139: If you can't beat him, just call me and I will beat him for you!
There are only wrong titles, but no wrong nicknames.
In one afternoon, the nickname Laxi General spread throughout the entire base, as well as the people's hospitals in nearby cities.
Tang Gao was very depressed, lying on his bed, ready to take on a mission from the Three-Leaf Clover Group to ease his mood.
"Knock, knock."
Tang Gao sat up: "Come in."
Li Nezha pushed open the door and walked in, asking curiously: "What are you doing hiding in your room? They're celebrating the faction's victory on the training ground."
Tang Gao said helplessly: "I feel like jumping off a building. I've lost so much Face. If it were you, would you go?"
Li Nezha shook his head decisively: "No way, I would have already jumped from a twelve-story building."
Tang Gao: "...?"
I don't think I have a problem; I think you have a problem, and a mental one at that.
Li Nezha laughed heartily, took out a bottle of soda water, and threw it over: "Alright, alright, let's get to the point. I came to give you something good."
Tang Gao caught the soda water, twisted it open, and took a sip, asking curiously: "What is it?"
Li Nezha sat down next to him and said regretfully: "This is still a simulated battle, and you're already so ruthless. I can't even imagine how outrageous the situations you'd Face would be if there were no restrictions."
If this kid has already lowered the level of his combat methods, then the situations he would originally Face would only be even more outrageous.
Tang Gao looked up and thought for a moment: "It's not... that outrageous?"
Battling across ranks is normal, killing a thousand with one is basic operation, and sometimes I even Face a troop of elite Cultivators.
Occasionally, I even directly withstand terrifying weapons like the Demon Subduing Cannon.
Alright, it is a bit outrageous.
But I'm used to it.
Li Nezha stretched out his hand and pointed forward; a pair of Wind Fire Wheels appeared out of thin air, slowly rotating in mid-air.
Tang Gao was stunned: "Teacher, this is..."
Li Nezha shrugged: "My newly refined beginner Wind Fire Wheels. With them, you can fly, and you'll have the ability to escape when facing strong enemies in the future."
Tang Gao's heart warmed, and he smiled: "Thank you, Teacher."
Li Nezha smiled and said: "I've already sent the Cultivation Technique to your email. Go and Cultivate it yourself later, and if you encounter any problems, come ask me.
Alright, I won't disturb your emo moment. I'm going to the dinner party. You have fun for now."
Tang Gao scratched his head: "Um, Teacher, can I ask you to beat up Liu Town again?"
Li Nezha laughed so hard: "What, you're not satisfied with his arrangement?"
Tang Gao was utterly speechless: "If it were you, would you be satisfied?"
Li Nezha laughed so hard that tears were about to fall, wiping the corners of his eyes: "Alright, alright, he did it for the future of the War Emperor lineage. Although this reputation is embarrassing, the effect is very strong. If a war breaks out in the future, everyone will definitely think of you."
Tang Gao sighed: "If I had known, I would have done it more formally."
Li Nezha gave a thumbs up: "I suggest you Cultivate well. Whoever dares to call you Laxi General, you go beat him up!"
Tang Gao took a deep breath, cheering up: "Okay!"
Tonight, I'll pull my Clones and Cultivate for ten years!
Li Nezha chuckled: "Of course, if you can't beat him, you call me, and I'll go beat him up for you!"
Tang Gao finally smiled: "Thank you, Teacher!"
"Alright, alright, you have fun. I'm going to eat something delicious~"
Li Nezha smiled and waved, then teleported to the training ground after pushing open the door.
Tang Gao waved his hand, and a gust of wind closed the door.
Tang Gao lay on the bed, set up a barrier, and his consciousness began to project onto his Clones.
The Violent Justice Envoy was training the Black Shadow Clan in the Shadow Realm.
The Divine Farmer Alchemist was treating illnesses and performing Alchemy for everyone in a certain square in Qingcheng.
The Destruction Magic God was tempering his body and Spells under a waterfall in the wilderness.
As for Mechanical Yuanzun, he was in a manor on the outskirts of Qingcheng, facing verbal attacks from many people.
Hmm?
So many people are criticizing Mechanical Yuanzun? What good thing happened?
Tang Gao's mood immediately improved significantly. He instructed his Clones to observe with their consciousness, watching Mechanical Yuanzun get scolded.
Soon, everyone figured out what had happened.
Mechanical Yuanzun's grand opening sale attracted a large number of users, taking up a considerable market share, which led to complaints from competitors.
Of course, the reason for the complaint was very legitimate: malicious competition.
Giving away a hundred sets of million-dollar battle armor for free at the opening—such a grand gesture—made several old hands in the weapons and equipment business in Qingcheng restless, and they wrote complaint letters overnight.
Now, because everyone learned that the major shareholder behind the shop was the Lan Young Miss, they held a meeting, choosing this location, intending to discuss it thoroughly.
Of course, while it was called a discussion, it was actually more like threatening the Lan Family.
They had seen people eat cake, but never seen someone smash the plate and then eat.
...
In the manor hall, it was filled with big shots or representatives from Qingcheng's Commercial Street.
A group of uncles, or promising young representatives, sat on chairs on both sides.
"Young Miss Lan, it's fine to open a shop and make money, but you're smashing the plate as soon as you start. How are we supposed to make money in the future?"
"Yes, not to mention the hundred sets of battle armor you gave away for free, isn't the pricing of your battle armor too outrageous?
It's said to be a million, but after testing, the technical content soared to nearly two million!
If you do this, how are we supposed to make money in the future?"
"Yes, either you raise the prices, or you share the technology with everyone.
Of course, out of respect for Lord Lan, we definitely wouldn't do something that would make you share for free. The price, naturally, would be very fair."
The appearance of Mechanical Yuanzun's shop directly bewildered the major business Families of Qingcheng, who rushed over overnight to discuss.
Blue Rose looked at the aggressive crowd and smiled charmingly: "So, you all don't plan to make things easy for me?"
That single sentence choked up all the representatives present.
No, did you not understand who was making things difficult for whom?
Your father is a Great Power; is my father not a Great Power?
You smashed everyone's plates, and you're still saying we're not making things easy for you?
No, are we supposed to not live our lives and just drink the northwest wind?
Mechanical Yuanzun, who had been silent, put down the cup in his hand.
Blue Rose noticed his action and immediately stopped speaking, sitting obediently to the side.
Those present were not fools; they knew that Blue Rose was very likely this young handsome man's front, and he was the heavyweight.
Anyone who dares to use the words 'Yuanzun' as a shop name—not to mention how these two words passed the review—just this attitude, and daring to make the daughter of an Eight-Order Great Power his front, is already a Domain that ordinary people cannot touch.
Mechanical Yuanzun looked at the System box that popped up, with the observation boosts from his main body and three brothers.
With these several cheats, Mechanical Yuanzun felt a great deal of confidence in what he was about to do next.
[Tang Gao: Don't be a coward. I'll synchronize my power and give these old farts a little cheat shock!]
Mechanical Yuanzun felt the increasing power within him, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously curved into a smile. He looked at everyone: "Throughout history, the Cultivation world has only believed in one saying: the bigger the fist, the harder the truth."
The people present did not speak, silently watching Mechanical Yuanzun, waiting for the key information.
Mechanical Yuanzun was not in a hurry. He stood up, walked towards the door, and pointed to the continuous mountain range in the wilderness:
"Rose, what's that mountain range called?"
Blue Rose obediently stood up and smiled charmingly: "Luoqiu Mountain Range. This mountain range, to some extent, hinders communication between our Qingcheng and other places, but because the development cost is too high, it has been shelved...
Hmm? Why are you asking about this?"
Blue Rose felt a hint of something amiss, but couldn't pinpoint what it was.
Mechanical Yuanzun smiled faintly, clenched his fist, and placed it at his waist. The combat power value on his tactical goggles began to soar.
Ten thousand, one hundred thousand, one million, three million...
[Main Body Observation Boost, Synchronizing]
[Shadow World Boost, Synchronizing]
[King of Shadows Attribute Boost, Synchronizing]
[Soul Extraction Skill Attribute Boost, Synchronizing]
[Slaughter Enthusiast Boost, Synchronizing]
[Infinite Progression Entry Boost, Synchronizing]
[Forcible Seizure Boost, Synchronizing]
[Violent Justice Envoy, Divine Farmer Alchemist, Destruction Magic God Boost... Synchronizing...]
Mechanical Yuanzun's smile was kind and amiable: "By the Venerable's decree, aid me with the power of one punch."
Hot tip: The main body and the three brothers all have multiplier boost abilities.
The people present felt the terrifying Cultivation and extreme destructive aura rapidly soaring from Mechanical Yuanzun's body. Their pupils constricted sharply, and they all gasped in cold air!!!
My goodness! I woke up too soon! I saw the Venerable's decree!
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Say a thousand, say ten thousand, isn't it all for gifts?
After all, reading income is really not much; it truly relies only on these gifts.
Four thousand manuscript fees, gifts accounted for half. It's tiring to even talk about it!
Those who have money, please give what you can. Those who don't, please throw everything to me, throw everything to me!