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44: I...I've been set up!

None of them had expected that the aftereffects of a single packet of laxatives would be this powerful!

This wasn't just a one-hour bout of diarrhea, for crying out loud!

Fang Bai and the others looked at Li Xue, Martial Academy with trepidation.

Who would have thought that such a beautiful senior sister would carry such a lethal weapon on her person!

Is this even right?

Li Xue, Martial Academy calmly pulled out the gas masks she had prepared in advance and said, "Put these on, or I'm afraid you won't be able to bring yourselves to do it."

Everyone: "..."

After putting on the gas masks, the group began to approach the Thunder-Spotted Pythons.

They were all completely weakened by now.

Damn! It was fortunate they were demon beasts; if they were humans, they would have likely already passed out.

Among them, the Snake King had consumed the most, and its body seemed to have shrunk by a size.

It could no longer muster any strength, and it didn't even notice when Fang Bai and the others approached.

Just then, several figures appeared in the clearing and charged straight toward the Snake King!

The Snake King sensed the danger immediately, but because its body was weak, it could only let out a roar to call its underlings to protect it!

However, at that moment, all its underlings were busy spraying, so even with the King's summons, they were willing but unable to help!

Li Xue, Martial Academy charged in first, immediately summoning countless branches to restrain the Snake King's body!

Zhang Zifeng unleashed his killer move, whipping down fiercely!

Pfft! The Snake King's flesh was still very tough. Even with Zhang Zifeng going all out, he only managed to spark against its scales and knock off a few of them.

Fang Bai also rushed to the front of the Snake King's head immediately. Its eyes were almost the size of a human head. Without hesitation, Fang Bai held his combat blade and stabbed straight toward its eye!

The Snake King struggled to shake its head, causing the blade to miss by a few inches!

"Roar!" Under the force of a powerful blow, Fang Bai's figure was sent flying!

The Snake King was enraged!

Only then did the underlings realize what was happening. Ignoring their diarrhea, they swarmed over!

There was no other choice; while having diarrhea was important, their lives were even more precious!

Before they could get close, a powerful force of frost suddenly erupted!

Immediately after, several Thunder-Spotted Pythons were frozen in place!

"Wind Twist!" A low shout rang out, and several hurricanes as sharp as blades cut the Thunder-Spotted Pythons into pieces.

It was Huo Qi and Yu Bing who had attacked!

Their task was to hold off these minions!

Fortunately, these beasts were not at their peak strength; otherwise, with just the two of them at the Second Stage, they wouldn't have been able to stop them.

As for the Snake King, that was left to Li Xue, Martial Academy and the others!

Seeing its underlings held back, the Snake King was furious. It forcibly broke free from Li Xue, Martial Academy's control and lunged straight at Fang Bai!

Among those present, Fang Bai's aura was the weakest, so it decided to slaughter this human first!

Fang Bai's figure moved like a ghost, disappearing and reappearing in a shadow a second later—specifically, right under the Snake King. He slashed out a few times, but the damage inflicted was not high.

The Snake King raised its tail high and smashed it down like a giant club!

Fang Bai dodged by the skin of his teeth. A second later, his eyes lit up, and when the Snake King raised its tail again, he raised his blade and thrust it straight into the dragon's den!

Pfft! The Snake King's body stiffened, and its snake eyes widened abruptly.

Damn it! I've been stabbed! But why does it feel a little good?

At this moment, Li Xue, Martial Academy and Zhang Zifeng had already arrived! With the three of them working together, the low-health Snake King was no match for them!

Soon, the Snake King was pierced through the back of its head by a thick branch conjured by Li Xue, Martial Academy—you could say she just gave it a nucleic acid test!

As the Snake King fell, the three looked at its corpse, momentarily at a loss. Because the thing's body was covered in... poop...

"Uh... who's going to collect it?" Zhang Zifeng looked at the two of them hesitantly.

Fang Bai was silent. Damn it! If I put that in my space ring, can I even keep using it?

Li Xue, Martial Academy sighed: "I'll do it, but I'm sacrificing a space ring, so I need to be reimbursed."

Fang Bai and Zhang Zifeng nodded quickly, indicating they had no objections.

Meanwhile, Huo Qi and Yu Bing were still locked in a bitter battle.

Li Xue, Martial Academy said: "Go support them!" Saying this, she charged in first!

Fang Bai and Zhang Zifeng exchanged a look; everything was understood without words.

The battlefield was truly spectacular. The giant pythons had massive bodies, and they actually knew how to use their size advantage to surround the two of them.

"Damn it! It stinks like hell!" Huo Qi's expression was extremely ugly. Although they were wearing gas masks, the air was filled with fecal particles, making them nauseous and almost causing them to lose their fighting spirit.

As Li Xue, Martial Academy and the others charged into the battlefield, the situation eased.

The Thunder-Spotted Pythons had gone crazy; they no longer cared that they were covered in poop, they just wanted to take these guys down with them!

Boom! Several spikes pierced through the bodies of a few Thunder-Spotted Pythons, forcefully opening a gap!

Li Xue, Martial Academy's voice rang out: "Break through quickly!"

The two men were startled and hurried toward the gap!

Huo Qi charged out of the encirclement first, and Yu Bing followed closely behind!

But just at this moment, an accident occurred.

"Gurgle, gurgle, gurgle~" Yu Bing's stomach suddenly rumbled. His face changed drastically, and the momentum he had gathered instantly dissipated.

"What's going on?!" Because he was a beat slow, the giant pythons had already closed the encirclement!

"Yu Bing! Get over here now!" Li Xue, Martial Academy shouted in a low voice.

Yu Bing said with a trembling voice: "I... I've been set up!"

His stomach hurt more and more, as if something was about to break through the barrier. It was a feeling that was extremely difficult to control, several times more intense than using an enema!

Suddenly, a flash of insight struck Yu Bing. He looked fiercely at Fang Bai and raged: "It was you! You bastard, did you drug me?!"

Fang Bai dodged an attack from a Thunder-Spotted Python and replied innocently: "What does that have to do with me? You ate my portion of the barbecue at the time. Do you think I would poison myself?"

Yu Bing's expression was ugly. Although he had no evidence, he felt sure it had to do with Fang Bai!

Zhang Zifeng's teasing voice rang out: "Say, Old Yu, are you physically weak from jerking off too much, and just got infected by smelling this air?"

"I'll jerk your head off!" Yu Bing cursed with an ugly expression.

However, he had no time to worry about that now, because he was about to lose control!

He finally understood the pain of the Snake King and the others. Damn it, he really couldn't hold it in!

Just then, a Second Stage Thunder-Spotted Python lunged at him, and Yu Bing hurriedly unleashed a wind blade!

At the same time, he leaped into the air, but mid-air, he was swept by a massive snake tail. He spat out a mouthful of blood and was sent flying backward, crashing into a patch of grass.

As luck would have it, that patch of grass was exactly where the Snake King had just had diarrhea. Yu Bing crashed right into it, face-first.

A pungent odor rushed straight into his mouth! Combined with being injured, Yu Bing could no longer hold back the urge, and he just... sprayed!

"Ahhh..." ~( ̄▽ ̄~) A feeling of unprecedented relief washed over him; strangely, Yu Bing didn't feel much humiliation.

Fang Bai and Zhang Zifeng looked at each other and simultaneously pulled out their phones to record the scene. Well, there was no network in the Alien Space, but video recording still worked.

Li Xue, Martial Academy, standing to the side: "..."

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