55: I asked you to catch eels, and you brought out a field artillery!?

The dark iron barrel was aimed directly at Wang Fan.

He didn't know why, but a chill ran down his spine.

Looking at the dark iron barrel.

Wang Fan seemed to see... his great-grandmother waving frantically at him!

The river surface churned, and fish and insects rolled around.

Hundreds of thousands of netizens in the livestream room stared intently.

— — [What in the world is making such a huge commotion?]

— — [Holy cow! How did my immortal cultivation mansion get pulled out by the Streamer? I'm in the middle of cultivating my Golden Core right now!]

— — [Godzilla: Who touched my nuclear wastewater straw?!]

— — [Damn, everyone's so talented! Can't we just quietly watch the livestream for a bit?]

— — [I bet it's a big piece of trash; that iron pipe could sell for a lot of money!]

— — [Let's start betting, I'll bet a hundred yuan on recycled trash!]

— — [Small bets for fun, I'll bet on Iron Man...]

— — [Alright! So this is how we're playing, huh! Two hundred big ones! I'll bet on the Hulk!]

The barrage of comments was endless, lively and bustling... Not far away.

Officer Hong was hiding behind a tree.

He hadn't even unzipped his pants when Bureau Chief Chen called.

He instructed: "Old Hong."

"The Wild River bomb incident involves quite a lot."

"Deputy Director Zhang and I are going to the Director's office to give a report."

"Please keep an eye on Brother Su Yun for me."

"Don't let him cause any more trouble..."

Officer Hong patted his chest, swearing solemnly.

"Don't worry, Bureau Chief."

"I've been with him the whole time."

"Brother Su Yun definitely won't cause any more trouble!"

Bombs and grenades have already been fished out.

How much more trouble could he cause?

At most, it would be good if that kid could fish out a fish!

It should be according to Newton's Second Law, right?

Or the Pythagorean theorem?

Brother Su Yun can only cause trouble once a day.

Officer Hong was confident.

He declared.

With him there, there would be no accidents!

Dudu du... After hanging up the phone.

The strong urge to pee that he had held back for so long came over him.

He unzipped his pants.

Rumble!

Not far away, a huge commotion erupted on the surface of the Wild River.

The riverbank shook three times.

"Holy cow..."

Wang Fan "leapt" up from his spot.

His eyes wide.

His mouth agape, his face full of disbelief.

He watched the dark, muddy, yet still majestic behemoth.

Slap!

Wang Fan slapped himself hard across the face.

It hurt! A burning pain!

Damn it, he wasn't dreaming... This was real!

Wang Fan's lips twitched wildly.

He forcibly suppressed the urge to turn around and run away immediately.

He repeated in his heart again and again: My brother and I have a bond from moving corpses, I can't run, I can't run!

Why should I run? At most, I'm a witness!

Ah, right!

What if it's a model that a toy factory didn't want and threw into the river?

Wang Fan set up mental defenses, trying his best to comfort himself.

He mustered his courage.

Looking at the field artillery gun continuously emerging from the river... "Mommy!"

"I'm scared..."

Wang Fan broke down again.

As for Su Yun.

At this moment, he was only focused on wrestling with the behemoth.

From the moment the iron barrel mouth appeared.

He had dived into the river.

Holding his breath, determined to catch that eel... Rumble!

The field artillery gun was completely pushed to the riverbank by Su Yun.

Pat pat pat... An eel thicker than the mouth of a Farmer's Three Fists mineral water bottle came into view.

"Wang Fan, well done!"

"We..."

Su Yun looked up, shaking the water droplets from his hair.

Eh?

What the hell... where did this field artillery gun come from!

At this moment, two streams of clear tears flowed uncontrollably from Wang Fan's eyes.

"Brother!"

"You're the one who did well!"

This field artillery gun was pushed out of the river by sheer force.

Wang Fan was crying and snotting.

"Brother..."

"Didn't you say you were going down to the river to catch eels?"

"Why did you push out a cannon!?!"

Su Yun: ???

So the iron pipe he had been pushing for so long was a cannon?

It sounded as if he really wanted to push out this field artillery gun!

Damn it.

How was I supposed to know that thing was a cannon!

I just wanted to catch eels, not push out a cannon!

At this moment, the barrage in the livestream room exploded.

— — [Second Company Commander! Is that my Italian cannon?]

— — [Fire! Fire! Fire!]

— — [Damn, this is insane! Streamer, can you do something normal for once!]

— — [I understand fishing out a bomb, but what does it mean to catch an eel and push out a field artillery gun!?!]

— — [Streamer, are you poisoned?!]

— — [You tell him to pick up trash, and he only picks up corpses!]

— — [No corpses, now he's salvaging military weapons from the river!]

— — [That's a crime, a real crime!]

— — [Refund! Damn it, I lost so much I don't even have my underwear left!]

— — [Brothers, see you on the rooftop!]

— — [Who could have bet on this? Who would have thought he'd push a field artillery gun out of the river!]

— — [Hahahaha! This Streamer is good, he really pushes out a cannon when he has one!]

A field artillery gun caused a sensation across the entire network... Program headquarters.

The leaders, who hadn't even had a hot meal yet.

Were hastily summoned to the office by the Chief Director.

Seeing the group of people looking impatient and complaining.

The Chief Director understood.

Everyone felt tired, right?

Everyone thought I, the old man, was making trouble for no reason, right?

Before the heads of various departments below could speak.

The Chief Director "clicked" on the projector switch.

"Come!"

"Please watch the livestream replay!"

The Chief Director was very thoughtful, starting the playback from when Su Yun jumped into the river.

The department heads and team leaders watched very carefully.

For no other reason than that it was Number 54!

At first, everything was fine, he was seriously fishing... "Chief Director, Number 54 is doing quite well."

"Director, don't worry, if he drowns himself, that's his own ability..."

"Although the bomb he fished out earlier was scary, at least the crisis has been resolved, hasn't it?"

"Chief Director, don't be angry, it's just a portable miniature camera, we'll just buy a few more in the future!"

"Young people, it's understandable if they're a bit outrageous."

"Yes, yes, Chief Director, we need to broaden our horizons!"

A group of show-offs thought the Chief Director was concerned about the miniature camera Su Yun was wearing.

How much was that thing worth anyway?

Chief Director: "..."

He just smiled, not speaking.

Rumble!

It was at the moment when the image of Su Yun pushing the field artillery gun out of the river appeared.

The department heads and team leaders were stunned!

Seeing these people's faces turn pale.

Each of them was dumbfounded and incredulous.

The Chief Director was secretly pleased.

"Come, everyone, broaden your horizons!"

Everyone: "..."

Whoosh whoosh whoosh... A group of people took deep breaths, constantly adjusting their emotions.

Each of them lowered their heads, not daring to look at the field artillery gun.

Fishing out a bomb was already outrageous enough.

This time, that was a field artillery gun... Is this something a human would do?

Head of the Monitoring Team: "Chief Director, let's run away!"

Head of the Logistics Team: "Director, I suddenly remembered, my eighty-year-old mother just gave birth to another brother for me..."

Head of the Props Team: "Oh dear! Director... my wife just messaged me saying our son, who just turned one month old, ran away from home riding our husky!"

Head of the Data Team: "Director... I suddenly have hemorrhoids that I want to have removed..."