145: Su Yun: I just made a pot of mushroom soup!

Su Yun's phone call temporarily halted the office meeting.

Zheng Jianfeng answered confidently and asked with a laugh, "Brother Su Yun, good evening!"

"What made you decide to call me at this hour?"

"Did the dinner gathering go well? Drink a few extra cups for me!"

Su Yun: "..."

He lowered his head and looked at the group of Police Officers bundled up and writhing on the ground.

Go well?

Well... the poisoning certainly went very smoothly.

— — [Hahaha! Look at how they questioned our Brother Su!]

— — [I can feel it; Brother Su definitely didn't mean to!]

— — [Sigh... Brother Su, if you can't handle it, maybe you should just turn yourself in!]

— — [Where is he supposed to turn himself in? He's already at the Police Bureau!]

— — [There probably aren't enough hospital beds, right?]

— — [This is absolutely insane. I dare not imagine what Brother Su will face next...]

The livestream room of 100 million people.

When it came to excitement, it certainly wasn't a quiet moment.

The bullet comments were flooding the screen, and the fans and netizens were enjoying the drama.

Only Su Yun had a headache.

He forced a smile and replied, "Big Brother Zheng, actually... the dinner started off quite smoothly."

"But later... a small accident happened..."

Zheng Jianfeng was already used to this; hearing it was a small accident, he burst into laughter: "I knew you couldn't stay quiet!"

"Tell me, what kind of small accident? Could it be that... Director Chen and Old Hong can't solve it?"

"Hmm..."

Su Yun nodded and stated truthfully, "The situation is like this."

"Before leaving the Steel Regiment Military District, I went up the mountain and picked a sack of mushrooms, then I cooked a hotpot for everyone to eat..."

"I didn't expect... that I accidentally poisoned everyone!"

Zheng Jianfeng: ???

Cooked hotpot?! Mushrooms?!

His eyes widened instantly, and he stared blankly... Before leaving, Su Yun had gone up the mountain and picked a sack of mushrooms?!

That stuff... it's edible, yes, but... the danger level is extremely high... Zheng Jianfeng steeled himself and asked again, "Brother Su Yun, how many people... how many people were poisoned?"

At this moment, Regiment Commander Hu, who was drinking tea, also noticed the conversation between Zheng Jianfeng and Su Yun.

Poisoning via hotpot... small matter, small matter... But why did this brat call them when there are so many people at the Longhai City Police Bureau?

Su Yun replied, "I guess, maybe... everyone is included!"

Zheng Jianfeng: "What do you mean by everyone is included!?"

Su Yun stated seriously, "What I mean is, all the Police Officers at the Longhai City Police Bureau who were able to move and were not out on duty have probably been poisoned..."

"It was a gathering, after all, so everyone had to be neat and tidy..."

Zheng Jianfeng: ???

Regiment Commander Hu: ???

*Pfft*... A mouthful of tea reached his throat, but he couldn't swallow it.

Regiment Commander Hu looked terrified: Everyone!? Neat and tidy!?

This... does this mean... Su Yun called them because there was no one left at the Longhai City Police Bureau except for him?!

Zheng Jianfeng realized the same thing, his lips twitching wildly: How long has it even been... Are we going to be able to live peacefully?

Can he not cause trouble for even a moment?

— — [What the heck does 'neat and tidy' mean!]

— — [Brother Su, you really know how to describe things! Please don't describe them next time!]

— — [Brother Su: I didn't want this either, who knew the mushrooms were poisonous?]

— — [Our Brother Su is being wronged, alright? All he wanted was to make a poisonous mushroom hotpot to poison everyone; what did he do wrong!?]

— — [It really was delicious, maybe... everyone got dizzy from the aroma?]

— — [See... I told you, 'try it and die'...]

Zheng Jianfeng and Regiment Commander Hu exchanged glances.

Suddenly, a familiar, kind, and amiable face simultaneously appeared in both their minds... Poisoned, dizzy... Everyone, neat and tidy... Could it be!?

Regiment Commander Hu snatched the phone and shouted, "Comrade Su Yun! Is that Old Comrade from our Steel Regiment Military District doing alright?!"

"The one who feeds the pigs in the logistics department!"

Su Yun looked toward the crowd again.

Uh... It was better not to look, but when he did, he felt that being poisoned and dizzy wasn't entirely a bad thing... Director Chen and He Zhendong were currently playing a live-action version of a certain unique Ultraman...

Su Yun answered truthfully, "The Old Comrade and Director Chen are playing Ultraman fighting monsters!"

Regiment Commander Hu: "..."

This... This is the Commander!

The Commander's lifelong reputation... What the hell is "Ultraman fighting monsters!"

Zheng Jianfeng was stunned: "Brother Su Yun! Did you call for emergency medical services? Calling the police works too!"

In his panic, he only thought about quickly controlling the scene.

Su Yun gave a wry smile: "I called for emergency medical services immediately... but they didn't believe me..."

"As for calling the police... I have nowhere to report it..."

The current situation is that the Longhai City Police Bureau and its police system have been temporarily paralyzed by him alone.

Yes, it wasn't a hacker intrusion, nor was it a bomber throwing bombs... Su Yun, embodying the "Poison Master," took everyone down... He had no opportunity or means to call the police or turn himself in.

Zheng Jianfeng realized the seriousness of the problem and immediately said, "Brother Su Yun, don't panic yet!"

"Mhm..."

Su Yun truly wasn't panicking; he wasn't flustered at all.

Did he break the law? No, he didn't... Was he intentional? No, he wasn't... He was worried about everyone's safety and even tied the Police Officers up.

Hmm... Everything he did was for everyone's benefit.

Although... the mushroom hotpot wasn't made properly, didn't this also give everyone a vacation in disguise?

The Comrade Police Officers work under high pressure and are too tired. A short half-day rest shouldn't be a big problem, right?

As a first-response unit, Zheng Jianfeng immediately deployed: "Brother Su Yun, I have already used my special privileges to contact the Longhai City Emergency Center!"

"Don't worry, all the ambulances in the city will rush over there..."

"Mhm, good!"

Su Yun nodded: It's easier to get things done when you have authority; this way, he wouldn't have to worry about running out of ambulances.

Thinking of the military—a dignified General-level Commander of the Southern Theater Command rolling around on the ground... playing Ultraman fighting monsters with the Longhai City Police Bureau Director...

Zheng Jianfeng and Regiment Commander Hu desperately suppressed the urge to ask who was playing Ultraman and who was playing the monster.

He stated directly, "Brother Su Yun, please control the scene first!"

"Also... if possible, please take special care of that Old Comrade from our logistics department who feeds the pigs."

"He's old, and his body isn't in good shape..."

"You, you must help him out..."

Before the military leaders left, they repeatedly warned: The Commander must not suffer any accident!

Now... Regiment Commander Hu and Zheng Jianfeng were already living life on a tight leash.

Su Yun agreed and said, "Don't worry, Old He currently has a high chance of winning..."

"Right now, he has already started releasing the Ultraman finishing move beam... Director Chen is very cooperatively rolling on the ground..."

Zheng Jianfeng: ... Regiment Commander Hu: ...

So the Commander was playing Ultraman... The two men hung up the phone.

They dispatched military helicopters directly toward the Longhai City Police Bureau...