137: It's really scary to be shameless and immoral on the battlefield!
Tang Gao and the others were ambushed on the outskirts of the Red Team’s encampment, with tissues stuffed in their noses.
Li Nezha covered his nose, “You really are ruthless, kid… You put laxatives in the entire logistics supply?”
Tang Gao covered his nose, “It’s a third-tier laxative. Unless you’re a specialized poison tester, you won’t be able to detect it. It used up a lot of my inventory.”
Don’t ask where he got it; after so many Reincarnations, Tang Gao had plenty of both common and uncommon strategic materials in reserve.
His main goal was to be prepared for repeated Reincarnations.
Liu Ren’s eyes widened, “They’re lax in their defenses. Should we go destroy the reconnaissance System now?”
Liu Yi covered his nose and grumbled, “Remember not to go to the rear of their military camp. It’s full of bombs… and smells awful.”
Xu Ling’er looked despairing, “Do we really have to earn these academic credits?”
Li Yuan silently put on a gas mask, “Just bear with it. After we destroy the reconnaissance System and ammunition reserves, we’ll withdraw.”
Li Nezha covered his nose, “You’re still the most ruthless one… A third-tier laxative, and so much of it! You might as well have poisoned them for a quicker end!”
Tang Gao put on his gas mask and said in a muffled voice, “Let’s go. We’ll make a fortune from this. We’ll withdraw once we’re done.”
The six people and one dog cast Invisibility Spells on each other. After confirming everything was clear, they found a corner of a wall, used their movement Spells to leap over, and stealthily made their way to the electronic reconnaissance station.
The reconnaissance station was quiet, with no one inside. Only the “plop plop” symphony and waves of foul odor could be heard from afar.
Fortunately, everyone had put on gas masks, blocking out the stench. They quickly dismantled the electronic equipment, poured water directly onto it, and destroyed all the circuits.
The most advanced equipment often only requires the most primitive methods of destruction.
Next, they wouldn’t be able to repair these things in a short time.
Next up was the warehouse.
The warehouse was a military stronghold, guarded by two pale-faced soldiers. When they detected someone approaching, the two soldiers, pale-faced, collapsed to the ground, watching in despair as Tang Gao and his group tied them up.
They had no strength, truly, not an ounce of strength.
It was their first time experiencing exhaustion from diarrhea, losing all combat capability.
Tang Gao and the others directly set fire to the warehouse. They even thoughtfully dragged the two guards onto the street to prevent them from being burned, and to be safe, they untied them.
After a series of operations, the Red Team had basically lost most of its combat capability.
Tang Gao dramatically put on his battle armor and led his team to swiftly retreat, no longer wanting to stay in this foul-smelling place.
Tang Gao flew out seven or eight kilometers before he felt the air become fresh again.
Taking off his mask, Tang Gao also removed two rolled-up tissues and grumbled, “This laxative is really potent. I don’t think they even have the strength to put out the fire.”
Li Nezha looked at Tang Gao, his urge to complain overflowing, “Seriously, you might as well have given them some low-tier poison. At least they could have cured the poison.
You just went straight for a third-tier laxative. Just to treat the laxative, we’ll have to gather supplies from the nearby city hospitals’ reserves.
Third-tier, how could you even do it?”
Leaving aside the abundant supply of laxatives, the sheer ruthlessness of his actions already far exceeded the scope of a normal person.
Tang Gao stared blankly, “Is it my fault? They didn’t check their own food. If they had been a little more careful, this wouldn’t have happened!”
Liu Yi silently grumbled, “To be honest, normal people usually wouldn’t think that someone would give them such a potent laxative within the first two hours of the battle.”
Everyone was still in the initial stages, they hadn’t even dug their trenches yet, and you were already ambushing the rear of the military camp.
Tang Gao lamented, “These young folks are too naive.”
Back then, when he was in infinite Reincarnations, what methods hadn’t he used?
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When the intelligence was delivered to Liu Town’s spaceship, everyone was silent.
Liu Town rubbed his forehead, “You mean, after teleporting, Tang Gao immediately led his team in a lightning raid on the Red Team, filling their logistics with laxatives?”
The adjutant covered his Face, “About an hour into the start, they found the Red Team’s location, then used Invisibility to administer the laxatives.”
The commanders were also speechless and very helpless.
The imagined simulated battle: Both sides relying on excellent cultivation to fight back and forth, fully demonstrating their excellent standards.
The actual simulated battle: Blue Team’s Tang Gao immediately ran to administer laxatives at the start, afraid of missing their mealtime if he was late.
One couldn’t say this was a successful simulated battle.
One could only say that on the battlefield, shameless, immoral, malicious, and quick-witted people are indeed more terrifying.
“…General, are we still simulating? I think we should call the police and notify the Qingcheng authorities to urgently mobilize medical organizations for rescue.”
Liu Town looked at the report helplessly, “Call the police! Why are you looking at me? Do you really want to wait for them to dehydrate?”
Seriously, sometimes even as soldiers, they felt helpless and wanted to call the police.
I knew it, anyone who hangs out with Li Nezha, who’s all about poop and pee, couldn’t be a good person.
The first day of Qingcheng’s military training successfully concluded with the Blue Team’s confusion and the Red Team’s despair.
The Red Team’s new students were despairingly rushed onto spaceships and sent to nearby cities for treatment.
The simulated battle was urgently called off, and all academic credits were given to Tang Gao’s team, with others receiving only a few points.
Tang Gao’s appearance successfully set the historical lowest average score in military training simulated battles.
At night, the new students of the Blue Team gathered in the cafeteria, bewildered, staring blankly at half of the empty seats.
“Did you hear? The Yao Race new students went to the logistics to cook, and directly gave everyone in the Red Team explosive diarrhea.”
“Cultural and racial differences are indeed very important. How dared they cook?”
“No, you can’t blame them for not knowing. The Yao Race new students used disguises collectively for fear of retaliation, and then, because they were afraid of being ostracized by us, they all went to the logistics… The rest, everyone knows.”
“Did the Yao Race new students eat it?”
“They did. Ao Yuan, for the sake of Face, ate the most and had the worst diarrhea.”
The new students looked at each other, bewildered.
“Can the Yao Race cook that badly?”
“I don’t know. Did they never cook with fire before? They can’t even do such a simple thing. I heard that behind the Red Team’s encampment, the diarrhea almost formed a river.”
“That bad? Holy crap!”
Tang Gao looked at the porridge in front of him and silently pushed it away, “I don’t have much of an appetite. I’ll eat some snacks when I get back to the dorm.”
Li Nezha grumbled, “Goodness, sending half the people away on the first day, how are we supposed to continue military training?”
Tang Gao silently looked up at the sky, “I didn’t expect them to be so fragile…”
Who knew these silly birds, with few poison testers, would just start chugging it down.
Don’t they know such basic common sense?
These young folks, they have no respect for basic procedures at all, completely unaware of how much blood, tears, and diarrhea are behind this.
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