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69: Ning Zhenzhen cleverly uses a series of tricks to cause the Nine-Colored Pheasant to accidentally enter the guillotine

The elders chatted and laughed, then got bowls and chopsticks, and started feasting.

Smelling the aroma, Fang Yue swallowed hard.

It was fragrant, truly too fragrant.

This pot of soup must have had very good ingredients. Where did Lu Xu get it from?

The soup made for ordinary disciples in the mess hall would definitely not use such good ingredients.

Of course, it wasn't that the mess hall's soup was bad, just that compared to this pot, it wasn't as good.

Seeing how deliciously they ate, he too felt his appetite awaken.

Elder Ji saw this and laughed heartily: "Little Yuezi, you're hungry too, aren't you?"

"Come, eat a little first. Once you're full, we'll figure out how to restore you to human form."

"Senior Brother Ji, Fang Yue is a chicken now!" Elder Wang interjected.

"Isn't this cannibalism?"

"It's fine, it's fine." Elder Ji waved his hand repeatedly: "Never mind cannibalism, even chickens eat their own eggs without missing a beat."

"Besides, how can you say Little Yuezi is a real chicken? He's a human."

Elder Ji, without explanation, picked up a piece of chicken and put it into Fang Yue's mouth.

Hearing that this was also chicken, Fang Yue was initially a bit resistant.

But he tasted it, and his eyes instantly lit up.

A divine delicacy!

This was too delicious!

"Chicken soup coming!" Elder Ji used a spell to draw the chicken soup into a tiny stream: "Come, Little Yuezi, have another sip of soup."

Gulp, gulp.

Fang Yue drank it, his lips and teeth retaining the fragrance.

"Wait!" Mu Qingge suddenly felt something, her eyes widening: "This chicken soup actually has a faint, extremely subtle aura of Nirvana?"

"Nirvana?!"

Elder Wang heard this and quickly sensed it carefully.

Sure enough, he also discovered something extraordinary within it.

Though subtle, and useless to them, it was indeed present.

"Such a thing?" Elder Ji grabbed Lu Xu: "Where did you get this pot of chicken soup?"

Lu Xu said helplessly: "It...it was given by Junior Sister Ning."

It couldn't be poisoned, could it?

"Oh—"

The elders understood.

Although they didn't know the source of this Nirvana aura, knowing it came from Xuanji Peak was enough. Her master was an Immortal King and the head of Star Sect; she must have many good things.

"That's not surprising then." Elder Ji stroked his beard: "That's not surprising then."

Actually, Ning Zhenzhen didn't add any potent ingredients. She just went to Ye Shutong to borrow a fire when stewing the chicken.

Through her many years of experimentation, Ye Shutong's fire made the best-tasting stewed chicken.

Mu Qingge frowned: "Hold on, didn't you say she told you to return that Nine-Colored Brocade Chicken to Fang Yue? Where's the chicken?"

"Reporting to the elders." Lu Xu said awkwardly: "What you're eating is that chicken."

He glanced at Fang Yue again, barely suppressing the schadenfreude in his tone: "Oh right, Fang Yue just ate some too."

Fang Yue: "?!"

Boom!

A bolt from the blue!

"Caw!!!"

Fang Yue, who had turned into a Nine-Colored Brocade Chicken, cried out to the sky in anguish.

"Ugh!"

He raised his chicken claw, wanting to scratch his throat and induce vomiting.

To throw up what he had just eaten.

But how could a chicken scratch its throat? It couldn't reach!

He was so anxious he was practically dying. Why were these chicken claws so difficult to use!

Fang Yue tried to use a spell to reach into his stomach, but Elder Ji quickly stopped him: "Little Yuezi, don't rush!"

"Although the subtle Nirvana aura in this chicken soup is useless to us, it might be able to help you."

"Besides, look on the bright side, you two are now integrated, inseparable."

He consoled him.

"Elder, that chicken will at most turn into feces inside Fang Yue." Lu Xu reminded him.

Elder Ji said without thinking: "It doesn't matter, then just excrete it and eat it again!"

As soon as he said this, he felt something was wrong, paused, then Elder Ji slapped Lu Xu on the forehead and added:

"Little Yuezi, after you excrete it, you can collect it and carry it with you, as if you two are still together."

"Cluck cluck cluck—!"

Hearing this, Fang Yue cried even more sadly.

"A true man need not worry about finding a wife; don't be sad. Eat something, it's good for your health."

Elder Wang, annoyed by the sound, picked up a piece of chicken leg and stuffed it into Fang Yue's mouth.

Fang Yue, his mouth blocked, couldn't speak... so fragrant.

Tears flowed uncontrollably from the corners of his mouth.

Elder Ji then angrily said: "You brat, why didn't you say earlier that this pot of chicken soup was stewed from Fang Yue's chicken?"

Lu Xu said aggrievedly: "I didn't have time to say anything..."

Each of them, without a word, pulled out bowls and chopsticks from their storage rings and started feasting. What could he do?

"Alright, alright, never mind that. Little Yuezi, eat more, it's good for your health."

So Fang Yue, while shedding tears, ate his beloved Kunkun.

So fragrant... Fang Yue, oh Fang Yue, this is Kunkun, you are desecrating it!

Still so fragrant!

...It must be said, these elders truly lived up to their reputation as Spirit Beast Mountain elders; they actually thought of a way to restore Fang Yue to human form.

They tested him and found that Fang Yue was currently in a semi-demonic state.

The human and chicken bloodlines were mixed within his body. Since that was the case, they could refer to the method of demon beasts transforming, allowing Fang Yue to change back from a chicken to a human.

However, the Nine-Colored Brocade Chicken bloodline could not be eliminated.

Fortunately, the Seven-Aperture Beast Taming Heart was still present, which was a blessing in disguise.

Seeing this, Shen Qing stopped paying attention.

If he watched any longer, it would be dark.

Ning Zhenzhen, tired from a hard afternoon's work, carried her two Seven-Colored Brocade Chickens back to Xuanji Peak to borrow fire from Ye Shutong.

She also had fox fire, but it was far less effective than her Senior Sister's.

[Would you like to start settling the rewards for this script?]

The system inquired.

"Of course."

[The host modified Fang Yue's script, significantly affecting the future direction, causing Fang Yue, who should have been a normal human, to activate the non-existent Nine-Colored Brocade Chicken bloodline and evolve into a chicken. Karma value +1432!]

[The host modified Fang Yue's script, significantly affecting the future direction, causing the Nine-Colored Brocade Chicken Kunkun, who should have activated its bloodline and evolved, to fail to evolve. Fang Yue lost a capable assistant. Karma value +1234!]

[The host modified Fang Yue's script, causing him, who should have shown off, to lose great face in front of everyone, including Mu Qingge, whom he secretly admired. Karma value +666!]

[The host's Junior Sister skillfully executed a series of schemes, leading the Nine-Colored Brocade Chicken to the chopping block. It was not only stewed into a pot of soup, but Fang Yue also personally drank it. Karma value +555!]

[Fang Yue, mixed with the Nine-Colored Brocade Chicken bloodline, henceforth transformed from a human into a hybrid. Karma value +444!]

[Settlement complete.]

Adding them up, it was a total of 4331. Including the previous remaining 4667, there was a total of 8998.

With another 1002 Karma value, it would be another ten consecutive draws.

Not bad.

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