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193: Crunchy and delicious! It's dozens of times more nutritious than beef!
It was a rare day of great fortune.
Whether he could win or not was irrelevant.
Su Yun decided: He was going to the seaside for a seafood buffet!
Leaving the Longhai City Police Bureau... Director Chen had just finished breakfast and walked out of the cafeteria.
Seeing the backs of the two people leaving, he asked, "Old Hong, where are those two going?"
"The seaside!"
"To do what?"
"They said they were going fishing... looking at the sea... and picking up plastic bottles!"
"And while they're at it, trying their luck to see some bikinis or something..."
Director Chen grinned: "They are young people after all."
"The seaside is good, the seaside is wide open... there's no danger there!"
"I'll leave the Police Bureau to you for now, Old Hong!"
He patted Officer Hong on the shoulder.
"Director, where are you off to now!?"
Director Chen smiled mysteriously: "My lumbar spine has been hurting badly lately, so I'm going to find a traditional Chinese doctor to take a look!"
"Don't worry, Deputy Director Zhang and I are going together..."
... In the taxi.
A light breeze ruffled their hair, and the air faintly carried the scent of the ocean.
Fatty Wang Fan laughed: "Brother Su, I prepared a few pairs of swimming trunks!"
"Take a look, what do you think?"
"Although we're going to the beach to pick up trash, we can't look too unusual, right?"
As he spoke, he pulled two pairs of swimming trunks out of his backpack.
One was poop-yellow, and the other was tender pink... SpongeBob and Patrick Star... Su Yun was speechless: "Fatty, is this all the taste you have?"
Swish swish... Just as he finished speaking, Wang Fan pulled out a few more pairs from his backpack.
"Brother Su! I also have briefs here!"
"Although wearing them might be a bit shameful... I think you'll like them!"
When the briefs were taken out.
Su Yun couldn't resist raising his hand: "My hand is itching, I want to slap something..."
— [Of the eighteen martial arts, Fatty only practices being cheap!]
— [The cheap path leads to success, the Martial Arts Supreme... Invincible under the heavens!]
— [Holy crap, these damn swimming trunks are flashier than my girlfriend's!]
— [I can't stop laughing! If you wear those, the rate of people turning their heads will definitely be high! You'll absolutely become the flashiest guy on the beach!]
— [Damn! The image is too vivid! Just thinking about it makes my eyes burn!]
After a session of "loving education".
Su Yun and his group bought two normal swimsuits from a shop near the beach.
And so... two figures appeared on the beach, holding iron arm grabbers, carrying large baskets on their backs, wearing flip-flops, and dressed in swimming trunks.
"Woohoo! Ocean! Your Fat Master is here!"
Wang Fan spread his arms wide.
His eyes randomly locked onto several stunning beauties on the beach... From afar, he shouted, "Brother Su! You don't need to worry about me!"
"Just let me desperately throw myself into the embrace of the ocean!"
"Ah! O... Ocean! I'm coming!"
Su Yun: "..."
He put Chang Wei down from his pants pocket.
The Little fellow was a landlubber, seeing the seaside for the first time... Looking at the colorful swimsuits and the surging waves of the ocean... for a moment, it was timid and cautiously crouched beside Su Yun's feet.
"Let's go... follow Daddy to the seaside to pick up trash."
"And while we're at it, let's also take care of lunch!"
The joy of the seaside is hard to imagine on land.
Tactilely, the soles of their feet sank into the soft sand... their whole being was cast into the embrace of Mother Ocean... Visually, the sea was vast and boundless, the dark blue water surged with waves... and there were countless handsome men and beautiful women in swimsuits and trunks...
— [Brother Su! You are the best!]
— [So this is what the seaside is like?]
— [Did you think I liked the seaside? What I actually like is the "scenery" at the seaside!]
— [I'm a pervert! I openly love watching!]
— [Those lacking nutrition should watch more... striving to lie down in the ICU soon!]
— [If you want to live long and healthy, black silk and swimsuits are indispensable...]
— [Whether we pick up trash or not is no longer important! I just love the seaside!]
— [There are oysters at the seaside, right? I usually watch, eat, and replenish at the same time...]
The traffic in the livestream room increased rather than decreased!
One person and one animal wandered along the beach... Every now and then, *squish*, a plastic bottle was flattened underfoot.
With a toss, the plastic bottle followed a perfect parabolic arc... landing precisely in the basket!
"Brothers, today I, Ah San, will show you a unique skill!"
"Catching an octopus barehanded!"
"Is anyone opening a betting pool? Place your bets now!"
On a remote stretch of beach, in a secluded corner.
Su Yun, who was focused on picking up trash, suddenly heard a passionate roar... He followed the sound and looked over.
At this moment... a young man with dyed yellow hair was holding a camera in one hand and a live octopus in the other!
The octopus's suction cups clung tightly to the young man's arm... and the young man, smiling widely, bit fiercely into the octopus tentacle!
"Brothers! If you enjoyed watching, give Ah San a follow!"
He took several more big bites... After a while.
The young man named Ah San noticed Su Yun.
Instantly... he blinked repeatedly.
He looked up and down, left and right... Suddenly, he seemed to realize something.
He stammered, "Brother... Brother Su!"
"Me! I'm Ah San!"
"A contestant in 'the strongest challenger'! Number 189, that's me!"
"Brothers! Look who I found!"
The camera turned... and Su Yun's helpless yet handsome face appeared before everyone.
— [Holy crap! It really is the big brother from the show!]
— [Ah San! Cling to his leg!]
— [Ah San is a tide harvester, and Brother Su picks up trash... The two of them can totally form a strong alliance!]
— [Ah San: For our first meeting, I'll perform eating an octopus raw for Brother Su!]
Ah San eagerly and proactively stepped forward.
He tightly grasped Su Yun's hands: "Brother Su! I'm your fan!"
"Oh right! I forgot to tell you, I'm a tide harvester..."
"Tide harvester, tide harvesting spirit..."
"Come on, Brother Su! I'll show you around!"
This guy knows how to piggyback on traffic.
Of course, Su Yun didn't say anything... He asked, "Ah San, when you harvest the tide at the seaside, do you get a salary?"
Ah San was stunned: "Salary? Where would I get a salary?"
"I'm the same as you, Brother Su... I harvest the tide, collect the seafood, and sell it at the seafood market!"
"However much I sell, whatever I earn, it's all mine!"
Hearing this, Su Yun nodded.
Indeed, tide harvesting and his trash picking shared the same wonderful features.
Mainly that they were free... and random... Su Yun asked again, "Then how do you usually handle your meals?"
As he spoke... Ah San smiled meaningfully.
He randomly pulled a small crab from the mesh bag beside him... "Brother Su."
"My meals are too simple."
"Set up the pot and heat the oil right here..."
"Either hot pot, or stir-fry!"
"Or, original flavor, crunchy!"
"Like this..."
Ah San pinched the small crab.
He shoved it directly into his mouth... "Mmm! Tastes like crab! Crunchy!"
"The nutrition is dozens of times higher than beef!"