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136: If you dare to ask, I dare to answer!

The Lieutenant General's expression was stiff, and the smile on his face was intriguing.

Sure enough... Su Yun was the legendary conversation killer... Great wisdom disguised as folly, one couldn't help but be impressed... For a moment.

The Lieutenant General, as the initiator of the topic, grinned.

He responded, "Comrade Su Yun's answer is very unique!"

"Don't worry, after the conference is over, I will definitely ask the victim who was slapped on the head by the imperial seal of china..."

"Slapping someone with the imperial seal of china is an experience, and at the same time, being slapped is also an experience!"

— — [Pffft hahaha! The Lieutenant General is truly worthy of being a Lieutenant General!]

— — [He speaks eloquently!]

— — [That feels so familiar... How about writing a 10,000-word post-slap reflection?]

— — [Zheng Jianfeng: You are noble! You are amazing!]

— — [Perhaps... this post-slap reflection could become a unique masterpiece in the literary world?]

The tens of millions of fans and netizens in the livestream room were already doubled over with laughter.

Su Yun did not speak again.

He had already described the feeling of slapping someone... As for the feeling of being slapped, that would have to be asked of Zheng Jianfeng, Big Brother Zheng!

At this very moment, Zheng Jianfeng, who was in charge of security and absolute alert command backstage.

His face alternated between white and green... Damn it, he was getting shot while lying down, wasn't he?

Regiment Commander Hu, standing nearby, didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and seriously asked, "Old Zheng, speaking of which... what does it feel like to be slapped on the head by the imperial seal of china!?"

Zheng Jianfeng: "..."

The first question ended, followed immediately by the second...

A man with the rank of Major General, who looked scholarly and wore glasses, stood up.

He asked, "Comrade Su Yun, I have some understanding of ancient tombs and am quite interested in them..."

"The question I want to ask is, what is different about the Qin Dynasty Ancient Tomb, specifically that Emperor's Tomb?"

This man was clearly focused on the Qin Dynasty Ancient Tomb.

Undoubtedly, this was also one of the trending topics followed closely by fans and netizens.

— — [They finally asked about the Qin Dynasty Ancient Tomb! This is what I wanted to know most!]

— — [Legend has it, didn't the qin dynasty have the elixir of immortality? Do you think... the ancient tomb might be another world?]

— — [A paradise? Could it be a fairyland...]

Su Yun tilted his head back and pondered briefly.

If he had to describe the scene inside the Qin Dynasty Ancient Tomb, he couldn't give specifics.

Yes, his memory was excellent, and after system development, his intelligence was extraordinary... Through the only tomb chamber he had entered, he could roughly deduce the other chambers, and by extension, the entire Qin Dynasty Ancient Tomb.

'Sigh...'

Su Yun sighed silently in his heart; he understood the curiosity of the world.

After all, the Qin Dynasty Ancient Tomb had a history of thousands of years, who wouldn't wonder what was inside?

After careful consideration.

Su Yun casually uttered a single word: "Big..."

The Major General frowned deeply and asked, "Besides 'big'? Could you use more adjectives?"

Su Yun replied, "Very big..."

Major General: ???

He asked again, "Exactly how big is it? What is inside?"

Su Yun instantly replied, "Very, very big... and there's nothing inside!"

Major General: ... Everyone: ???

Pfft... Unable to hold back, the Military Region generals present burst into laughter.

One dared to ask, the other dared to answer...

— — [Hahaha! Brother Su is doing this on purpose, right?]

— — [Very descriptive! Very apt! Now I know: The Qin Dynasty Ancient Tomb is very big!]

— — [Qin Dynasty Ancient Tomb: The first time I've been described this way! Mhmm! I really am very big!]

— — [Tomb designer: Thank you! You certainly know how to describe things!]

— — [Is it possible that Brother Su only knows that it's big...]

For a time, the commendation conference venue was filled with continuous chatter.

Everyone was amused by Su Yun's answer.

Backstage, He Zhendong's eyebrows twitched; he was also very curious about the Qin Dynasty Ancient Tomb.

He asked, "Young Brother, you went down with Comrade Su Yun, what are your thoughts?"

He saw that Fatty Wang Fan looked honest and figured he would be more articulate, right?

Wang Fan thought for a moment and opened his mouth: "Dark..."

"If you keep asking, I can only say that the ancient tomb is very, very dark..."

"Mhm... You can think of it as a bottomless pit!"

He Zhendong: ... Fine, sure enough, two different kinds of people cannot sleep on the same bed.

The two were indeed worthy partners; their thought processes were wonderfully strange!

The Major General refused to give up and adjusted his glasses.

He asked again, "Comrade Su Yun, can you tell us how you managed to escape?"

Su Yun stated directly, "Just like I said before, I accidentally picked up the tomb key..."

"And then I came out!"

Everyone: ???

The scene once again fell into silence.

The Archaeological Experts and Old Hu's Gang watching the livestream outside were completely dumbfounded.

After listening for a long time, the summary was just one word: Picked up!

The Qin Dynasty Ancient Tomb was blown open when Su Yun accidentally picked up a grenade while digging for sweet potatoes... Escaping from behind the tomb's massive stone door involved accidentally picking up a key and walking out... Good heavens... How is he so good at picking things up?

Tens of thousands of people had their worldview shattered and doubted life itself: Can someone please explain this scientifically!

If you say he's absurd, he actually accomplished it.

If you say he's not absurd, when has anything he's done been something a normal person could achieve?

Regiment Commander Hu was once again at a loss whether to laugh or cry, "Comrade Su Yun is truly a divine person!"

Zheng Jianfeng shook his head, already used to it: "Regiment Commander, honestly... this is nothing."

"I suspect that if there had been a needle in the tomb chamber at the time, he could have poked it, and the tomb door would still have opened..."

Yes... With just a few words, Su Yun had left all the military officers and generals present utterly convinced.

What else was there to ask?

He was just that amazing, he was just good at picking things up, he was just that refreshing and unconventional... It was impossible not to be impressed...

Thus, the Q&A session of the commendation conference concluded hastily.

Su Yun stepped down to the backstage area.

Fatty Wang Fan immediately hoisted the camera onto his shoulder and introduced, "Brother! Look who this is!"

His gaze fell upon He Zhendong.

Su Yun was immediately drawn in by the other party's aura... He didn't look like an ordinary veteran. Could it be that... everyone feeding pigs in the Military Region logistics department was an expert?

Shaking his head, Su Yun simply stopped thinking about it and proactively extended his hand: "Hello, I am Su Yun!"

"Hello, Young Brother Su Yun, from now on, just call me Grandpa He!"

After they introduced themselves and got acquainted.

Next came the lunch segment.

Because the commendation conference was held, the workload of the mess hall increased, and they had prepared a sumptuous meal early.

Su Yun and his group sat at the same table as a group of Military Region generals... Chang Wei was latched onto his milk bottle, eating crazily.

Everyone looked at each other, and the atmosphere was slightly subtle...

Finally, it was Zheng Jianfeng, who was quite familiar with Su Yun, who spoke.

He asked, "Brother Su Yun, after we finish eating, our Military Region will hold a farewell ceremony for you!"

"I wonder... where do you plan to go after leaving this time?"

After all, their military's Commander of the Southern Theater Command, He Zhendong, was currently with Su Yun... The Commander's whereabouts and safety must be guaranteed!

Furthermore... due to Su Yun's ominous hands, ominous luck, and ominous tendency to pick things up... the officials felt it was best to proceed with extreme caution in everything...

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