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182: Fireworks shooting down airplanes? Did I do something amazing again?

Cold sweat the size of beans kept dripping down Officer Hong's forehead... At this moment, he felt his worldview being utterly crushed.

Seriously, everything seems to be connected to Su Yun!?

Su Yun smiled: "Officer Hong, don't misunderstand, I don't shoot down planes..."

"However, I do set off fireworks."

Everyone: ???

Officer Hong's voice wasn't quiet, and everyone nearby heard it clearly!

Ma Da and the other firefighters wore strange expressions.

They were astonished by Su Yun's own composure... That was over a dozen lives!

Could it be... he wasn't worried at all? Not scared!?

In contrast, Deng Zhiyong and Officer Hong's heads were buzzing!

They were completely bewildered, their intelligence failing them... β€” [Pfft hahaha! I knew it!]

β€” [This is going down in history!]

β€” [Firework: I never thought in My life I'd hit a plane!]

β€” [Helicopter: I didn't realize you were so fierce, little brother Firework!]

Deng Zhiyong ignored everything else.

He quickly took a couple of steps and arrived in front of Su Yun: "You... Young comrade!"

"What do you mean by that? Are you saying the helicopter crash is related to you!?"

Su Yun nodded, admitting: "I suppose so!"

Deng Zhiyong gasped.

His eyes narrowed slightly: "Why did you shoot down the plane?"

"There must be a reason, right? Also, who told you to shoot it down? What did you use to hit it!?"

There were no anti-aircraft missiles, no cannons... Could it be that your words just make things happen?

Hearing this, Su Yun replied: "Who said I wanted to shoot down a plane?"

"I was just setting off a firework!"

"It was that helicopter that insisted on crashing into My firework!"

"And also... I was doing safety promotion at the Fire Station!"

"Do you understand safety promotion?"

He felt wronged too, alright?

Why did the helicopter have to appear at that exact moment... It just had to appear when Su Yun was setting off a firework!

And even if it appeared... it just had to crash into the firework!

β€” [Good! Blame the victim!]

β€” [Nothing wrong with that, Brother Su!]

β€” [I said that firework looked weird, seriously affecting the visual effect!]

β€” [Brother Su's implication: I just set off a firework, and it hit a helicopter, so that's My fault?]

β€” [Yeah, exactly! The helicopter crashed into the firework itself!]

β€” [Who instructed it? If you're going to investigate, why don't you go find the Fire Station...]

Fatty Wang Fan also chimed in: "I guarantee with My two hundred catties of fat! My Brother speaks nothing but the truth!"

"Now! I strongly suspect that the helicopter pilot had a grudge against us!"

"The sky is so vast, so huge... Why fly into our firework when it could fly anywhere else!?"

Yes, they had only set off a firework... Suddenly.

Deng Zhiyong, Officer Hong, and the Security Bureau members present.

Were dumbfounded and utterly confused... So, you set off a firework and managed to shoot down a helicopter?

What the hell... If I say this outside, is it scientific? Does it conserve energy? Is there justice?

Deng Zhiyong frowned slightly: It sounds like the two of you are feeling wronged now?

"Sigh..."

Officer Hong was numb: "Old Deng, don't get worked up yet."

"Let Me try to straighten this out for you..."

"Look, I understand the situation now."

"Su Yun and his group set off a firework, and then, the helicopter crashed into it, and then it crashed..."

"Are they at fault? No, right?"

"Did they break the law? No, right?"

"So..."

Deng Zhiyong was speechless.

In all his years as Director of the Security Bureau, this was the first time he had encountered something so outrageous!

Moreover, why was Officer Hong taking their side?

Why did it feel like Old Hong was afraid of this kid Su Yun!?

Officer Hong blinked, frantically hinting: Old Deng, this concerns the safety of your Security Bureau, you must handle this carefully!

Deng Zhiyong pulled out a box of cigarettes and nodded: "I need to think about this carefully..."

One man, one cigarette... standing under a large tree.

Deng Zhiyong pondered for more than ten minutes... and returned: "Come, Young Comrade Su Yun, right? Turn off the livestream and come with Me..."

Click!

The moment the livestream room went dark.

Hundreds of millions of fans and netizens were furious... β€” [Damn it! You shut it off just when it got interesting!?]

β€” [I took off My pants, and you give Me a black screen?]

β€” [I arranged several sets of hair styling just to mooch some WiFi and watch the livestream!]

β€” [I even skipped a date with My girlfriend! How dare you end the broadcast on Me?]

β€” [Having a private chat without Me, are you? I'll "boo hoo hoo" cry for you!]

β€” [Failing at the critical moment! I'm angry, Brother Su!]

β€” [They're not going to leave and never come back, are they? They're not going to give Brother Su a set of bulingbuling silver handcuffs, are they?]

Deng Zhiyong, Officer Hong, Su Yun, and Wang Fanβ€”the four of them... came to the huge hawthorn tree.

Deng Zhiyong pulled out the soft Huazi cigarettes from his pocket.

Four people, one cigarette each... Fatty Wang Fan glanced at the helicopter wreckage and asked: "Um, I want to know, is anyone still alive inside?"

"No..."

Deng Zhiyong stated bluntly: "They are thoroughly dead, even the cremation step has been skipped."

"Old Hong, later you have the forensic pathologist scrape out the ashes..."

Cigarette smoke curled up... The four stood under the hawthorn tree.

If the situation wasn't so inappropriate, they might have had a Hawthorn Tree romance... Halfway through the cigarette.

Deng Zhiyong flicked the ash: "Young Comrade Su Yun, I believe you should be able to tell Our identities."

"I am the Director of the Security Bureau, My surname is Deng..."

"To be honest, this incident involves serious matters and will affect national security..."

Hmm!?

Hearing this, Su Yun pondered for a moment.

He wasn't the kind of jerk who denies responsibility after the fact... nor was he a coward who shirks blame.

Admit mistakes, stand straight when punished... A true man knows when to yield and when to stand firm!

Su Yun took a drag of his cigarette: "Um... Director Deng, right?"

"I understand that when the Security Bureau handles affairs, it considers the overall situation!"

"The firework was indeed set off by Me..."

"I will bear the responsibility."

"How about this... You should arrest Me if you must, and execute Me if you must..."

He came here openly, and he would leave openly... Hiss!

As soon as these words were spoken.

Deng Zhiyong and Officer Hong exchanged glances and gasped.

After a long silence... Deng Zhiyong burst out laughing: "What a statement! 'Arrest Me if you must, execute Me if you must!'"

"Brother Su Yun! Just for that sentence! I guarantee your safety!"

Su Yun: ???

He didn't understand.

It wasn't until Officer Hong revealed the truth directly: "Brother Su Yun, let Me tell you the truth."

"The people on that helicopter were actually high-profile convicts from Japan who were being transferred..."

"So..."

Before he could finish speaking.

Fatty Wang Fan immediately jumped up: "Holy crap! High-profile convicts from Japan!?"

"Then they definitely deserved to die!"

"Why didn't you say so earlier!?"

"If I had known, I would have unzipped My pants and peed to put out the fire!"

"I've been a bit overheated recently, My urine is yellow..."

"Speaking of which... Since My Brother achieved such a great merit, shouldn't we discuss how to reward him?"

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