138: Today, I feel a little depressed...
At this explosive moment, Liu Town's voice rang out from the cafeteria's loudspeakers.
"Hello, hello… it seems to be working. Next, I will announce the academic credits for this faction confrontation."
Tang Gao's Face stiffened, sensing something was wrong, and he immediately got up, ready to slip away.
Li Nezha was laughing so hard he almost choked, reaching out to firmly grab his disciple's arm: "Why are you running? Sit down and listen! Isn't this your favorite show-off moment?"
Tang Gao desperately slapped his Revered Master's arm, practically going crazy: "I don't want to be famous for something like this!"
It was clearly those new students who were bad, so why do I have to be famous for this?
A Genius who can instantly kill Yao Race new students, and, a reputation for making half of the first-year new students from Qingkai Higher Education Academy suffer from diarrhea.
Everyone will obviously be more impressed by the latter.
There are Geniuses who can instantly kill those of the same cultivation level every year, but making two to three thousand first-year new students suffer from diarrhea and be hospitalized, this is truly a first.
Liu Ren laughed heartily, bending over with laughter.
Liu Yi wanted to laugh, but out of respect, he could only try his best to hold it in.
Li Yuan, the ice-cold man, tried hard to suppress the corners of his mouth, thinking of all the saddest things in his life.
Xu Ling'er laughed up to the sky, directly falling to the ground, holding her stomach, unable to stop laughing.
The surrounding new students were bewildered, completely unaware of why Hidden Fox General's side suddenly started laughing so hard.
"First place in this faction confrontation, Tang Gao, full marks.
Second place, Li Yuan.
Third place, Xu Ling'er.
Fourth place, Liu Ren.
Fifth place, Liu Yi.
Sixth place, General Feng.
Seventh place, Li Nezha.
I guess everyone is very curious why the ranking is like this.
Now, please look at the big screen."
The new students were bewildered, completely unaware of the situation. Normally, when announcing rankings, shouldn't it be the top ten or top hundred?
Why were only seven names mentioned?
Everyone simultaneously looked at the big screen in the cafeteria and the televisions hanging around.
Tang Gao grabbed his head with both hands, feeling numb, and desperately shouted: "I forfeit! I don't want the academic credits anymore!"
What's the difference between this being released and me defecating in the street!
Regret! So damn regretful!
Liu Town, you are too damn dark!
Only to see experienced technicians use exquisite techniques to roughly restore the actions of an invisible person in the surveillance footage, marking him with a box, and even specifically enlarging some areas for everyone to see.
The beginning was simple: a figure in battle armor patted his body, clearly casting an invisibility Spell, and then he quickly snuck into the logistics department.
The Red Team's new students looked at the scene, bewildered:
"Wait a minute, isn't this Red Team's logistics?"
"Huh? Why does that battle armor just now look like Hidden Fox General's?"
"Don't just say it looks like it, that is Hidden Fox General's battle armor, that sci-fi style is not common."
Immediately after, the big screen continued to show the invisible person observing the Yao Race new students.
The Red Team's new students looked at the screen, laughing so hard they almost choked:
"So Yao Race new students are just as bad at cooking as we are, all relying on searching for cooking videos on their phones."
"Dying of laughter, watching videos and still managing to poison the Red Team into having diarrhea."
"That's not right, their cooking skills can't all be this bad, can they?"
Gradually, some people, amidst their jokes, started to figure something out.
One after another, new students began to react.
"Wait a minute, if they follow the tutorial, even if their skill is bad, at most it would be unpalatable, it shouldn't cause diarrhea!"
"Holy cow! This couldn't be Tang Gao's fault, could it!"
"It's definitely Hidden Fox General's fault! If the Yao Race new students didn't intentionally poison them, then it could only be Hidden Fox General who poisoned them!"
Someone shouted out their guess.
As expected, next, the invisible person, like a lightning phantom, held a bottle and poured some white Medicinal Pill powder into the sink, on vegetables, on meat, on cutting boards, on knives, in the central air conditioning…
He poured it everywhere he could.
The new students in the cafeteria were dumbfounded.
"Wait a minute… how much is this? Hidden Fox General must have emptied the entire pharmacy of laxatives, right?"
"What level of Medicinal Pill is this, that it wasn't detected!"
"A heaven-defying act! With so much medicine, can people still stand up!"
The Red Team's new students all turned pale, feeling a vague sense of empathy; even a fool would know the tragic consequences to come.
The next scene directly jumped to a group of pale-faced Human Race new students and Yao Race new students, as well as a bunch of unlucky soldiers, Cultivation instructors, Kuang Ao, and others being placed on stretchers and carried onto a spaceship.
The scene was real and chilling.
The Red Team new students all looked at Tang Gao, who was showing an awkward smile.
Tang Gao smiled awkwardly, waving to everyone: "Hi…?"
"Thump, thump, thump…!"
The surrounding new students scrambled away from Tang Gao, maintaining a distance of more than ten meters from him.
Even though they knew he was from the same faction, after seeing such a ruthless act, everyone became less confident about their own anuses and intestines.
Everyone is a Cultivator, and theoretically, they should have resistance to some negative effects of medicine.
But it was clear that the Medicinal Pill in Hidden Fox General's hand was of a high grade, and its negative effects were very strong.
Everyone would admire a peerless strong person who can take on a thousand.
But very few people admire a strong person who can make a thousand people have diarrhea.
And he is also a Genius strong person who can make others have diarrhea at any time.
No one!
Truly no one!
Tang Gao's Face was extremely awkward: "That was an accident, I didn't expect them to eat without checking. You have to believe me."
The surrounding new students nodded frantically.
"Believe, believe, we believe."
Tang Gao's Face darkened: "Then will you eat a bite of the cafeteria food?"
The surrounding new students shook their heads frantically; no one dared to eat any food on the table.
After personally seeing the tragic state of those new students in the video, no one dared to gamble their anuses on this trust in a bout of diarrhea.
Tang Gao laughed out of anger, his resentment towards Liu Town reaching its Peak.
In the loudspeaker, Liu Town's voice slowly rang out.
"...We detected the main ingredient, which is mannitol. The person who administered the medicine is none other than our highest-scoring student, Tang Gao. Let's give Tang Gao a round of applause to show encouragement."
Liu Ren blinked, tentatively raising both hands: "Brother Tang, should I clap for you?"
Tang Gao rolled his eyes frantically, then got up and left: "Clap my ass! I'm going back to the dorm!"
Damn it! I won the academic credits, but lost Face!
Li Nezha and Xu Ling'er were already laughing to the point of breathlessness; the centuries-old child and the teenage child were rolling on the cafeteria floor, laughing.
Liu Ren couldn't stop laughing, but still chased after him: "Laxi General, don't run so fast!"
"Ah, hit!"
Liu Ren turned into an afterimage and directly flew out.
Liu Yi tried hard to suppress the corners of his mouth, feeling it was a hundred thousand times harder than suppressing a gun's recoil, and caught his elder brother.
"Don't call Brother Tang that, he must be losing Face right now."
Liu Ren, while covering the spot on his stomach where he was kicked, laughed so hard tears streamed down his Face: "Hahaha, I'm truly a Genius, Laxi General!"
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My mindset truly collapsed today.
We got 9.1 points again, and I happily went to the group to show off, but ended up getting chewed out.
A big shot in the group said 9.1 was nothing, look at the backend royalties, making money is the Dao.
I said the score at least represents reader preference, but he kept telling me to screenshot the backend royalties, kept nagging.
Finally, I still screenshotted it. Uh, total royalties, less than five thousand, actually only a little over four thousand…
That big shot directly said, over three hundred thousand words, not even five thousand yuan, what kind of trash is this, ten-odd yuan per thousand words, picking up scrap outside would earn more than this!
When he talked about scores, I could argue, after all, my book's score was higher than his.
When he talked about royalties, how could I dare to argue?
This big shot had written a hit, with nearly two million active readers at its Peak, earning almost ten thousand a day.
My meager royalties weren't even a fraction of his.
What else could I do but obediently get chewed out?
On the surface, it was nothing, but inside, it truly felt unpleasant; I almost didn't want to write anymore.
But later, I looked through everyone's comments, and they were all laughing "hahaha," and their words were so nice, truly too adorable.
I figured it out. If others write well, there's nothing for us to say. If we can't compare, then we can't compare.
I'm definitely not convinced.
But please, don't let my book take off, otherwise, I will definitely go and slap Faces!
Well, what I say doesn't count; it still depends on all the readers.
Just a few rambling words, I hope it doesn't affect your mood for reading. I'll continue to write the next chapter.
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