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Chapter 60: Are you still you now?

"Hahaha, this car is so fast, I almost couldn't brake in time."

"I don't know about Old Wang, but Little Wang—that is, Wang Lin—I know him; what will his reaction be after seeing this?"

"Jiang Zhe, making fun of someone like that, aren't you afraid they'll report you behind your back?"

"I didn't expect that behind your serious facade, you'd have a talent for this."

"..."

Hearing Jiang Zhe say this...

In fact, most of the audience was gloating.

After all, joy is always built on the heads of others.

...

At this moment, inside the Beijing Science Lecture Hall.

Professor Hua Yunfeng, Old Feng, and the many experts in the audience had previously been immersed in the theory Jiang Zhe was explaining.

But as Jiang Zhe changed the subject, the experts in the audience were all stunned.

Then, the scene immediately erupted into loud laughter.

"Hahaha, what are you going to do with Old Wang's body? Go fishing for young girls?"

"No, no, no, young girls won't be interested in Old Wang; he should go fishing for aunties."

"A perfectly good academic discussion, how did it become so clichéd? But..."

"But what?"

"But, I like it, hahaha!"

"..."

The atmosphere was truly livened up.

But the two people who were the subject of the liveliness had expressions and actions that made those nearby feel even stranger!

...

At the Television Station, inside the monitoring room.

The young staff member understood Old Wang's personality.

He had an unpredictable temper and didn't like others making fun of him.

Once, he had made a joke about Old Wang and was given a hard time for half a month.

"He's finished!"

The young staff member looked at Jiang Zhe on his phone, unable to help but frown, then looked at the serious-faced Old Wang.

But who would have thought that not only was Old Wang not angry, he was actually thinking seriously.

"If..."

"If I could have Jiang Zhe's body, wouldn't that be a wonderful thing?"

"Anyway, as long as I am me, it's fine. The younger and more handsome the body, the more willing I am, of course!"

Hearing this, the young employee had a look of shock; he found it somewhat hard to believe.

Why was the difference between people so big?

I made a joke about a senior and was scolded for half a month.

Jiang Zhe made a joke about him, and nothing happened?

The young employee couldn't help but ask, "Uncle Wang, his joke is a bit... off-color, meaning you'd use Jiang Zhe's body, and then your wife..."

Old Wang looked at his subordinate with confusion, "Isn't this 'color' quite good? My wife would probably... also be very willing; why are you so bothered? I'm willing too! If only he'd swap with me, swap with me!"

As soon as these words came out, the young employee felt like the sky was falling!

Holy crap, this world has changed; it's very—no, extremely—wrong!

Little did they know, at this moment, far away in a three-story building in a town in Northern Jiangsu...

Old Wang's wife was wearing beige pajamas.

After listening to Jiang Zhe's words, she scrutinized Jiang Zhe as if evaluating him.

The more she looked, the more right it felt; he was simply a killer of women of all ages!

Then...

She nodded silently: "Old man, when are you going to swap bodies with Jiang Zhe? When you swap, you must tell me immediately!"

...

In the leadership conference room.

Station Manager Zhao, Wang Guosheng, Xiao Shiyi, and the others all looked at Wang Lin, who had a strange expression.

Although everyone's faces were serious, there was actually a feeling of gloating.

Station Manager Zhao scrutinized Wang Lin, "What do you have to say about this?"

Wang Lin looked bewildered, "Say what, Station Manager?"

Station Manager Zhao pointed at Jiang Zhe, "He's using your dad to make a joke; shouldn't you say something?"

Wang Lin thought for a moment and spoke surprisingly: "It's a bit strange; if he swapped bodies with my dad, then Jiang Zhe would have to inherit my dad's high blood pressure, high blood lipids, obesity, insomnia, and the prestige among some outdoor aunties. My dad would inherit his handsomeness, knowledge, looks, and over 5 million... I don't seem to lose out no matter how I look at it? It's just that I have a weird feeling, having someone my age as my dad... is really a bit strange."

As soon as these words came out, the whole room was shocked.

Everyone looked dazed.

Good grief, is your attention really on this point?

Could it be that you're actually considering your dad and Jiang Zhe swapping bodies?

Even if that were the case, would you really agree to such an absurd possibility?

Even Xiao Shiyi was startled by Wang Lin's words; even after being together for several years, he wouldn't dare joke like this.

Xiao Shiyi felt like the sky was falling, "Brother Wang, you've changed; you're almost becoming like Jiang Zhe."

"Get lost, this is also a form of promotion for me, it's just a joke; the relationship between him and me has reached a point where anything goes. It's just that if bodies were truly swapped one day, I would definitely hide my mom first."

"Eh? Why?"

"Because Jiang Zhe is just too damn popular with women!!!"

As soon as these words came out, the people present were first stunned, and then immediately burst into laughter.

"Hahahahahaha!"

"I didn't expect that, Wang Lin, you people from Northern Jiangsu are so bold; I thought only people from the Northeast would be this frank."

"You guys are really making a fuss over nothing, it's just an experimental example by Jiang Zhe. Just watch how I'll tease him late at night!"

In fact, Wang Lin felt it was very strange—why were these people's minds so sensitive?

As the person involved, I haven't said anything.

Isn't it good for both sides to boost each other's ratings?

Moreover, the relationship between Wang Lin, Xiao Shiyi, and Jiang Zhe was almost better than that of classmates of four years in university.

While everyone was discussing, Jiang Zhe on the big screen also spoke.

"Regarding the joke just now, please don't joke like this with your good friends; it wouldn't be good if the friendship broke."

"By the way, as a side promotion, Wang Lin's hosting is late at night. His late-night stories and some thoughts will continue from the topics I've discussed before."

"When the time comes, all you night owl fans can support Wang Lin."

As soon as these words came out, the bullet comments in the live broadcast room flew rapidly.

"Holy crap, why didn't you say so earlier? I'm tired of those sci-fi stories Wang Lin tells."

"As long as it's planned by you, I'll love watching it; no matter what time it is."

"+1!"

"..."

In the leadership conference room.

Wang Lin looked at the many hosts with a boastful expression, chest out and head high, as if to say that having a good relationship means he can do whatever he wants.

The hosts of other unpopular programs also wished Jiang Zhe would make a joke about them once to bring them even higher ratings!

"Alright, back to the main topic."

"Now, everyone has a clear understanding of this."

"Data theory holds that: no matter how you move or change, and no matter where your consciousness data actually is!"

"Whether it's in an animal's head, or a corpse's head, or even attached to a stone, then that thing is always you."

"So, the 'I' that everyone speaks of always refers to that data in the head."

"Let's take an interesting example—"

"One day, you suddenly encounter a fatal danger, and your personality suddenly changes drastically. You lose all your previous memories, and then leap to become a world-class super genius."

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