated, could it?

"Whatever tricks you're playing, prepare to die!"

Lin Yi, not believing in evil, widened his eyes.

Heavenly Meridian Divine Eye, open!

His backside felt hot, and a golden light shot out.

Splat.

It hit Lu Gui's turtle shell, causing not a single ripple.

Lu Gui didn't even feel it.

The damage was even less than when Lin Yi's backside got burned.

Lu Gui was dumbfounded.

Lin Yi was also dumbfounded.

Both were dumbfounded.

Suddenly, Lu Gui thought of something and exclaimed in surprise, "Could it be that your Divine Eye has evolved to the point where any 'eye' can be used as a Divine Eye?!"

As he spoke, he looked towards Lin Yi's groin.

If that were the case, wouldn't that eye also... be terrifyingly powerful!

Lin Yi roared, "What the hell are you talking about!"

He was really going to collapse!

"Divine Eye, my Divine Eye, what happened to you?!"

It's one thing for his cultivation to drop, but how was he supposed to use this Divine Eye after it turned into a backside eye?

Would he have to take off his pants to treat people?

When fighting, would he have to say, "Hold on," first, and then expose his lower body?

"I didn't expect Medical Immortal's disciple to be quite smooth down there."

Because the three people and one dragon had already decided the victor, this space returned to peace, and everyone else finally had time to watch the show.

After all, everyone was just a small fry, with no status or cultivation, so they couldn't do anything but watch the show.

"Where?" A big man from the City Lord's Mansion asked, puzzled.

"Naturally..." The person who had just spoken raised an eyebrow, showing a "you know what I mean" smile, and chuckled twice, "Down there."

Then he made a circle with one hand and held up one finger with the other, gesturing.

The big man was puzzled.

The big man pondered.

The big man was greatly alarmed.

The big man quietly moved a few steps away from him.

"Old Dragon King, what happened to him?" A black-robed assassin from the Dragon King Hall asked True Person Yulong.

This, this, this turtle shell, what is it?

Could it be some kind of supreme defensive treasure?

"Are you two playing tricks?" True Person Yulong looked at Medical Immortal.

He had long felt that these master and disciple duo were not good people.

"Nonsense!" Medical Immortal, whose head was bald like a braised egg, snorted coldly, "I'd say Lin Yi's Divine Eye was tampered with by you!"

"This place was originally found for Lin Yi; if your disciple hadn't interfered, how could an accident have happened!"

"Is this place yours? Opportunity goes to the capable." True Person Yulong flicked his sleeve, "Besides, our Old Ancestor of the Dragon King Hall is here, so it should rightfully belong to us."

"Aren't you grateful for giving your disciple a share?"

The two of them argued more and more fiercely, looking like they were about to fight, and Lin Yi and Lu Gui, the disciple duo, were not to be outdone.

Lin Yi pulled out a heavenly halberd.

But his fighting style was a bit strange; he would occasionally change direction, raise his backside, and "look" with the eye there.

And Lu Gui showed no weakness, blocking with his turtle shell.

Clang—

The vibration made Lin Yi's hand numb.

The heavenly halberd's crescent blade qi was continuous, but Lu Gui's turtle shell was indestructible.

Golden light!

Lin Yi actually launched a golden light to sneak attack Lu Gui.

The golden light shot from his backside was aimed at Lu Gui's eyes!

"How dare you disgust our Dragon King like this!" The assassins of the Dragon King Hall were furious.

"What's the difference between this and shitting on the Dragon King's head!"

An assassin personally recruited by Lu Gui, absolutely loyal, was seething with rage, trembling all over.

"Even if he's a Dragon King who eats shit, he's still incredibly charming~" A female assassin who secretly admired Lu Gui covered her face.

"Uh..."

The few people who were just united against a common enemy instantly lost their fire.

Hearing what they said, Lu Gui didn't dare to take it head-on, so he bent down and used his turtle shell to receive the blow.

Whoosh—

A cold glint flashed, and the heavenly halberd entwined with a tiger head phantom swept up from below towards him.

With such a heavy turtle shell on his back, Lu Gui had no time to dodge and took the halberd head-on.

However... "It doesn't hurt?" Lu Gui wondered.

That's right!

Lin Yi, that useless person, not only didn't improve his cultivation but also decreased it. Although my Dragon King Battle Soul Body has a small problem, and the dragon looks a bit like a turtle.

But its defense is top-notch.

My cultivation is an entire major realm higher than Lin Yi's, and I have the pimp... Dragon King Battle Soul Body, he can't hurt me even if I stand still and let him hit me.

The only drawback is that my speed has become much slower.

"Haha, it doesn't hurt!" Lu Gui laughed loudly, mocking him.

"You!" Lin Yi's eyes turned red with anger.

Lu Gui: "How about it? What can you do?"

What can you do to me?

Hmm?

A stream of light flashed under Lin Yi's feet, and his movement technique was pushed to the extreme, turning into a zigzagging afterimage. He no longer charged in a straight line but moved rapidly around Lu Gui.

The heavenly halberd in his hand attacked fiercely, and the intense flames suddenly compressed, forming a roaring tiger head phantom entwined around the blade.

Bang bang bang bang bang—

A series of explosions.

The surging airwaves directly created a huge pit beneath their feet, and both of them fell into it.

However, this was useless to Lu Gui, the pimp.

When Lin Yi finally seemed to give up, his spiritual power severely depleted, and he stopped, Lu Gui looked up, put his hands on his hips, and burst into laughter.

"Eat my Divine Eye!"

Lin Yi suddenly changed direction, turned his back to Lu Gui, bent down, and pushed hard, thrusting upwards.

He had been waiting for this opportunity!

Lu Gui, who was laughing heartily at this moment, happened to have his mouth blocked by Lin Yi's "Divine Eye."

The connection was successful, a perfect match, leaving not a single gap.

Then, a golden light carrying destruction and devastation erupted in Lu Gui's mouth.

The people from the City Lord's Mansion looked at each other, and finally, someone couldn't help but say, "Lu Gui is really eating shit this time..."

"If you can't speak properly, don't speak!"

The Dragon King Hall assassins were furious.

"We're just stating the facts, why are you so fierce? It's not like we're the ones who shat it out," the person who had just spoken said, feeling wronged.

"Pfft."

City Lord Mu Jinghai couldn't hold back and laughed.

True Person Yulong: "???"

What the hell are you laughing at?!

Damn it!