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115: Raise pigs for a thousand days, use them for a moment!
Regarding the medical issues of burns, Tang Gao decided to skip them for now and began to inquire about information.
"So, what information did you find?"
The Violent Justice Emissary gnawed on a healing pill and began to explain, "This matter is a bit hard to explain. I suspect that the Human Race has already given birth to the Mechanical Clan, but they have all been suppressed by the Three-Leaf Clover Group, not even allowing the Mechanical Clan to receive legal certification."
Tang Gao's expression slightly turned serious, "Elaborate."
The Violent Justice Emissary took out the information he found, pointing to the data and photos on it, "Your Excellency, we found information about the Mechanical Clan on their executives' computers.
There are also these research projects... Most importantly, the results of these research projects have already been applied in our lives."
Tang Gao's eyes became sharp, and he sat up straight, "Continue."
It seems it's time to let the Three-Leaf Clover Group see what a Stick Figure Great Power is!
...
The Three-Leaf Clover Group'sacting office in Qingcheng, Mountain State.
Wei Qiang was furious, smashing the table in front of him, "Such a tall building! Such a large defensive spell formation! Such strict patrol deployment!
You actually let three stick figures in to blow up my toilet!!!"
Wei Qiang was practically fuming. As a seventh-rank Cultivator of the Wei Family, he had been a wage earner since birth and had developed the habit of pooping on the job in the restroom.
Even though he didn't need to poop later, when under great pressure, only by hiding on the toilet in the restroom could he relax.
But!
Wei Qiang had never imagined that someone would spend such a great price to sneak in!
Just to blow up his toilet!
Are you guys f*cking sick!?
Wei Qiang had been under a lot of pressure recently because of the Liang City incident. He even had some hair loss and was very anxious.
The group in Liang City had already been taken out by a certain Great Power as an appetizer.
It wouldn't be an accident if he, the agent of Mountain State, suddenly died on the street one day, lying cold and flat.
The higher-ups even said they would handle it according to the law.
I'll law your mother!
Do Great Powers have the words "law" in their eyes?
Li Nezha, just because he was unhappy, found an excuse to blockade the entire city, led three thousand Immortals to suppress Qingcheng, and announced to the whole city that he would crush the Xu Family.
See who would dare to utter a sound.
In the end, by a lucky coincidence, it was revealed that the Xu Family Old Ancestor was a person of the Demonic Path.
But...
With Li Nezha's personality, even if the Xu Family Old Ancestor wasn't a person of the Demonic Path, could he still live to see the sun rise the next day?
Wei Qiang was heartbroken, Wei Qiang was anxious, Wei Qiang was troubled, Wei Qiang was losing hair...
Now, Wei Qiang's bird had also become bald.
Wei Qiang was truly going crazy!
His top hadn't finished balding, but his bottom had already started!
The few executives in the office didn't dare to utter a sound, silent as cicadas in winter, trembling, cursing inwardly.
Truly sick!
Such a good opportunity to sneak into the office, and they chose to blow up the Immortal's bird!
What the hell are you guys after!?
After Wei Qiang finished scolding, his mood improved slightly, but the sadness of his bald bird still couldn't be resolved. His fingers rapidly tapped the table, his face anxious, "This is a warning, a warning from that Great Power.
This is warning me that if I dare to stay here, he will make me infertile."
Otherwise, why would they blow up my bird?
Could it be for fun?
This is clearly a warning!
The executives looked at each other:
"Immortal, why not play it safe? Investigate first?"
"Yes, getting angry now won't solve the problem. It's better to solve the problem first and then assign responsibility."
"Right, right, solve the problem first, then hold people accountable."
Wei Qiang's eyes turned red with anger, and he glared, "So it wasn't you guys who got blown up, huh!?
Come on! All of you go squat on the toilet, and I'll cast a spell to blow up a circle around you!?
The executives' faces turned green:
"Immortal, this... this isn't necessary, is it?"
Wei Qiang glared, clutching a fire talisman in his hand, "All of you get in!"
The executives' legs trembled, and they had no choice but to walk one by one into the restroom in the corner of the office.
Soon, the sound of fireballs exploding came from inside.
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
Three executives, whose crotches were burned bare and birds were bald, walked out covering their crotches, their faces purple and blue.
Wei Qiang looked at their appearance, his anger gradually subsided, and he felt much better, "Go, investigate what needs to be investigated, report what needs to be reported, and tighten security.
You'd best pray that this matter has a clear outcome.
Otherwise, I won't just stay here and wait to die."
The executives' expressions were complex, their moods complex, and their birds were also complex. They left, one by one, covering their crotches.
What more could be said?
If anyone were blown up like this, even if they weren't injured, the psychological trauma would be significant!
This was a pain that simply couldn't be described in words!
Wei Qiang watched them leave and began to sigh, "You can run from the monk, but you can't run from the temple..."
The Wei Family's Foundation is here. If he ran, what would happen to the Wei Family?
No, he had to find a way to cling to another Great Power as a fallback. If worst came to worst, he would take the Wei Family and move away from Qingcheng.
Where there's life, there's hope. Staying here to die is a dead end.
Wei Qiang's bird hurt whenever he thought of the recent situation. He picked up the phone, "What kind of mess is this... The Yao Race wants to cause trouble, the Human Race wants to cause trouble, the Demonic Path wants to cause trouble... There's no peaceful place in the whole world."
...
Tang Gao finished reading all the data and information and only felt a headache, "I finally know why it's a seven-star mission. Any one of these, if separated, would be at least a four-star mission."
Just the mission of the Mechanical Clan is extremely absurd.
Saving those of the Mechanical Clan is very easy, protecting those of the Mechanical Clan is also very easy, and improving the self-preservation ability of those of the Mechanical Clan is the easiest.
Even allocating a territory for the Mechanical Clan to live in is very simple.
Only!
The true purpose of this mission is for him to become a big shot in the automobile and spaceship industries, to completely change the technical blood of these two major industries in Qingcheng, to achieve the goal of technological isolation, and to completely scrap the Three-Leaf Clover Group's research projects.
This is the key to getting a perfect score!
The reward for this mission is a growth-type battle armor.
Can he not want it?
Of course, he must!
What Tang Gao lacks is a reliable battle armor.
The projections of the three Clones sat on the bedroom floor, staring at the main body.
Tang Gao looked at the Violent Justice Emissary.
The Violent Justice Emissary chuckled dryly, "Your Excellency, you know me, I only know how to chop people."
Tang Gao sighed and looked at the Divine Farmer Alchemist.
The Divine Farmer Alchemist chuckled dryly, "Your Excellency, you know me, I only know how to save people and release poison."
Tang Gao looked at the Destruction Magic God, disappointed.
The Destruction Magic God's eyes widened, "Why are you looking at me!? I'm just a Spell Cultivator! I'm not a researcher!"
You want me to sacrifice my life to cast spells, I can accept that.
You want me to build cars!? Are you kidding me!?
Tang Gao pondered for a moment and opened his personal panel, "It seems it's time to create another suitable scapegoat... Ahem, a glorious Mechanist Clone."
"Agreed!" * 3
Tang Gao directly chose to consume the Divine Farmer Alchemist's Cultivation to charge himself with a Clone slot.
The Divine Farmer Alchemist instantly collapsed onto the floor due to the loss of a large amount of Cultivation, looking bewildered, "Where's my Cultivation? Where's all my Cultivation!?"
Among the three Clones, he had the most Cultivation.
Tang Gao calmly said, "Look on the bright side, raise a pig for a thousand days, use the pig for an hour."
The Divine Farmer Alchemist, "I'll knock your Immortal!"
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Hiss, almost didn't make it to the second chapter. Oh, still ten minutes, no big deal~~
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