136: Puff! Puff! Puff!

Logistics is an important component of an army, and even more so, the most valued backyard in the hearts of countless generals.

A mature general knows what a complete logistics system means.

Five-star General Panda once said: “Generals have cultivation, but logistics bases do not. Destroying logistics means destroying their war potential.”

On this point, Tang Gao and Xu Ling'er held the same idea.

Originally, Tang Gao planned to regroup after reconnaissance, but when he actually saw the logistics base right in front of him, he couldn't resist the urge to destroy some of their logistics first before regrouping.

Tang Gao, using stealth, relied on his superior battle armor technology and the boost from the evolution bar, combined with the Shadow King System's enhancement, to sneakily make his way to their logistics department.

As Tang Gao stealthily walked in, he saw a group of Yao Race freshmen disguised as Human Race, staring blankly at a pile of cooking Materials.

Ao Yuan's mouth twitched: “When I was in the Dragon Palace, the chefs always cooked for me. Don't look at me, I've never done this kind of work.”

Su Yuanyuan was dumbfounded: “I have the Nine-Tailed Bloodline, I devour Heaven and Earth Spiritual Qi. You don't think I can cook, do you?”

Jiang Huo'er rubbed her forehead: “I eat magma.”

The Yao Race freshmen present looked at each other, experiencing racial and cultural differences firsthand for the first time.

It wasn't that they wanted to cause trouble and not cook for the Human Race.

They had already lost once due to inferior skills, and resorting to such underhanded tactics now would be too shameful.

It was simply that they didn't know how to cook Human Race food.

Ao Yuan hesitated: “Then let the Human Race soldiers do it. I see they also have ordinary humans assigned, so cooking shouldn't be a problem... right?”

Su Yuanyuan said helplessly: “How could there be no problem? There definitely won't be enough time.”

Jiang Huo'er took out her phone and grumbled: “Let's learn as we go. What else can we do? We can't even fail on the first day, can we?”

The Yao Race freshmen felt ashamed, regretting coming to the logistics group. They thought it would have been easier to earn points by going to the reconnaissance group, repair group, or warehouse group.

It could only be said that everyone's starting point was too high, and they didn't quite understand how to 'mix points'. Only after coming to logistics did they realize it was not easy to 'mix points' here.

Tang Gao watched the group of Yao Race members take out their phones, cooking while looking at their phones, which left him stunned.

And you know what, the quality of these Yao Race freshmen was indeed good. Even though they came from noble backgrounds, when they came to the logistics group, they worked diligently and were quite reliable.

Tang Gao was so moved that tears fell. He proactively helped them by sprinkling high-quality laxatives into the oil, salt, vegetables, and meat, helping them reduce their cooking burden.

Of course, the downside was an increased burden on the toilets.

However, the world is vast, and I believe they shouldn't mind pooping in the wilderness.

Tang Gao completed his initial sabotage mission and immediately slipped away, not giving them a chance to discover him.

Soon, the Yao Race freshmen finished cooking the meals and brought them to the cafeteria. The Red Team freshmen, who had just finished their meeting, entered the cafeteria, ready to eat a meal, and then quickly dig trenches and set up defenses during this time.

“Who the hell cooked this?! This is too much!”

The enraged freshman looked at his plate and the order slip in his hand, cursing: “Where's the cook from window 78! Get over here!”

Ao Yuan, dressed in a chef's uniform and holding a spoon, hurried over, his face filled with anger: “What are you yelling about? Be grateful you have something to eat!”

The enraged freshman pointed at the fish on the plate: “This order slip says 'boiled fish in water', what is this thing you made?!”

The freshmen around them gathered, and the disguised Yao Race freshmen, fearing trouble, also gathered, subtly forming two opposing groups.

Ao Yuan glared: “Isn't this boiled fish in water!? I followed the process!”

I even used Dragon might to stun it before I could finish cooking!

Human Race freshmen are really short-tempered!

The enraged freshman was furious, slapping the fish: “Why are you playing dead? Stand up and say something fair!”

The fish was slapped awake, found itself in scalding hot water, and thrashed around the plate in pain, like a helpless fish.

The air fell silent.

Ao Yuan was dumbfounded: “Is this fish not cooked?”

The enraged freshman exploded in anger: “Come on! You eat this! Can you eat it?! There's no preparation at all! Are you trying to fool a ghost?! Do you even know how to cook?!”

Who serves a fish directly put into boiling water?!

Even if you don't know how to cook fish, at least kill it first!

The Yao Race freshmen in the logistics group looked at each other, silently maintaining a distance from Ao Yuan, pretending not to know him.

There was no way around it; this mistake was too idiotic.

Ao Yuan's face turned red with embarrassment. He had just followed the literal meaning!

Boiled fish in water: there was water, there was fish, and it was boiled in hot water!

But he also knew he had messed up badly, so he could only stand there, his face flushed, being pointed at by the surrounding gazes.

“Alright, alright, none of us can cook. Let's just eat some rice and drink some soup to get by for now.

We're all classmates, let's not make things difficult for each other... There are very few proper cooks in the military camp, so just bear with it.”

Kuang Ao stepped forward to mediate.

When the freshmen saw the situation, tears almost fell. Fighting was one thing, but they could barely even eat now.

The enraged freshman swallowed his anger and picked up the rice on the table: “Let's eat rice then... You take this fish away. The fish soup... Oh, screw the fish soup, just leave this plain hot water.”

Ao Yuan awkwardly found a plate, stunned the fish, and quickly carried it back to the kitchen.

The enraged freshman looked at the rice and plain hot water in front of him, his face filled with sorrow. He could only force himself to eat a mouthful of rice with a mouthful of plain hot water.

The other freshmen sat down, looking at the food in front of them, their faces showing desolation. They already anticipated that if this simulated war didn't end soon, the coming days would be purely a weight-loss journey.

Kuang Ao looked at the food made by the idiotic cooks and could only force himself to eat, setting an example for everyone: “We share blessings and endure hardships together. We are all brothers and sisters. We will get through this difficult period together, and I believe the next meals will be even more delicious!”

The freshmen reluctantly responded. Seeing their leader eating, they could only force themselves to follow suit.

One hour later.

Kuang Ao squatted in the wilderness, holding a tissue, his face pale, with continuous “Pffft! Pffft! Pffft!” sounds coming from behind him.

In the surrounding wilderness, the stench solidified into one, like a symphony, with continuous “Pffft! Pffft! Pffft!” sounds rising and falling.

Kuang Ao shed tears of regret. If he could do it again, he definitely wouldn't have tried to be strong and eat the food made by the kitchen staff.

How could it even cause food poisoning effects!

The adjutant trembled as he checked the list on his phone, tears streaming down his face: “Those beasts! The logistics were handled by those Yao Race freshmen! They're trying to kill us!”

“...No, not us... Pffft! Pffft! Pffft!”

A Yao Race freshman was squatting not far away, holding a tissue, his face equally pale.

Everyone ate the food together.

Everyone had diarrhea together.

Kuang Ao rolled up a tissue and stuffed it into his nose, his eyes filled with despair: “I don't want to stay in this damn simulated battle for another second... Pffft! Pffft! Pffft!”

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