91: Fragrant, made

Seeing Xiao Huo so determined, Elder Mei scanned him and realized he was speaking entirely from his heart, with no outside influence altering his will.

She was going crazy inside.

Is this third Disciple of mine insane?!

Left with no choice, she had to try approaching the situation through Shen Qing.

"Junior Martial Nephew Shen, why don't we just let today's matter go?"

Shen Qing shrugged and said helplessly, "Elder Mei, look at him. I'm in a difficult position too."

"Who knew Junior Brother Xiao would take a joke so seriously?"

After saying that, he let out a sigh.

"Please accept this Magic Treasure, Junior Martial Nephew Shen, and try to talk some sense into him!"

Elder Mei took out a fiery red gourd and handed it to Shen Qing.

"This item is called the Flame-Swallowing Treasure Gourd; it can absorb flames."

She gave a brief introduction.

This is good stuff.

"Thank you, Elder Mei." Since it was being handed to him, it was only right to accept it first, so Shen Qing took it directly.

Elder Mei was surprised once again.

Normally, shouldn't you decline, and then I insist on giving it?

Shouldn't there be three rounds of refusal and offering before I finally give this Magic Treasure away?

"Junior Brother Xiao, did you see that? Elder Mei gave me a Magic Treasure just so you wouldn't have to eat shit."

Shen Qing slapped him on the shoulder. "Just have some consideration for her as an elder and stop making a scene."

"It wasn't easy for your parents to raise you with such care, and now you actually want to eat shit? Aren't you bringing shame to their faces?"

Xiao Huo snorted and pushed Shen Qing away, looking as cold and arrogant as a Dragon King. "No one can stop what I, Xiao Huo, set out to do!"

"Even if it's eating shit?" Li Kun asked.

"Even if it's eating shit!" Xiao Huo replied.

"But there's no shit here," Lei Hao said.

"I know! Spirit Beast Mountain has some!" Ning Zhenzhen raised her hand. "There are many low-level Spirit Beasts over there."

Low-level Spirit Beasts have to defecate eventually, after all.

"What are you two doing joining in on this nonsense?" Elder Mei scolded her two Disciples.

"Xiao Huo, stop this nonsense. Since Junior Martial Nephew Shen has already forgiven you, let the matter rest."

"You brat, what the hell are you doing!" Old Mo also scolded him.

Xiao Huo: "No, I'm going to eat it!"

[Xiao Huo's determination to eat shit is so firm that it makes Elder Mei take notice. Seeing how resolute he is, she prepares to knock Xiao Huo unconscious to prevent him from eating shit.]

It popped up again.

And it was a single-sentence script.

Shen Qing felt that Elder Mei was not being respectful enough of Xiao Huo's will.

He changed "prepares to knock Xiao Huo unconscious" to "does not prepare to knock Xiao Huo unconscious."

He changed "to prevent him from eating shit" to "to ensure he definitely eats shit."

[Modification Successful]

"Very well," Elder Mei suddenly sighed softly.

Everyone, including Lei Hao and Li Kun, along with a group of Wunian City Disciples, looked over.

What was she planning to do?

Elder Mei: "Since you insist on this, then eat it!"

Lei Hao/Li Kun: "Huh?"

Their first reaction was to doubt their own ears.

Master, how are the two of us supposed to face anyone in the future?

When someone asks, oh—

You're the Senior Brothers of that shit-eating Xiao Huo, right? I know, I know.

I heard he ate it with such gusto.

Do you guys eat it too?

When that time comes, the two of us will truly have no face left.

Hearing this, Xiao Huo said expectantly, "Master, are you serious?"

"I am!" Elder Mei said. "I've thought about it. A person cannot stand without credibility. Since you've made a promise, you must fulfill it."

Xiao Huo: "Good, I'll eat it!"

Master and Disciple smiled at each other.

One felt her educational philosophy was very open-minded and that her three Disciples would surely become great figures in the future.

The other felt that his Master trusted and supported him so much.

Joining this sect was the best decision he ever made.

In comparison, Old Mo was still trying to stop him, which was simply unreasonable.

Xiao Huo even glanced at Ye Shutong and Ning Zhenzhen.

How's that? You must be captivated by my heroic and majestic posture, right?

However, he found that Ye Shutong wasn't looking at him at all, while Ning Zhenzhen looked as if she were staring at an idiot.

Even this can't move you?

Interesting~

"Has she gone mad too?!"

Old Mo simply couldn't believe what he was hearing.

What is wrong with every single one of them?!

Xiao Huo: "Shut up! I won't allow you to slander my Master!"

Old Mo: "?"

Fine, fine, fine.

The one who lets you eat shit is your Master and cannot be slandered.

So I'm the bad guy for trying to stop you, is that it?

"Let's go, to Spirit Beast Mountain!"

Seeing that Elder Mei hadn't objected and had even agreed with Xiao Huo's idea, Yun Xuan also felt a bit of a headache.

But he didn't know what to say.

Since the Master and Disciple had no issues, he, as an outsider, should keep quiet.

Shen Qing: "System, use a Strong Laxative on Xiao Huo."

[Understood.]

Pfft!

Xiao Huo's face suddenly turned bright red.

The Wunian City Disciples and Elder Mei, who were standing close to Xiao Huo, all smelled a strange odor.

They heard a loud noise.

While they were wondering what happened, Shen Qing tugged at Zhao Mingyue's sleeve and then, with one hand each, pulled Ye Shutong and Ning Zhenzhen back repeatedly.

Once they had retreated to a safe distance, Zhao Mingyue also appeared behind Shen Qing.

She rested her chin on Shen Qing's shoulder and asked, "Was this your doing?"

Shen Qing denied it: "Not me, I didn't."

The following scene was too nauseating, so he covered Ye Shutong's and Ning Zhenzhen's eyes.

"What happened?"

The little fox's curiosity was piqued to the extreme.

She desperately wanted to know what was going on.

"Just don't look, trust me."

Ye Shutong didn't mind; she even went as far as to block out the surrounding smells.

Forget about air, not even Spiritual Qi could reach them from Xiao Huo's direction.

The Sect Master also moved far away from that spot.

Pfft—

Another strange sound.

But this time, the Wunian City Disciples knew what was happening.

Because what followed was—splat, splat, splat!

A continuous sound like rolling thunder, followed by some foul substance staining Xiao Huo's clothes.

It was a shade of yellow that was hard to describe.

Elder Mei: "You, you, you...!"

I only told you to eat it, I didn't tell you to produce it!

"Motherfucker!"

Lei Hao and Li Kun, who were standing close by, had faces as dark as Zhang Fei's as they quickly scrambled away.

It almost sprayed onto their hands!

Xiao Huo was embarrassed at first, but then his eyes lit up.

Since I'm going to eat, aren't these the perfect fresh ingredients?

Great!

I didn't know which way Spirit Beast Mountain was anyway, so now I don't have to ask for directions.

Everyone saw Xiao Huo straining powerfully as a certain yellow substance sprayed out through his pants.

Keep in mind, there were several layers of fabric involved.

And these weren't just the clothes of a Mortal.

"Blegh!"

Finally, the first person vomited.

One after another, everyone distanced themselves from Xiao Huo.

Of course, the image-recording stones had to be brought out.

They usually found Xiao Huo to be arrogant and domineering, so this embarrassing moment had to be recorded.

However, that wasn't all. What they found surprising and terrifying was Xiao Huo's next move.

It was also this move that made Elder Mei stop her plan of opening a spatial portal to dump Xiao Huo somewhere random and find him after he was finished.

Xiao Huo... he crouched down.

He scooped up a certain yellow substance with his hands and began to devour it ravenously.

He dry-heaved as he ate, and after he finished heaving, he continued eating.

He was eating with great joy.

As if it were some delicious, celestial delicacy.

It's so fragrant, let's feast.

A female Disciple from Wunian City screamed, "Those hands! Those hands have held mine before!"

"Don't even start. He tried to kiss me before. Although I didn't agree, it's still so disgusting to think about!"

"I'm going to tell all the sisters in the sect when I get back not to be fooled by Xiao Huo!"

"How can you all say that? Even when Senior Brother Xiao is eating shit, he's still so manly~"

A certain male Disciple said in a high-pitched voice while daintily pointing his finger.

"Eww~"

The others quickly moved away from him.

And a single thought became firmly rooted in their minds.

Xiao Huo is not to be trifled with—he actually dares to eat shit!

Shen Qing found it disgusting and began checking Xiao Huo's first script.