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92: Xiao Huo fell in love with Fang Yue
[Xiao Huo, who already loved beautiful women, was instantly attracted to Ye Shutong and Ning Zhenzhen. Lusting after them, he fell in love with Ye Shutong and Ning Zhenzhen.]
[To him, anything he sets his sights on must be obtained, whether it be people or objects. Therefore, Xiao Huo regards the host as a thorn in his side.]
Shen Qing thought for a moment and felt that Xiao Huo regarding him as a thorn in his side didn't seem like it would be a big deal.
His cheats aren't as big as mine.
First, let's assume that being possessed by a ghost could give him the strength of an Immortal, then...
Shen Qing counted his own Immortal trump cards. First, there was the Immortal Radiance, which was resting comfortably inside his body.
Next was a phoenix feather, which he also kept on his person.
Plus, there was the scapegoat puppet, which was equivalent to a second life. The revival point was his own fountain, so he didn't have to worry about being corpse-camped.
And there was also a Mythological Figure Experience Card.
It allowed him to randomly transform into a character from mythology for a limited time of half a minute.
Characters from mythology shouldn't be too weak, right?
And it didn't specify which mythology. If a god with the 'omniscient and omnipotent' tag appeared, wouldn't he be invincible?
I am the one, and also the one~
Alright, so being a thorn in his side doesn't matter anymore.
Then there's the lusting after beauty...
Rather than modifying it so he doesn't like them, Shen Qing felt it would be more interesting to add another object of affection for Xiao Huo.
But who should he add?
First, exclude women. Ao Feng is also excluded; he's too far away.
He's still in solitary confinement in the sea.
So, I choose you, Fang Yue!
At the end of the sentence 'fell in love with Ye Shutong and Ning Zhenzhen', add 'and also Fang Yue'.
Little Yuezi, don't mention it; it's the least I could do.
Otherwise, it would be a bit inappropriate to only be lovey-dovey with a lizard. As humans, we still need to interact more with people.
Shen Qing: 'System, can this Fang Yue be specified as the Son of Destiny, Fang Yue?'
[Yes, it can.]
'Alright.'
[Confirm modification?]
'Yes.'
[Modification successful.]
Xiao Huo, who was currently eating some yellow, foul-smelling, mushy object, suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind.
Vaguely, a blurry figure appeared in the depths of his mind.
He had never met them, yet they were the lover of his dreams.
Love, love, love—he loved them to death!
"I must have him!"
Xiao Huo suddenly clenched his yellow hand into a fist.
"We're going back," Zhao Mingyue said lazily with a yawn to Yun Xuan.
Theoretically, there were still things for her, the Peak Master, to do, but she was lazy.
Besides, there was someone eating feces over there; it was disgusting.
Although Zhao Mingyue didn't actually watch Xiao Huo eating feces, just thinking about it was revolting.
In addition, Yun Xuan was her Junior Brother and couldn't beat her anyway, so she called the shots.
"Senior Sister..."
Sect Master Yun Xuan had a bitter look on his face.
But in the next moment, the group of four from Xuanji Peak had already vanished from the Yin Xian Terrace.
They returned to Xuanji Peak.
Seeing this, Yun Xuan could only let out a deep sigh.
He had no choice; he was the Sect Master, and someone had to receive the Peak Master of another Holy Land.
"Elder Mei, tell him to stop eating."
This kind of special hobby should be kept private.
"Xiao Huo, how is your meal going?"
As a good Master, Elder Mei decided to ask for Xiao Huo's opinion.
*Burp~*
Xiao Huo let out a full burp. "I'm a bit full, but there's still so much left..."
The powerful laxative truly lived up to its name; Xiao Huo's spraying hadn't stopped even now.
"Junior Brother, close your steel gate!"
As the Eldest Senior Brother, Lei Hao was somewhat embarrassed.
How could a Golden Core Ninth Heaven still be spraying so violently? At this Realm, one shouldn't even need to excrete anymore. Could this be a side effect of a secret technique?
"No one can control what I, Xiao Huo, want to do!"
Xiao Huo, who already didn't get along with Lei Hao, glared back immediately upon hearing Lei Hao give him orders and even attempt to control his organs.
"This is the Star Sect's territory. Junior Brother, stop it. Don't embarrass Master."
Lei Hao pleaded bitterly.
Mainly because he, as the Senior Brother, would also lose face.
"Embarrass?" Elder Mei was puzzled. "How so?"
Xiao Huo rolled something in his hand into a ball and then threw it!
*Splat!*
It hit Lei Hao right in the face.
"Did you hear that? Master has no objection, so what right do you have to speak!"
Having received Elder Mei's approval, Xiao Huo was incredibly confident and even kindly asked, "Master, do you want to eat some?"
"No need, you eat."
Elder Mei waved her hand.
Lei Hao: "???"
"Motherfucker!"
He wiped his face, gagging incessantly from disgust.
*Splat!*
He threw it back at Xiao Huo.
"I've been annoyed with you for a long time. Die!"
Seeing this, Xiao Huo was also enraged. How dare you insult me, Young Master Xiao!
Humph, I can produce ammunition on this side; what do you have to compete with me?
*Splat!*
A clump of yellow mush flew through the air and, with the addition of Xiao Huo's flames, smashed into Lei Hao's face.
"You're sick! You're looking for death, aren't you?!"
Lei Hao was at the end of his tether.
*Splat!*
He threw it back again.
"Alright, stop fooling around."
Elder Mei stopped them.
Lei Hao's chest heaved as he glared fiercely at Xiao Huo.
At the same time, he was somewhat dissatisfied with Master for favoring Xiao Huo.
Yun Xuan let out another heavy sigh.
They're insane!
Sigh, I'll have to renovate the Yin Xian Terrace; the cost...
I'll go ask Wunian City for it later.
If they don't give it, I'll replay today's situation for their Sect Master to see.
Gradually, people began to feel dissatisfied with Xiao Huo.
If you're going to defecate, then do it, but can't you do it faster?
You're wasting our time.
"Junior Brother, I'll teach you a way," Li Kun said.
"Huh?" Xiao Huo, who was working hard, looked up.
Li Kun: "Fold your body down and connect your mouth with your place of Reincarnation. Wouldn't that be much more efficient?"
Xiao Huo: "!"
*Hiss!*
That's a great idea!
For a Golden Core Ninth Heaven, folding one's body wasn't difficult.
Thus, after some maneuvering by Xiao Huo, his mouth and steel gate were successfully connected.
Self-produced and self-consumed!
Sect Master Yun Xuan held his forehead.
What a... freak.
The Yin Xian Terrace purified itself.
The accommodations for these Disciples would naturally be arranged by others, but Elder Mei couldn't be treated casually.
Yun Xuan only wanted to get things settled quickly and not stay with this bunch of freaks any longer.
This Elder Mei actually encouraged her own Disciple to eat feces; in Yun Xuan's heart, she was already a ruthless person.
...
...
Xuanji Peak.
Ning Zhenzhen returned the sea-calming divine iron bead to Shen Qing.
It wasn't good for her to hold onto this thing; she was afraid it would explode.
And Shen Qing then gave it to Zhao Mingyue.
To refine the messy contents inside into a Magic Treasure that wouldn't explode, it was better to let Zhao Mingyue do it than to find an Artifact Refiner.
For an Immortal King, whether one knew Artifact Refining or not was no longer important.
With enough force, even a brick can fly, let alone force at the Immortal King level.
"Make it into a Magic Treasure, huh..."
Tossing the pitch-black iron bead, Zhao Mingyue tried to open it, but found her Divine Sense was like mud entering the ocean, without the slightest reaction.
"This thing of yours is quite interesting; even I can't open it."
Shen Qing was slightly surprised: "Is it that powerful?"
"It's more than just 'that powerful'."
Zhao Mingyue rolled her eyes.
However, she didn't ask about its origin.
Whatever.